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You are the ruler of a kingdom
but
anything you touch turns to gold
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SLENDERslayer1089 years ago
What if king midas never got to choose because his phone turned to gold?

dolphinlover6099 years ago
*touches air* argh! can't... breath... sorry everyone! D:

TheMightyTOG8 years ago
@ThePaulDude It does. "everything you touch". You are touching air right now.
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Ray Marc9 years ago
No downside! Wait no, my wife!! Yeah, totally a downside.

Lfcmichael966 years ago
Nah no downside there
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schwainer_schinkler4 years ago
hehe golderner preinis

Fab-Crab9 years ago
Midas Touch.

Snell59 years ago
Where gloves

MidorieTheReal5 years ago
Ouaip
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Trace Flax12 years ago
I got the Midas touch...

Dark224 years ago
u beat me to it :(
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FattyTheFat9 years ago
I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans. I am getting sick of these types of "comments" being visible in the comment section. ...[Show full comment]

Warriorjax7 years ago
Ahh...arnt what you doing right now usually called a spanking message?
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TwIsTeDDeath9 years ago
I just won't use my hands to eat, no one can judge because I am a king

Spacedandy8 years ago
But you"re still touching it
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Awesomefreckles7 years ago
I touch my sister, problems no more also I sell her for ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ

Foxhead337 years ago
Iโ€™m radiating with riches who cares I can just build more empires with my gold

P78 years ago
Me MIDAS!!!!!?? *Presses the button *

Fyrebow9 years ago
At least my boyfriend wont be able to cheat on me :D

Ben133459 years ago
Where gloves and if u want money u win

The Master Cat9 years ago
i will now... TOUCH THE GROUND!!!

cooldude78279 years ago
all on the planet will be gold

Thomaz P. de Figueiredo12 years ago
Think about peeing...

ImPressingThatButton4203 years ago
My dick! It"s FUCKING GOLD!
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Johnson Lo12 years ago
Goldmember

Azerwite2 years ago
Bruh that ref to austin power was lit๐Ÿ’€
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Joรƒยฃo Paulo12 years ago
Golden gloves...

Ian Mckinney12 years ago
i already heard this story

Zetakarn9 years ago
Its a greek myth

Micc5 years ago
Gold dicc hell yeah

Epicduck1229 years ago
Your Gold membership will run out eventually dont worry ;)

AssHar8 years ago
Now listen here u lil shits. Science tells us stuff never really touches (you still touch yourself, I KNOW) as an example: if you "touched" the floor you"d fall through it, and everything woukd just merge, so you only ever really touch yourself, and yourse...[Show full comment]

Warlord20809 years ago
Its a curse like anyone you touch turns into gold. this is the curse of king midas

DarthRevan2010 years ago
midas

cookbadger8 years ago
Can't find any upside truely

johnchi9 years ago
Damn.

ZoruaGirl1910 years ago
Midas

Mixmaster7 years ago
Midas would like to sue you for copyright infringement

gokce semiz9 years ago
i will eat without my hands lol

Dr.Beamlast year
I rich

Theonlyonesam9 years ago
Simple: just make ringmail gauntlets... when you touch it it becomes gold but it can move cause its ringmail... then because you don't touch anything else you can grab and do whatever you please... it just look weird wearing golden gauntlets all the time hahaha rnrnrn

Mady Griffin12 years ago
*button pressing intensifies*

WolfRex7 years ago
Easier to kill my enemies

annabel89 years ago
Once again my question is, what happens while i am fucking? that would suck for my dude

OceanBlakely8 years ago
just have people do stuff for you and only touch what you want to turn to gold

TGCSmiffy9 years ago
Invest in gloves

LunaMelody8 years ago
Could I still use this things? Like a computer?

Sneeble9 years ago
i hire my squire to do my work so i dont accidentally turn things into gold

JackRock8 years ago
if i touch gold will it be gold a paradox

Coaster8 years ago
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

cb3chris10 years ago
Golden cock (the rooster kind) mid beheading of rooster *gold* le smexy time * gold condome* ow. etc.

Tetsuka4 years ago
i can have a golden penis if i masturbate...that"s cool.

this name is not to long9 years ago
You cant scrach your face

mgapope9 years ago
Just wash anything

icewhip10 years ago
Why would I want to rule a kingdom anyway? Sucks!

Shototodoroki7 years ago
Just turn the kingdom into gold and you dont have too take care of all people lol

hayhayswag129 years ago
Wear gloves

THE1EUGENE8 years ago
Wait i cant wash myself or ill turn to gold shoot but wait could i wear gloves

Joshfuerte8 years ago
But then the gloves would turn to gold and be hard.

Dienin39 years ago
So if I touch my friends they will turn to gold?

Smug_Ass_Bun10 years ago
Gloves would just turn golden,making it impossible to move your fjngers

Arcadia7 years ago
I'm gonna touch Lara Croft,just for nostalgy.
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