Im never getting married, im never having sex, im staying a virgin forever, and im gonna love every single minute of it.
meatloavelast year
I'm thinking by now your acne has cleared up and your mom had you put on Ozempic so you're now not quite as obese and can get at least a partial blood flow to your dick...... But you still can't really get it up very well..... So it looks like it's another...[Show full comment]
I clicked yes even though I don't like sex but THIS IS JUST HILARIOUS
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BamtanJEM11 years ago
Silence is golden.
Duck tape is gray.
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NightVisions10 years ago
Rape a person,and always scream "mommy no!" I don't see the upside. Honestly get worried about the amount of people that want to fuck someone without consent.
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Tristan_combes11 years ago
If it means a night with Jennifer aniston hell yea
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patetohunter10 years ago
DUCKTAPE, the gift from heaven. Time to fuck
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That_One_Furry9 years ago
That"s a little past my bounds.
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stefenlovekate11 years ago
Hahahahaahah
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Eggy_Pai_China2 years ago
还好我不恋爱
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What-a-twist10 years ago
*mommy noooo!!!*.... worth▪_▪
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ThePaulDude10 years ago
I imagine Markimoo would press the button on this.
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JeffreyLegoMan11 years ago
Put duct tape on your mouth.
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asexual11 years ago
Why sex? Im asexual
I'mNotSceneGetYourFactsStraightM810 years ago
I'm demisexual so it'd probably be pretty fucking hilarious for whoever I'm having sex with.
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LanceTheBrony12 years ago
This made my day. (I'm a terrible person.)
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Ultimate-Gohan9 years ago
Cover your mouth when you have sex
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IVAN CIPHER11 years ago
Ill just sayit in a tone that makes it sound like im talking dirty to her
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Agender6 months ago
As aroace... Ewww no. It's a lose-lose
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Swiggity_swag10 years ago
Ddlg?
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Phoenix~☆10 years ago
I say, just get some dat tape
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PrimeMordialGaming110411 years ago
Heh....
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PurpleDove6648 years ago
one word choker
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Retian Maleoria13 years ago
Doesn't matter had sex.
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salem111310 years ago
I am a girl.. so no downside...
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ifr3zyfellow11 years ago
i dontz get it just stop yourself from saying it some how
TheTrueMrSwag10 months ago
U do it without control, that's the point.
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Oldiron_792 years ago
Don't kinkshame me
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CaptZone11 years ago
DONT READ THIS U WILL B KISSD BY UR CRUSH THIS FRIDAY SAY UR NAM 10x SAY UR MOMS NAME 5x NOW SAY UR CRUSHES NAME 5x THEN POST THIS ON 5 OTHER GRUPS IN 143 MIN. IF U DONT U WILL HAVE BAD BAD LUCKrnrnrnrn
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Nordicwolf19637 years ago
Just muffle it with a pillow so they don't hear.
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GameSpate10 years ago
My girl is into that (she is aggressively dominant), so I'm used to it...
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