I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans. I am getting sick of these types of "comments" being visible in the comment section. ...[Show full comment]
Warriorjax7 years ago
Ahh...arnt what you doing right now usually called a spanking message?
Your Gold membership will run out eventually dont worry ;)
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AssHar8 years ago
Now listen here u lil shits. Science tells us stuff never really touches (you still touch yourself, I KNOW) as an example: if you "touched" the floor you"d fall through it, and everything woukd just merge, so you only ever really touch yourself, and yourse...[Show full comment]
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Warlord20809 years ago
Its a curse like anyone you touch turns into gold. this is the curse of king midas
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DarthRevan2010 years ago
midas
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cookbadger8 years ago
Can't find any upside truely
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johnchi9 years ago
Damn.
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ZoruaGirl1910 years ago
Midas
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Mixmaster7 years ago
Midas would like to sue you for copyright infringement
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gokce semiz9 years ago
i will eat without my hands lol
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Dr.Beamlast year
I rich
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Theonlyonesam9 years ago
Simple: just make ringmail gauntlets... when you touch it it becomes gold but it can move cause its ringmail... then because you don't touch anything else you can grab and do whatever you please... it just look weird wearing golden gauntlets all the time hahaha rnrnrn
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Mady Griffin12 years ago
*button pressing intensifies*
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WolfRex7 years ago
Easier to kill my enemies
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annabel89 years ago
Once again my question is, what happens while i am fucking? that would suck for my dude
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OceanBlakely8 years ago
just have people do stuff for you and only touch what you want to turn to gold
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TGCSmiffy9 years ago
Invest in gloves
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LunaMelody8 years ago
Could I still use this things? Like a computer?
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Sneeble9 years ago
i hire my squire to do my work so i dont accidentally turn things into gold
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JackRock8 years ago
if i touch gold will it be gold a paradox
Coaster8 years ago
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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cb3chris10 years ago
Golden cock (the rooster kind) mid beheading of rooster *gold* le smexy time * gold condome* ow. etc.
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Tetsuka4 years ago
i can have a golden penis if i masturbate...that"s cool.
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this name is not to long9 years ago
You cant scrach your face
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mgapope9 years ago
Just wash anything
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icewhip10 years ago
Why would I want to rule a kingdom anyway? Sucks!
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Shototodoroki7 years ago
Just turn the kingdom into gold and you dont have too take care of all people lol
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hayhayswag129 years ago
Wear gloves
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THE1EUGENE8 years ago
Wait i cant wash myself or ill turn to gold shoot but wait could i wear gloves
Joshfuerte8 years ago
But then the gloves would turn to gold and be hard.
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Dienin39 years ago
So if I touch my friends they will turn to gold?
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Smug_Ass_Bun10 years ago
Gloves would just turn golden,making it impossible to move your fjngers
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