You are the ruler of a kingdom
but
anything you touch turns to gold
I will not


SLENDERslayer1089 years ago
What if king midas never got to choose because his phone turned to gold?

dolphinlover6099 years ago
*touches air* argh! can't... breath... sorry everyone! D:

TheMightyTOG8 years ago
@ThePaulDude It does. "everything you touch". You are touching air right now.
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Ray Marc9 years ago
No downside! Wait no, my wife!! Yeah, totally a downside.

Lfcmichael966 years ago
Nah no downside there
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schwainer_schinkler4 years ago
hehe golderner preinis

Fab-Crab9 years ago
Midas Touch.

Snell59 years ago
Where gloves

MidorieTheReal5 years ago
Ouaip
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Trace Flax12 years ago
I got the Midas touch...

Dark224 years ago
u beat me to it :(
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FattyTheFat9 years ago
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Warriorjax7 years ago
Ahh...arnt what you doing right now usually called a spanking message?
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TwIsTeDDeath9 years ago
I just won't use my hands to eat, no one can judge because I am a king

Spacedandy8 years ago
But you"re still touching it
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Awesomefreckles7 years ago
I touch my sister, problems no more also I sell her for ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ

Foxhead337 years ago
Iโ€™m radiating with riches who cares I can just build more empires with my gold

P78 years ago
Me MIDAS!!!!!?? *Presses the button *

Fyrebow9 years ago
At least my boyfriend wont be able to cheat on me :D

Ben133459 years ago
Where gloves and if u want money u win

The Master Cat9 years ago
i will now... TOUCH THE GROUND!!!

cooldude78279 years ago
all on the planet will be gold

Thomaz P. de Figueiredo12 years ago
Think about peeing...

ImPressingThatButton4203 years ago
My dick! It"s FUCKING GOLD!
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Johnson Lo12 years ago
Goldmember

Azerwite2 years ago
Bruh that ref to austin power was lit๐Ÿ’€
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Joรƒยฃo Paulo12 years ago
Golden gloves...

Ian Mckinney12 years ago
i already heard this story

Zetakarn9 years ago
Its a greek myth

thx7 years ago
Ever heard of Midas? You couldn't even drink. You would die.

Der echte Kirito9 years ago
sounds familiar ...

DrWho36079 years ago
I know that's based off a myth, it didn't end well

Zetakarn9 years ago
Nah, in the end. The guy in the myth asked the gods for help and they told him to touch a river(i cant remember which) and wash the golden touch

Skittles_Forever3 years ago
Imagine being blind

Morpho9 years ago
but the gloves will turn to gold if you use them to eat

Faith Danielle Owens12 years ago
trick question... it said ANYthing not EVERYthing

MagDown9 years ago
What happens if I touch myself?

Warlord20809 years ago
You would turn into gold i think it would still work

EyeofEndor_Gamer10 years ago
NNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!! I COULDN'T FUCK ANYBODY!!!! NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!

Keninja5 years ago
Wear gloves

ThePaulDude3 years ago
It wouldn't help.

I_Heart_Anime9 years ago
.....crap food no wait I would wear ....crap no .......nook I won't be able to eat

thelastbubbleblower8 years ago
food is more important than the land that grows it, no gold for me lol

greggor9 years ago
GOLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdEN EARTH JUST TOUCH THE OCEAN AND THE GROUND GOLDEN EARTH

Nico_di_Angelo7 years ago
King MIDAAAAAAAAASSSS

Mixmaster7 years ago
Hello Percy Jackson Fan

SomeRandomGuy298 years ago
Where is the downside?

zero the joker9 years ago
Of course turn. Your enimes to guld

marky2cnd39 years ago
what about the air

ThePaulDude9 years ago
Doesn't count because you can't touch the air.

asmrasmrasmr10 years ago
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DerpyKitten8 years ago
Yellow is gonna become my least favorite color, cause to me, gold is just yellow with some shiny.

Not Here9 years ago
Not if I can't wank.

SceptileKO3 years ago
Midas moment

Captain Andy A9 years ago
If you clap then you die, sounds fun.

Osha_Hott7 years ago
If I put gloves on, then only the gloves would be gold. But I guess then it"d be difficult having huge weights on your hands at all times...

Aussienerd9 years ago
wear gloves

gmmck49 years ago
You can never physically touch things, so... yeah.

dankmemes1018 years ago
wait so if you"re touching the air does that mean earth"s whole atmosphere turns to solid gold and everyone suffocates??

Gcoop9 years ago
This seems familiar lol

EmilysDreamWorld9 years ago
NOPE F KING MIDAS

JakeDAwesome10 years ago
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Anick8 years ago
Whear a glove. It will be flexible even after you turn it into gold.

ghfd9 years ago
Guys no don't kill you daughter she's a nice person

marnixsen 9 years ago
i am MIDAS
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