Will You Press The Button?

MessedUpDuck 10 years ago

I'm not having children so....

CoasterBot 9 years ago

Same

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Migdin1 10 years ago

Did you just assume im going to have kids? TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!

Watermelonman 9 years ago

YIKES! Children! Eew! DARN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN! All they do is annoy me and ruin my lawn. And eventually they evolve into weird politicians and build oversized walls.

PieLucas 8 years ago

Sperm bank, boom! I just perfected life

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

Don't count on it, some spetm banks disclose your identity so your kids can come find you, unless you use someone else"s details when you donate.

DarienPrague 10 years ago

So, every parent's dream...

KiLEdEnNis 11 years ago

isn't it usually the other way around?

Zino Chryselios Chryseliou 13 years ago

You selfish bastards. This is why the younger generation are dry humping at 10 listening to a noise that a fox DOES NOT make..

H4CK1SB4D 4 years ago

Older generation are too boomer and dumber

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jshaw71 8 years ago

If you raise amazing kids wouldn't that mean you are a great person, just horrible luck?

jshaw71 8 years ago

Atleast my kids will love me... Right? Right?!

TigerAttack 9 years ago

Join your kids on their actions and discoveries!

KenJen6420 9 years ago

Our time on earth is fleeting focus more on the next generation to better humanity

Fedora-King 9 years ago

So, my life right now, except my children would be Successful... I'll buy that for a dollar

DaNerdTront 9 years ago

People of you are commenting on how people are selfish because they didnt press the button... But a lot of people dont want children, so now you just look like an asshole

Migdin1 9 years ago

Im not ruining my life for some children! Who do you think i am! Someone who cares about others?!?!?!

LeoGeckoMarty 10 years ago

Just become really good at raising kids. Then it doesn't have to be failure.

WafflesinParis 10 years ago

As long as my son isn't a fuckboy I'll be fine

Fedxftw 9 years ago

Hey! You had already given me the power of the purple penis the 3rd!

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Michael Weston 13 years ago

I would gladly suffer so that my children, if I had any, would live a long and happy life.

Scar0000 10 years ago

Me too

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Michael Dailey 13 years ago

so, I literally become a parent?

Maxy988 9 years ago

By the time I have these kids my life would never be a misery.

JLeung 10 years ago

My life is already shitty, what downside is there?

carina 11 years ago

No! You have to be happy first.

Immortalfucker5069 11 years ago

Fuck my children XD

plazmafighter 11 years ago

i love you kids have glory while i take on the pain of faliure

456 9 years ago

Never want to have kids sooo

Benbeentaken 5 years ago

I would be a proud dad

jmdietz 12 years ago

My whole life revolves around my children so I accept those terms.

jtownsend 10 years ago

*tells children to do everything for me

Sea Hitler 11 years ago

Good thing I won't have kids.

MealtyBeef 11 years ago

i dont care about me I CARE ABOUT MY CHILDREN IN THE FUTURE

xboxman 11 years ago

im 11 this wont bite my ass in a few years

ChocolateEvil123 9 years ago

As far as you know I'm the father of jesus

Snowfrost918 11 years ago

They could probably make it so that the human race will stay alive for another 8,000 years. or maybe cure cancer. I'll be miserable, maybe, I might get kidnapped and tortured for months, and then find that I can never get a job again and die, but still helping 7,000,000,000 people...

Migdin1 10 years ago

Snowfrost918 if someone doesnt want children why would they addopt?

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Mjondor 11 years ago

Seeing as how I pressed the button only to see a lot of people saying they won't have kids, I feel like an idiot for some reason.

Clove_Titanos 9 years ago

I don't even want kids

serrato12 11 years ago

wait it doesn't say that they would grow up to suck ass if you didn't press the button.

SE617 3 years ago

Idc as long as my children are great I don’t give a crap about myself

BLACKCOUGAR68 10 years ago

My life is already like that, so I see no downside at all

LeftTesticleOfKrom 10 years ago

bye the power of the left testicle of krom I shall land you the power to become purple penis the 3rd

Calvin93 11 years ago

I would move on with my kids and problem solved

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

I'm already living the downside, minus the kids that is.

Miguel BolaÃ±os 13 years ago

I preffer that, over my own benefit

ddking 11 years ago

well then your children will have a great life so worth it

JLeung 10 years ago

My life is already shitty, what downside is there?

boomclap 11 years ago

I don't care about myself, i want to have a smart and nice child,notice it... I will have a nice life because i will hear good things about my child and that will make me happy.

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