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You become the most powerful wizard.
but
Everyday, you are forced to cut your tounge and toes with paper
Next

Maharid 2 years ago
NO! O_O

Massive Faggot 10 years ago
I WILL REMOVE PAPER FROM THE FACE OF THE EA- Dude, Stop Reinventing Paper! Fuck Off Man!

Charles-Ostrander3 9 years ago
Funny way of thinking
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Tilly Jackson 13 years ago
Do a spell so you can't feel the pain and stop bleeding instantly. Enjoy your powers

RachelE08 10 years ago
Yeah
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oldnotweak 10 years ago
there arent any real wizards right now. so being the most powerful could mean nothing or maybe you can wiggle a straw after concentrating on it.

Bruninpro0101 6 years ago
You make sense

SuperBlueSheep 11 years ago
Sheep are already all wizards

LukasKahovec 9 years ago
HEEERE"S JOHNYYYYYY!

KunaiCat 11 years ago
really? there are a so many loopholes in this it looks like swiss cheese

philtheninja 11 years ago
if you are the most powerful wizard then cast a heal spell and the pain is gone

TheLegned27 10 years ago
Im already a wizard and I like to cut my bananas.

MuffinCannibal 11 years ago
Wizards can heal wounds, so it would only hurt for a few seconds.

frenchiegirl 3 years ago
pain

HAYDAR523 12 years ago
Jus trick them into thinking u do

TheBossBitch 8 years ago
Tunge... gotta luv illiterate wizards

buttonpresser2016 11 years ago
so i can't be cut. if i can cut throat

oldnotweak 9 years ago
there are no real wizards... so being the most powerful one... equals the magic missile guy

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Derpgeo 11 years ago
I'd destroy anyone who forced me to cut them of.

CaffeineCream 6 years ago
I'm a wizard bitches

Chief_Reef 11 years ago
You could use a spell to make it not hurt!!

Calista 12 years ago
Blood magic, huh? If you can do that with papercuts, that's a pretty good deal.

KittyAngelLynn 11 years ago
i dont want powers

Col Anderson 13 years ago
Healing Power! :D

KaynaTamichi 9 years ago
i cast a spell so i dun have to! ;)

BawbRaws 9 years ago
I like Tilly Jackson"s idea: plus, it can just be a very small cut each day.

IdontKnowMostlyTheQuestions 11 years ago
this is just to gross >:\\\\

Mc PressMyButtons 10 years ago
worth it

peanutbutterpegasus 11 years ago
THE PAIN!!!

my3 2 years ago
施展一个治愈无痛的咒语就行

Purple girl 11 years ago
Your a wizard purple girl Me:.....HECK YEA

catgrabber 12 years ago
I have no 'tounge'

Pitudo420 7 years ago
No wtf I LIKE MY TONGUE LIKE IT IS

Elollylollipop 9 years ago
YOU"RE A WIZARD HARRY😂

TheDawg1 11 years ago
The loophole is real!

MariaZanith 10 years ago
Spell where I can't feel pain, heal myself afterwards, boom.

CrazyClouds 11 years ago
very simple fix. Using magic, numb yourself, cut, heal , repeat

Daedolon Mage 12 years ago
Ima pawerful wizer, so I would make a spell to burn/freeze/decapitate the asshole who forces me to cut my 'tounge' and toes (With paper? lol).

daevik28 5 years ago
tilly is right i was gonna say that and as lolllllolololo

nerdyotaku 10 years ago
That wouldn't be to bad!? I could just heal them with my magic!

pighead250 9 years ago
I will curse myself that I don't have to accept the downside.

Rezealed 11 years ago
Who cares about nerdy wizard stuff. I'd rather not be emo eveyone day

Myrthe Leliaert 13 years ago
I HATE PAPER CUTS!

PumpkinPai 9 years ago
One, I don't wanna be a wizard. Two, the thought of your tongue and toes being cut with paper... i-it makes me cringe....

waveydave1 10 years ago
I know tight tilly

MightyDragonofAwe 11 years ago
Use my wizard powers to make painkillers. Problem solved.

knifeknife 11 years ago
It's not worth the pain.

waterpistol78 12 years ago
healing spell...

setokabia 7 years ago
use a bad side effect reversale spell

Andy Nonnemaker 13 years ago
I don't know any spells to reverse me getting hurt!

Zletro 9 years ago
YOU ARE A WIZARD, YOU HAVE MAGIC

gamer101 11 years ago
That will hurt

Expectro_Nothing_From_Me_When_It_Comes_To_Sharing 10 years ago
Shielding Spell AND THE BEST WIZARD EVER?!?! EXCUSE ME BUT I ALREADY AM LOOK *Pres da buton* *Batman"s parents die once again* Batman: Y U do dis?
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