Will You Press The Button?

MessedUpDuck 10 years ago

I'm not having children so....

CoasterBot 9 years ago

Same

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Migdin1 10 years ago

Did you just assume im going to have kids? TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!

Watermelonman 9 years ago

YIKES! Children! Eew! DARN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN! All they do is annoy me and ruin my lawn. And eventually they evolve into weird politicians and build oversized walls.

PieLucas 8 years ago

Sperm bank, boom! I just perfected life

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

Don't count on it, some spetm banks disclose your identity so your kids can come find you, unless you use someone else"s details when you donate.

DarienPrague 10 years ago

So, every parent's dream...

KiLEdEnNis 11 years ago

isn't it usually the other way around?

Zino Chryselios Chryseliou 13 years ago

You selfish bastards. This is why the younger generation are dry humping at 10 listening to a noise that a fox DOES NOT make..

H4CK1SB4D 4 years ago

Older generation are too boomer and dumber

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jshaw71 8 years ago

If you raise amazing kids wouldn't that mean you are a great person, just horrible luck?

jshaw71 8 years ago

Atleast my kids will love me... Right? Right?!

TigerAttack 9 years ago

Join your kids on their actions and discoveries!

KenJen6420 9 years ago

Our time on earth is fleeting focus more on the next generation to better humanity

Fedora-King 9 years ago

So, my life right now, except my children would be Successful... I'll buy that for a dollar

DaNerdTront 9 years ago

People of you are commenting on how people are selfish because they didnt press the button... But a lot of people dont want children, so now you just look like an asshole

Migdin1 9 years ago

Im not ruining my life for some children! Who do you think i am! Someone who cares about others?!?!?!

LeoGeckoMarty 10 years ago

Just become really good at raising kids. Then it doesn't have to be failure.

WafflesinParis 10 years ago

As long as my son isn't a fuckboy I'll be fine

Fedxftw 9 years ago

Hey! You had already given me the power of the purple penis the 3rd!

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Michael Weston 13 years ago

I would gladly suffer so that my children, if I had any, would live a long and happy life.

Scar0000 10 years ago

Me too

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Michael Dailey 13 years ago

so, I literally become a parent?

MorkerBob 4 years ago

their actions huh. then, i would gadly.

MorkerBob 4 years ago

I UNINTENTIONALLY PRESSED THE WRONG ONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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brebeenz 12 years ago

I dont want children

Mea 9 years ago

All of u are selfish I would love to suffer for my kids if it gives them a nice life if I ever had any

DBBoss 11 years ago

but it didn't say my WHOLE life. it could be for 2 minutes of my life that are miserable, then the rest is a breeze

Ben164 10 years ago

........

Firsk 11 years ago

Hopefully, the ones who didn't press the button never get any children.

GamingSmark 8 years ago

I WILL NEVER HAVE KIDS NEVER!!!!!

Shay Lee 13 years ago

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL NAW I GOTS TO BE BETTER THAN MY CHILDREN OR ELSE THE UNIVERSE AIN'T WORKING

Emanngaming 11 years ago

You little dickheads

GooglyeXx 9 years ago

The second part is my life at the moment so it can only be better or ?

xXAshesXx 11 years ago

I'm not going to have kids... Too scared to have them by myself and I'm scared to adopt.

Swicky 11 years ago

I mean, what could go wrong? Just ask the kids to share the glory

iepicwolver 11 years ago

that's not a very pleasant text!

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

I'm already going through the downside, I call it life.

unslicedpizza 12 years ago

I don't even want children

Migdin1 10 years ago

This is the definition of a good parent

DanSeki 9 years ago

So nothing changes?

Natashar1 11 years ago

I'm not having children so...

Peter Peterson 11 years ago

Jokes on you, that downside is already my life!

Nightfang88 11 years ago

I'm already a failure.

Kirishima_Eijirou 9 years ago

I don't want children

z2008 3 years ago

如果我失败到找不到老婆呢？？？？？

TurboTrigger 11 years ago

You know what's better than the sound of children laughing joyfully? Silence; of not having any fucking kids!

AllastroS48 9 years ago

Their decisions and way to live is with them, not me

The Jacoobinati 11 years ago

i already am a huge failure anyways

EpicFail 10 years ago

Our society is slowly become the opposite of this

Mihika 11 years ago

If you didn't press the button, you are selfish, if you did, good on ya'

KoolGal 11 years ago

I accidentally pressed the button, but I don't want my life to be miserable. If it was miserable, I would end it before I could have kids.

Kyles Rustici 13 years ago

Jokes on you, I don't want kids!!

ThelionGamer 11 years ago

Your bad life or a good life for many childs

BobbyWasabiMk2 9 years ago

I don't want children tho...

XxMlgSwag2000xX 11 years ago

GIVE ME JUST A COUPLE BILLION UR FRICKIN RICH DAVE,SAM,AND DRAKE U MAKE HOTLINE BLING!!! I DIDNT GROUND U FOR THAT DID I!?!?!?

Turret Gaming 11 years ago

I am selfless.

KoolGal 11 years ago

I might not have kids. And it never says they wouldn't have an amazing life if I DIDN'T press the button. You don't need a button to change stuff. AND I ALSO DON'T WANT MY LIFE TO BE MISERABLE. THIS MAY SEEM SELFISH, BUT I STILL WOULDN'T PRESS THE BUTTON.

KoolGal 11 years ago

I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED THE BUTTON, BUT IF THIS WERE TRUE I WOULDN'T PRESS IT. I ALSO DON'T PLAN ON HAVING KIDS.

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