Im never getting married, im never having sex, im staying a virgin forever, and im gonna love every single minute of it.
meatloavelast year
I'm thinking by now your acne has cleared up and your mom had you put on Ozempic so you're now not quite as obese and can get at least a partial blood flow to your dick...... But you still can't really get it up very well..... So it looks like it's another...[Show full comment]
but does the person you"re fucking know that you have no choice in saying it, orrr??
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Goomba11 years ago
So basically i'd be the Doctor
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Someone-Here10 years ago
Doesnt matter, have sex
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cutie kitty11 years ago
aaron senpai
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Apollo9244 years ago
(Has sex) MOMMY NOOOOOOOO!
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MrUndertale11 years ago
FUCKING SEX QUESTIONS REALLY?? IM TIRED OF THOSE JUST BAN THOSE .-.-.-.-.
TheTrueMrSwag10 months ago
Isn't sex an actual tag in this website tho?
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I'mNotSceneGetYourFactsStraightM810 years ago
THAT WOULD BE THE MOST FUCKING HILARIOUS THING EVER
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Antidote9 years ago
Why is the world so cruel
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Shadow_Sage75711 years ago
Warn them in advance
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psychwardsexy12 years ago
You sick sick little moo cow.. smh
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BamtanJEM11 years ago
Silence is golden.
Duck tape is gray.
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LightningThor2011 months ago
THERE ARE PEOPLE BELOW 13 HERE
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lizabean10 years ago
I clicked yes even though I don't like sex but THIS IS JUST HILARIOUS
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NightVisions10 years ago
Rape a person,and always scream "mommy no!" I don't see the upside. Honestly get worried about the amount of people that want to fuck someone without consent.
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patetohunter10 years ago
DUCKTAPE, the gift from heaven. Time to fuck
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Tristan_combes11 years ago
If it means a night with Jennifer aniston hell yea
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That_One_Furry9 years ago
That"s a little past my bounds.
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stefenlovekate11 years ago
Hahahahaahah
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What-a-twist10 years ago
*mommy noooo!!!*.... worth▪_▪
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Eggy_Pai_China2 years ago
还好我不恋爱
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JeffreyLegoMan11 years ago
Put duct tape on your mouth.
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ThePaulDude10 years ago
I imagine Markimoo would press the button on this.
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Ultimate-Gohan9 years ago
Cover your mouth when you have sex
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asexual11 years ago
Why sex? Im asexual
I'mNotSceneGetYourFactsStraightM810 years ago
I'm demisexual so it'd probably be pretty fucking hilarious for whoever I'm having sex with.
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LanceTheBrony12 years ago
This made my day. (I'm a terrible person.)
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IVAN CIPHER11 years ago
Ill just sayit in a tone that makes it sound like im talking dirty to her
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