Will You Press The Button?

235x0last year

one of my ambitions is to get full control over my physical form\ so i will just dis-connect those taste buds from transmitting data to my neural structure

ArchangelAzrael9 years ago

Loophole detected! Loophole detected! Without saliva, the taste buds would not taste anything!

KoolGamer30007 years ago

YES

HEADS GROW BACK9 years ago

People falsely claiming there aren't loopholes in something always cracks me up. How about if I remove my first anus and then get a second one? Or one of your ambitions is to create a way to make shit taste nice is fulfilled then you won't care? Or an a...[Show full comment]

UltimateDoge7 years ago

*BIOLOGY AHEAD* taste bud can't taste anything without saliva

Smörgåstortoise7 years ago

What if one of my ambitions is to *not* have tastebuds on my anus

Brreezy5 years ago

Dildo anyon e???

Noellelovesart9 years ago

What if I fart

adamadam9 years ago

you taste disgusting bactieia

Swiggity_Swooty8 years ago

Couldn't you just have the receptor"s nerve things severed? It wouldn't involve removal and would make them useless...

No-Name-So-Sad8 years ago

There are loopholes to get around it though...You already have taste buds in your assholes!

Noah Jordan12 years ago

One of my ambitions is to become a cyborg. Goodbye anus.

Coolidiot5 years ago

Everyone be talking about it being a loophole but it is not Cuborg = part human part bot So not only does it fullfill your ambitions but also removes the anus. Where is the loophole?

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im_a_runner8 years ago

F you bastards who wouldnt eradicate global terrorism as an ambition because youre so selfish

theemeraldking2 years ago

But that isn't my ambition. I just want to develop human biological advancements and be a great author

Fuz-e The-Fuzz Andrews12 years ago

this is counterproductive. theres no possible way i could live a full and happy life without an anus XD

Roo2yoo7 years ago

Colostomy bag.

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trevorbuchh9 years ago

I wonder if there is such a thing as an anus transplant.

Aeroon9 years ago

1 of my ambitions is to not to have tastebuds in my ass, so there is a loophole

AlexIsAStupidNigerian9 years ago

*facepalm*

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EliteGeneral9 years ago

OOOFFFF, well I was too trusting the statement that there are no loopholes to get around this, but I did not but, well, given another chances I would still do it stating that there is a way WITH a loophole to whoever dealt with it. This dillemma I would sa...[Show full comment]

EliteGeneral9 years ago

Sorry for some of the grammar mistakes, I'm not an English grammar perfectionist.

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Andrew Fish12 years ago

Without saliva the taste buds would simply be vestigial.

Jose Luis Merino Schettino12 years ago

Its a fucking contradictory question, how the hell you live happily if every time you taste shit and/or even live at all without an anus?

justkeepswimming9 years ago

..become a cyborg

Matthew Dunn12 years ago

To live a happy life, I should not be able to taste my shit. And plus, locate and destroy the anal taste sense via the brain.

CARR748 years ago

Actually, there are already taste buds in the anus

RoyalStarlord10 years ago

FUCK I PRESSED IT

mydepresssingthoughts9 years ago

i would deal with tastebuds on my anus

Habibinnit74 years ago

I don't have to eat

TheSeelFromSpace9 years ago

I'd just get my an us removed then get a new one.

dragonrampage9 years ago

I didn't click it, but I now know a loophole! without saliva, taste buds don't taste!

lonewolf12156 years ago

Eh, you'll get used to it eventually

Superdino45 9 years ago

Stampy out of the world at the cost of my anus, totally worth it! ;>

GoogleMeMate8 years ago

On a diffrent question i pressed a button to never need to eat again so ill be fine. (0_0 Oh no why taco bell not again.

James Grainger12 years ago

what the fuck even is this question

DavitoSiechay7 years ago

Well I don't call it a loophole so...

DestroyerOfWorlds9 years ago

Can you remove the tastebuds?

ThomasCornacchia8 years ago

Does this mean that I taste my shit when I do my buissness

scrub4209 years ago

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CallumH9 years ago

Hahahaha

fathernomore3 years ago

But it wouldn’t be a happy life if I had tastebuds in my ass

RyderRyan9 years ago

wow....someone needs a hobby...

Destructible Watermelon10 years ago

But the tastebuds aren't linked. Just saying no loopholes, isn't good.

StrykeAssassin9 years ago

My ambition is to have an anus without tastebuds i it.

ElisaSammej8 years ago

There is a way. some have a Stomi-bag where they lead the poop out. Do that,

GayUnicorn711 years ago

But I won't have a happy life if I taste crap all the time! So...technically there is a loophole which makes it a crappy question!

Ohdead9 years ago

Ihappymy whole life so im okay :)m8

Saige728 years ago

I don't want a happy life

natasha9 years ago

Who thinks this is kinda hard

RGPZ7 years ago

So Glad I Wear Pants

meatloave5 months ago

The taste buds aren't connected to the nervous system so they are meaningless... Ever see the girl who had a nipple on the sole of her foot? It ,in effect,was nothing more than a callus and it didn't function as a nipple

That 1 guy9 years ago

Being gay is a loophole

limepaint7 years ago

-_-

ZycloneBeasT8 years ago

Well i still have taste buds on my tounge

wongbrian8 years ago

Theres already taste bus in your anus, thats why you"re not disgusted by your own poop but disgusted by other"s poop.

sirhades12310 years ago

After reading the question, one of my ambitions became to never have taste-buds growing out of my anus. Fuck the self-contradictory logic of the Internet.

ozzy9 years ago

TF kind of question is this

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