Will You Press The Button?

Jaeha9 years ago

Palm tree = Shelter + fire + food Island = Water Island = No annoying people Oh well.

Zacattac9 years ago

you won't feel the need to make any of that though

panpanthepancake8 years ago

oops i didnt mean to click it XD i was reading the top comment and i blanked out and clicked the button XD

Jordan Swigart12 years ago

This is basically asking if you want to commit suicide.

E-coli8 years ago

I want to commit suicide anyway

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Arcadia7 years ago

I'm sure that I won't get any stress after dying of thirst.

freedomstar9 years ago

so your an asshole?

MaritzaOrtiz7 years ago

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britthill4448 years ago

But....thats exactly how i live right now.....(!?!)

lol9 years ago

Arev you going to make me swim all th. Way to America.

Nlbelike9 years ago

You wouldn't feel like thats nessescary

The Button Presser 9 years ago

So basically do I die slowly or just carry on with my life hmmmm....

ImTheBubbles8 years ago

Never said you couldn't build a boat

Eskimobill19198 years ago

You wouldn't feel the need to

Bohus579 years ago

Sometimes having stress is better than starving on an island.

Patrick3550129 years ago

So i dont stress out anymore but i die.Hmmmmmm hard decision

Android_Sixteenlast year

But have you seen my (perfect) jawline

CTViolet10 years ago

I wanna live

BananasAreAwesome7 years ago

One palm can do lots of things

nathan mcbride9 years ago

No FOOD NO FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD THATS SUICIDAL YOU COMPLETE IDIOT! LOL SORRY

KiahRogers8 years ago

I mean there are trees so I'm pretty sure you"re going to be making some shelter and fire. It wouldn't make sense if you"re sleeping on the sand or grass in the dark when there"s trees around you, use your brain.

KiahRogers8 years ago

**a tree

superbro987659 years ago

There is plenty of water.

Ryan Yoro12 years ago

suicide?

Dreamwarrior149 years ago

So be lazy, bored, and dead. Not pressing that button.

CenaCentury8 years ago

small island with a bridge back to home

snowpoop9 years ago

Umm... you're on an island... you're surrounded by water...in the ocean there is fish...palm tree makes shelter and fire to cook...oh well if I do get the need to swim back to America, my husband and kids will hate me because i'll be lazy as *poop*

Templarking12699 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

Quilladin2069 years ago

So I'm alone, stranded on an island, with no shelter, no food or water... And despite all of that shit, I won't feel stress? How the hell am I not going to feel stress because of that?

TremendousByDesign10 years ago

that "hitler did nothing wrong" guy is annoying and not funny at all

Saltusecretagent7 years ago

I would commit suicide but I wouldn't want to

GangsternauwL8 years ago

What if the island is in a very small lake

Tybu9 years ago

heak no! i need food water and shelter to survive so ur literly dying lol

JohnCena614829 years ago

Wait... Cast Away YEAH BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Dreamwarrior149 years ago

Only difference is that he found food and found water.

mmochi_x2last year

No stress ever but you die, not very smart imo

Kaiyanni10 years ago

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Satori11 years ago

Nothing to stress about except a long, slow death.

WorkTeam7 years ago

"no food, water, or shelter" weird cuz water is ocean, fish is food and palm tree is shelter.

Wiserman199 years ago

So they want you to die of hunger and just sit there while it happens

UserUser8 years ago

You wouldn't feel stress because you"d be dead

MinecraftMooAnn9 years ago

So... you pretty much kill yourself because of lack of motivation. Yay.

rexafun129 years ago

you'd die of starvation after a week

ZombieNinja1397 years ago

No water, how is this an island then?

TemmieArmor9 years ago

If you're on an island, how is there no water...?

Commissar9 years ago

But wouldn't it be salt water? We can't drink salt water. Unless it's an island on a lake or something, just make sure there's nothing in the water...

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antiS10 years ago

This is some real passive-aggressive shit of a question. Still, original way to say "pls go die everyone"

travelelliott9 years ago

I'd eat my bumm

Kylie McPherson12 years ago

So, it's basically saying that I will have no stress but within a week i will die??

11351315 days ago

这种地方鲁滨逊都不能生活

KeyApollo9974858 years ago

No I don't want to die

Someguythatfarted9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

xXxxPu$$yslayerxXx9 years ago

But where would the porn be

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

Fuck you

brianyankonator10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

suzy66610 years ago

i said yes, but im hoping bud or booze is on this said island

BubbaThong7 years ago

Dumb

jmbundy9 years ago

Okay. This is literally just castaway

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