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You are the ruler of a kingdom
but
anything you touch turns to gold
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SLENDERslayer108 11 years ago
What if king midas never got to choose because his phone turned to gold?

dolphinlover609 11 years ago
*touches air* argh! can't... breath... sorry everyone! D:

TheMightyTOG 9 years ago
@ThePaulDude It does. "everything you touch". You are touching air right now.
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Ray Marc 11 years ago
No downside! Wait no, my wife!! Yeah, totally a downside.

Lfcmichael96 7 years ago
Nah no downside there
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schwainer_schinkler 5 years ago
hehe golderner preinis

Fab-Crab 10 years ago
Midas Touch.

Trace Flax 13 years ago
I got the Midas touch...

Dark22 6 years ago
u beat me to it :(
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FattyTheFat 10 years ago
I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans. I am getting sick of these types of "comments" being visible in the comment section. ... [Show full comment]

Warriorjax 9 years ago
Ahh...arnt what you doing right now usually called a spanking message?
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TwIsTeDDeath 11 years ago
I just won't use my hands to eat, no one can judge because I am a king

Spacedandy 10 years ago
But you"re still touching it
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Awesomefreckles 8 years ago
I touch my sister, problems no more also I sell her for 💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸

Foxhead33 9 years ago
I’m radiating with riches who cares I can just build more empires with my gold

P7 10 years ago
Me MIDAS!!!!!?? *Presses the button *

Thomaz P. de Figueiredo 13 years ago
Think about peeing...

ImPressingThatButton420 4 years ago
My dick! It"s FUCKING GOLD!
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Fyrebow 11 years ago
At least my boyfriend wont be able to cheat on me :D

Ben13345 11 years ago
Where gloves and if u want money u win

The Master Cat 11 years ago
i will now... TOUCH THE GROUND!!!

cooldude7827 10 years ago
all on the planet will be gold

Johnson Lo 13 years ago
Goldmember

Azerwite 4 years ago
Bruh that ref to austin power was lit💀
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João Paulo 13 years ago
Golden gloves...

Ian Mckinney 13 years ago
i already heard this story

Zetakarn 11 years ago
Its a greek myth

Snippetycooldud 10 years ago
I got the power

PostOfficeTuna 11 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]

SteampunkSorcerer 5 years ago
Midas I will now learn how you feel

miku 10 years ago
gloves is how you eat

Joshfuerte 9 years ago
So.....basically King Midas.

Geekerella 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

otakutrashllama 11 years ago
Also at 1:00 it is TIME TO STOP
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AnnYuClicks 8 years ago
How am I gonna eat

Aaron L. 11 years ago
That means I would have to ear gold. If I touch myself (not in a sexually way) I would turn into gold. NO.

JacksonBurroughs 9 years ago
I never really liked midas...

zso98 11 years ago
Middas?

Ketdeamos 10 years ago
So be king Midas from greek mythology

Kitty._.kool 11 years ago
Just were gloves😂😂😂

Jooooooooooooooosh 9 years ago
ATTENTION idiots who pushed the button! In the original myth, midas nearly starved to death because the food turned into gold in his mouth. He had to beg one of the gods (I think Dionysus) to remove it. Congrats you just signed your own death sentences.

ReallySo 11 years ago
thats f up if you think about it

Lu.Systemic666 last year
我已经遇到过三个迈达斯国王的问题了

marky2cnd3 10 years ago
this all good

Sudokori 12 years ago
Chain link gloves

Little Miss Spiteful 8 years ago
"I'm like king midas! Oh wait, that ended really badly for him though, didn't it? " "What happened to him? " "Well every time he went to the loo he turned his pernicus into gold " - Yogscast

Lazarobobo 4 years ago
Gloves

Vince The Bear 10 years ago
Minias

MishtiDoi 9 years ago
Not original.

jsully 11 years ago
i would be so edgy

Slade2016 10 years ago
So I"d never get to to feel the touch of the girl I love. FUCK. THAT.

jninja 11 years ago
What bout sex

DoubleDP 9 years ago
My King"s men would be good

ilslim99 11 years ago
Wow this was really original.

User2845 10 years ago
Is this from goldenfisch?

Username1 11 years ago
I would die

C1Rogue 6 years ago
Me worried about wiping my ass after shitting and the toilet paper tearing

Giraffe Jelly 11 years ago
*cough* King Midas *cough*

GriffinBoss109 10 years ago
44% of ppl die cuz no food and water
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