You become the most powerful wizard.
but
Everyday, you are forced to cut your tounge and toes with paper
I will not

Maharid 2 years ago
NO! O_O

Massive Faggot 10 years ago
I WILL REMOVE PAPER FROM THE FACE OF THE EA- Dude, Stop Reinventing Paper! Fuck Off Man!

Charles-Ostrander3 9 years ago
Funny way of thinking
Load more replies

Tilly Jackson 13 years ago
Do a spell so you can't feel the pain and stop bleeding instantly. Enjoy your powers

RachelE08 10 years ago
Yeah
Load more replies

oldnotweak 10 years ago
there arent any real wizards right now. so being the most powerful could mean nothing or maybe you can wiggle a straw after concentrating on it.

Bruninpro0101 6 years ago
You make sense

SuperBlueSheep 11 years ago
Sheep are already all wizards

LukasKahovec 9 years ago
HEEERE"S JOHNYYYYYY!

KunaiCat 11 years ago
really? there are a so many loopholes in this it looks like swiss cheese

philtheninja 11 years ago
if you are the most powerful wizard then cast a heal spell and the pain is gone

TheLegned27 10 years ago
Im already a wizard and I like to cut my bananas.

Rezealed 11 years ago
Who cares about nerdy wizard stuff. I'd rather not be emo eveyone day

Myrthe Leliaert 13 years ago
I HATE PAPER CUTS!

pighead250 9 years ago
I will curse myself that I don't have to accept the downside.

PumpkinPai 9 years ago
One, I don't wanna be a wizard. Two, the thought of your tongue and toes being cut with paper... i-it makes me cringe....

waveydave1 10 years ago
I know tight tilly

MightyDragonofAwe 11 years ago
Use my wizard powers to make painkillers. Problem solved.

waterpistol78 12 years ago
healing spell...

setokabia 7 years ago
use a bad side effect reversale spell

knifeknife 11 years ago
It's not worth the pain.

Andy Nonnemaker 13 years ago
I don't know any spells to reverse me getting hurt!

Zletro 9 years ago
YOU ARE A WIZARD, YOU HAVE MAGIC

gamer101 11 years ago
That will hurt

Expectro_Nothing_From_Me_When_It_Comes_To_Sharing 10 years ago
Shielding Spell AND THE BEST WIZARD EVER?!?! EXCUSE ME BUT I ALREADY AM LOOK *Pres da buton* *Batman"s parents die once again* Batman: Y U do dis?

nubby 11 years ago
Just numb it cut it heal it then bam easy no pain

Noxxious 11 years ago
Just make myself unable to feel pain. Problem solved.

Rod1928 5 years ago
I can make a spell of healing and nothaving any pain now the hard part is how can I cutmy tongue and fingers with a PAPER

..Alainiak.. 10 years ago
Pressed no right when I thought of something...gg

Charles-Ostrander3 9 years ago
OUCH!!!

XCookieProX 11 years ago
it never said you have to but them off and also i would heal myself because im a wizard.

XCookieProX 11 years ago
it never said you to have to CUT them off, sorry for the typo

Mark Solan 13 years ago
Make spell to make you immune to paper cuts. Never suffer.

d0v4hk1In2015 11 years ago
Becomes Dovahkiin and use fast healing

WhiteHatHacker 9 years ago
._.

iunche 3 months ago
没说一定要割伤吧

Horrorminer7 11 years ago
I can heal the wounds duh!!

andrewplays4 11 years ago
torture!!!!!

kayleighcat12 12 years ago
Make a spell that makes you immune to pain

Doglover3 6 years ago
I love evee from Pokémon.

Taylor Thomas 13 years ago
Use powers to block out pain

Lzke 9 years ago
Alright, I'll just make myself unable to feel pain and give myself an insane healing factor. LOOPHOLE!

JasonHoaglandJr 9 years ago
Do a spell so you don't have to do that.

Useless Engineer 11 years ago
I agree with nubby

SerpentAssassin 11 years ago
They don't hurt that much -.-

SpamtonGSpamton 3 years ago
Just heal your cuts

Achelol 10 years ago
I'll use my magic to removve the downside of this scenario.

Charles-Ostrander3 9 years ago
They never say what you’re most powerful in.

Alanbest 11 years ago
i will be gandalf !!

Fangirl army 12 years ago
I'll just use my power to block out the pain.

dankmemes101 9 years ago
I don't have a "tounge." What is it?

2kx4u 2 months ago
nah never

lolnothanks 10 years ago
sooooooooo many loopholes

Sophiab673 11 years ago
Heal myself...

bloperbooper 11 years ago
Become Harry Potter.
Load more comments