You are the ruler of a kingdom
but
anything you touch turns to gold
I will not

SLENDERslayer108 11 years ago
What if king midas never got to choose because his phone turned to gold?

dolphinlover609 11 years ago
*touches air* argh! can't... breath... sorry everyone! D:

TheMightyTOG 9 years ago
@ThePaulDude It does. "everything you touch". You are touching air right now.
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Ray Marc 11 years ago
No downside! Wait no, my wife!! Yeah, totally a downside.

Lfcmichael96 7 years ago
Nah no downside there
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schwainer_schinkler 5 years ago
hehe golderner preinis

Fab-Crab 10 years ago
Midas Touch.

Trace Flax 13 years ago
I got the Midas touch...

Dark22 6 years ago
u beat me to it :(
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FattyTheFat 10 years ago
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Warriorjax 9 years ago
Ahh...arnt what you doing right now usually called a spanking message?
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TwIsTeDDeath 11 years ago
I just won't use my hands to eat, no one can judge because I am a king

Spacedandy 10 years ago
But you"re still touching it
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Awesomefreckles 8 years ago
I touch my sister, problems no more also I sell her for 💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸

Foxhead33 9 years ago
I’m radiating with riches who cares I can just build more empires with my gold

P7 10 years ago
Me MIDAS!!!!!?? *Presses the button *

Thomaz P. de Figueiredo 13 years ago
Think about peeing...

ImPressingThatButton420 4 years ago
My dick! It"s FUCKING GOLD!
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Fyrebow 11 years ago
At least my boyfriend wont be able to cheat on me :D

Ben13345 11 years ago
Where gloves and if u want money u win

The Master Cat 11 years ago
i will now... TOUCH THE GROUND!!!

cooldude7827 10 years ago
all on the planet will be gold

Johnson Lo 13 years ago
Goldmember

Azerwite 4 years ago
Bruh that ref to austin power was lit💀
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João Paulo 13 years ago
Golden gloves...

Ian Mckinney 13 years ago
i already heard this story

Zetakarn 11 years ago
Its a greek myth

joe_biden 2 years ago
i am already the ruler of the greatest country of all time ... i sure do love gold as well and ... and my dog stacy she ... she was gold and ... well and then my cousin got lost in the wilderness ...

(insert name here) 10 years ago
Whats the downside?

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
Touching yourself would make you a golden statue.

Mollywolly 12 years ago
Ha! History repeats it's self! HOLLA IF YOUR A PJO FAN

RandomAnimator 9 years ago
PEOPLE!!!! I INVENTED SOMETHING CALLED DOUBLE GLOVES!!!! (half will be gold and half gloves so you won't have to actually touch anything )

PokemonKing2957 11 years ago
I would give the gold to the poor and i would have a servant feed me.

Lt-marshall 10 years ago
Gloves to the rescue, Golden Fleece gloves

Zetakarn 11 years ago
The greek mythology The Golden Touch! I could just go into that river the myth talked about to wash off my golden touch after ive turned my toilet seat, toothbrush, and all the ridiculous things to gold.

-Delta- 9 years ago
My new shoesnnn oh damn it, il just walk barefoot, oh no! My castle, il go outside, oops there goes the planet and oceans.

MLG_Noob9920 11 years ago
That means if you touch the ground makes the ground gold and let everyone have free gold?IM IN!!!

Icode1 10 years ago
if i dont want to turn things to gold i just got to wear gloves so ha

Coaster 10 years ago
The gloves will turn gold and won't bend.

AgentPedro 11 years ago
wait... can i turn Gold into Gold?

Skittles_Forever 5 years ago
Why does this give me Elsa vibes.

Kakashi__Hatake 10 years ago
No downside golden family amd golden gold

RosalinaX432 10 years ago
what's the downside in this one?

xXx_H3yN1c37_xXx 10 years ago
try to touch your handy when you pressed the button it turns into gold thats the downside

dazric 11 years ago
Touch or "make contact with?" Because touching generally involves hands, so in theory I could still have sex.

SossMan 7 years ago
You can't eat because any food touching your mouth or Inside will still turn to hold. So......

DaBomb21 11 years ago
Turn into King Midas....

Leah_770 9 years ago
Is someone"s name "anything you touch"?

Mistress Toucha 11 years ago
Looks like i'm gonna have a golden clit

Colbstein22 8 years ago
In frozen , Elsa had gloves that wouldn't freeze things when she touched them,so couldn't I just get gloves like that.

Aspendrake 11 years ago
King Midas, anyone?

Mattdoherty 9 years ago
Golden penis hmm

marky2cnd3 10 years ago
this all good

Terraform Trent 12 years ago
Midas.

Ig88 10 years ago
I got a final exclamation everybody have you the Paul dude (logo emojo pillow)on every picture or most well let me tell you why Paul is a hacker and a Whiney bitch good bye

ThePaulDude 4 years ago
Dude, giving me a load agro isn't going to go you any good so just shut it, ok?

Uppercase001 11 years ago
reminds me of some fricking story...

freepornsupplier2003 4 years ago
Woe betide you when it comes to wanking time

DannyNye 10 years ago
What about when I touch myself?

Viktor Petkov 13 years ago
Gloves

Petraklas 9 years ago
so i rule a rich kingdom? whats the down side?

Heckrum 5 years ago
yoooo midas touch
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