I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans. I am getting sick of these types of "comments" being visible in the comment section. ...[Show full comment]
Warriorjax7 years ago
Ahh...arnt what you doing right now usually called a spanking message?
Ever heard of Midas? You couldn't even drink. You would die.
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Der echte Kirito9 years ago
sounds familiar ...
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DrWho36079 years ago
I know that's based off a myth, it didn't end well
Zetakarn9 years ago
Nah, in the end. The guy in the myth asked the gods for help and they told him to touch a river(i cant remember which) and wash the golden touch
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Skittles_Forever3 years ago
Imagine being blind
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Morpho9 years ago
but the gloves will turn to gold if you use them to eat
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Faith Danielle Owens12 years ago
trick question... it said ANYthing not EVERYthing
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MagDown9 years ago
What happens if I touch myself?
Warlord20809 years ago
You would turn into gold i think it would still work
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EyeofEndor_Gamer10 years ago
NNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!! I COULDN'T FUCK ANYBODY!!!! NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!
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Keninja5 years ago
Wear gloves
ThePaulDude3 years ago
It wouldn't help.
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I_Heart_Anime9 years ago
.....crap food no wait I would wear ....crap no .......nook I won't be able to eat
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thelastbubbleblower8 years ago
food is more important than the land that grows it, no gold for me lol
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greggor9 years ago
GOLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdEN EARTH JUST TOUCH THE OCEAN
AND THE GROUND GOLDEN EARTH
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Nico_di_Angelo7 years ago
King MIDAAAAAAAAASSSS
Mixmaster7 years ago
Hello Percy Jackson Fan
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SomeRandomGuy298 years ago
Where is the downside?
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zero the joker9 years ago
Of course turn. Your enimes to guld
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marky2cnd39 years ago
what about the air
ThePaulDude9 years ago
Doesn't count because you can't touch the air.
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asmrasmrasmr10 years ago
<script>alert('lel');</script>
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DerpyKitten8 years ago
Yellow is gonna become my least favorite color, cause to me, gold is just yellow with some shiny.
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Not Here9 years ago
Not if I can't wank.
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SceptileKO3 years ago
Midas moment
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Captain Andy A9 years ago
If you clap then you die, sounds fun.
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Osha_Hott7 years ago
If I put gloves on, then only the gloves would be gold. But I guess then it"d be difficult having huge weights on your hands at all times...
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Aussienerd9 years ago
wear gloves
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gmmck49 years ago
You can never physically touch things, so... yeah.
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dankmemes1018 years ago
wait so if you"re touching the air does that mean earth"s whole atmosphere turns to solid gold and everyone suffocates??
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Gcoop9 years ago
This seems familiar lol
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EmilysDreamWorld9 years ago
NOPE F KING MIDAS
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JakeDAwesome10 years ago
55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes and make a wish Now paste this into 15 comments and your ...[Show full comment]
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Anick8 years ago
Whear a glove. It will be flexible even after you turn it into gold.
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ghfd9 years ago
Guys no don't kill you daughter she's a nice person
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