Will You Press The Button?

235x0last year

one of my ambitions is to get full control over my physical form\ so i will just dis-connect those taste buds from transmitting data to my neural structure

ArchangelAzrael9 years ago

Loophole detected! Loophole detected! Without saliva, the taste buds would not taste anything!

KoolGamer30007 years ago

YES

HEADS GROW BACK9 years ago

People falsely claiming there aren't loopholes in something always cracks me up. How about if I remove my first anus and then get a second one? Or one of your ambitions is to create a way to make shit taste nice is fulfilled then you won't care? Or an a...[Show full comment]

UltimateDoge7 years ago

*BIOLOGY AHEAD* taste bud can't taste anything without saliva

Smörgåstortoise7 years ago

What if one of my ambitions is to *not* have tastebuds on my anus

Brreezy5 years ago

Dildo anyon e???

Noellelovesart9 years ago

What if I fart

adamadam9 years ago

you taste disgusting bactieia

Swiggity_Swooty8 years ago

Couldn't you just have the receptor"s nerve things severed? It wouldn't involve removal and would make them useless...

No-Name-So-Sad8 years ago

There are loopholes to get around it though...You already have taste buds in your assholes!

Noah Jordan12 years ago

One of my ambitions is to become a cyborg. Goodbye anus.

Coolidiot5 years ago

Everyone be talking about it being a loophole but it is not Cuborg = part human part bot So not only does it fullfill your ambitions but also removes the anus. Where is the loophole?

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im_a_runner8 years ago

F you bastards who wouldnt eradicate global terrorism as an ambition because youre so selfish

theemeraldking2 years ago

But that isn't my ambition. I just want to develop human biological advancements and be a great author

Fuz-e The-Fuzz Andrews12 years ago

this is counterproductive. theres no possible way i could live a full and happy life without an anus XD

Roo2yoo7 years ago

Colostomy bag.

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trevorbuchh9 years ago

I wonder if there is such a thing as an anus transplant.

Aeroon9 years ago

1 of my ambitions is to not to have tastebuds in my ass, so there is a loophole

AlexIsAStupidNigerian9 years ago

*facepalm*

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EliteGeneral9 years ago

OOOFFFF, well I was too trusting the statement that there are no loopholes to get around this, but I did not but, well, given another chances I would still do it stating that there is a way WITH a loophole to whoever dealt with it. This dillemma I would sa...[Show full comment]

EliteGeneral9 years ago

Sorry for some of the grammar mistakes, I'm not an English grammar perfectionist.

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Andrew Fish12 years ago

Without saliva the taste buds would simply be vestigial.

Jose Luis Merino Schettino12 years ago

Its a fucking contradictory question, how the hell you live happily if every time you taste shit and/or even live at all without an anus?

justkeepswimming9 years ago

..become a cyborg

Matthew Dunn12 years ago

To live a happy life, I should not be able to taste my shit. And plus, locate and destroy the anal taste sense via the brain.

RawrKitty9 years ago

At first it didn't seem so bad but then I remembered: oh yea, shit would be horrible, this ain't the human centipede, I'll pass...

LlamaDrama7 years ago

I’m a GIRL...

I.Am.A.Unicorn9 years ago

My ambition is to get past the downside. Problem solved.

Smokey2015Hughes8 years ago

I am already happy with my life

Karrot7 years ago

Just burn the taste buds off

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cookiegamer8 years ago

Are you sirios i just dont und er stand

planetlucas6 months ago

win win /j

UndyingBatman569 years ago

How could I be happy if all I taste is shit

mydepresssingthoughts9 years ago

i would deal with tastebuds on my anus

Habibinnit74 years ago

I don't have to eat

TheSeelFromSpace9 years ago

I'd just get my an us removed then get a new one.

CARR748 years ago

Actually, there are already taste buds in the anus

RoyalStarlord10 years ago

FUCK I PRESSED IT

lonewolf12156 years ago

Eh, you'll get used to it eventually

Superdino45 9 years ago

Stampy out of the world at the cost of my anus, totally worth it! ;>

GoogleMeMate8 years ago

On a diffrent question i pressed a button to never need to eat again so ill be fine. (0_0 Oh no why taco bell not again.

James Grainger12 years ago

what the fuck even is this question

dragonrampage9 years ago

I didn't click it, but I now know a loophole! without saliva, taste buds don't taste!

DestroyerOfWorlds9 years ago

Can you remove the tastebuds?

ThomasCornacchia8 years ago

Does this mean that I taste my shit when I do my buissness

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