You are elected to be the president.
but
There are no dudes bad enough to rescue you in case of ninja abduction
I will not


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Pizzascripters9 years ago
Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will...[Show full comment]

Sir_Hacimlast month
lol this is press the button .com not some goofy ah horascope sight
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Fury4ever 9 years ago
Chance of a ninja abduction ZERO So im safe

Malevolent The Dragon9 years ago
Yeah, no. Sorry, no.

Serle Blacker9 years ago
What about girls?

CaseyDemmitt7 years ago
The president can be a girl it just hasn't happened yet

TheMemer9 years ago
I don't want to be president. no upside for me

kathprat76119 years ago
I know Tae Kwon Do!

Camaro71839 years ago
i be allies with ninjas

Sinning For Sans9 years ago
Gravity Falls.

AzayGaming9 years ago
BillCipher = IlluminatiComfirmed
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Altair9 years ago
Why would I want to be resuced by bad people?

ThePaulDude4 years ago
It"s means bad as in badass.

Trevor Valance12 years ago
good thing ninja abductions dont actually fucking happen or i'd be worried.

FlamingRaven7 years ago
Yeah but on that one chance it does happen, you"re out of luck
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AidenStang7 years ago
BEING THE PRESIDENT IS TOO MUCH WOOOORK!!!!

WhizzyWhazza8 years ago
Wouldn't my secret service be enough to stop a ninja abduction?

jizzy0029 years ago
ninja abduction? Sentry coming right up!

Sofia Sweets9 years ago
I'm a black belt, so I could protect myself.

kathprat76119 years ago
Me too. Second degree.

Hoi! Im Tem!9 years ago
Likelihood of that happening? 8%

Mr.Reader9 years ago
what are the chances of a ninja abduction?

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
Smoke weed every day! XD
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Hannah Harpe12 years ago
Guess I'll just have to rescue myself, then.

Reptyl2329 years ago
Doesn't so that I am not a jujitsu student hunt hint

Natalie Conner12 years ago
i'd rather save myself

@DylanKnapp19 years ago
I'm Canadian so PM no president here lol

Shod0w9 years ago
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ThePaulDude4 years ago
Why can't you just save yourself by carrying guns on you at all times?

DandBsword9 years ago
The chances of dat do

Starslinger8 years ago
What the actual fuck. WHY WOULD I NEED TO WORRY ABOUT NINJAS IN 2017?!?!? No downside lul they didn't mention the SS

DaRealVegan9 years ago
I don't like giving talking in front of the whole United States of America, so sorry.

Minetta696 years ago
Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by a mutates zombie in your sleep if you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your ...[Show full comment]

Mistress Toucha9 years ago
It's a good thing that dudes good enough to rescue me still exist though

dabiel_howell8 years ago
Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr...[Show full comment]

familyguy510 years ago
How would anyone know that only ninjas would be able to grab me. ohoh

GioniG 9 years ago
http://www.willyoupressthebutton.com/204163

Spiderp8 years ago
I'll just get some bills passed that are favorable to the ninja community. So they'll owe me one.

Gylyan10 years ago
the chance of a ninja abduction is so small, that it will never happen in your entire life as president

NoNameAtAll123__9 years ago
ahem, priminister

Champion9 years ago
Presidents don't rule finland. So no

David Bobier12 years ago
Can't take that risk

Thackadack8 months ago
downside?

IzabellaPhantom9 years ago
President of what? I'm not American, I'm Japanese

GuyCalledTy7 years ago
Wait so I can get bodygaurds that are good enough to protect me I'm fine with that

Spikey9 years ago
Ninja abductions are very rare as there aren't any ninja's arround anymore

MANJUEGAZOS5 years ago
Ninja abduction is stupidly impossible to occur.

Reptyl2329 years ago
It doesn't say I can't rescue a my self I mean it is not like I am a jujitsu student hunt hint

Seapony8 years ago
Dun wanna be President to begin with. Too much responsibility.

GerardGay12348 years ago
But just think about all the things you could make legal. Gay marriage, choice of abortion, and guns.

Mr. Judge9 years ago
Yeaaah. Some people are really dumb when making these questions.

DatBoiOShitWaddup9 years ago
Ill fucking train myself to kill ninja's

Commander36918 years ago
\love\

AnimaliaLove10 years ago
Worth it

jadynn9 years ago
I could always just save myself I don't need people to save me I'm a strong girl

ApocalypseGamer7 years ago
Wtf is a ninja abduction?

CODEX077 years ago
Australia doesn’t have a president, so... NO UPSIDE!!!

The moment you realize...9 years ago
45% of people think there would be a ninja invasion what the f*ck

ARedButtonPresser8 years ago
That is the most liked comment?

Tgk11 years ago
How stupid is this? Tell me, what the eff is the chance of a president getting abducted by ninjas? This obviously wasn't thought out at all -_-
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