Will You Press The Button?

Pizzascripters9 years ago

Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will...[Show full comment]

Sir_Hacimlast month

lol this is press the button .com not some goofy ah horascope sight

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Fury4ever 9 years ago

Chance of a ninja abduction ZERO So im safe

Malevolent The Dragon9 years ago

Yeah, no. Sorry, no.

Serle Blacker9 years ago

What about girls?

CaseyDemmitt7 years ago

The president can be a girl it just hasn't happened yet

TheMemer9 years ago

I don't want to be president. no upside for me

kathprat76119 years ago

I know Tae Kwon Do!

Camaro71839 years ago

i be allies with ninjas

Sinning For Sans9 years ago

Gravity Falls.

AzayGaming9 years ago

BillCipher = IlluminatiComfirmed

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Altair9 years ago

Why would I want to be resuced by bad people?

ThePaulDude4 years ago

It"s means bad as in badass.

Trevor Valance12 years ago

good thing ninja abductions dont actually fucking happen or i'd be worried.

FlamingRaven7 years ago

Yeah but on that one chance it does happen, you"re out of luck

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AidenStang7 years ago

BEING THE PRESIDENT IS TOO MUCH WOOOORK!!!!

WhizzyWhazza8 years ago

Wouldn't my secret service be enough to stop a ninja abduction?

jizzy0029 years ago

ninja abduction? Sentry coming right up!

Sofia Sweets9 years ago

I'm a black belt, so I could protect myself.

kathprat76119 years ago

Me too. Second degree.

Hoi! Im Tem!9 years ago

Likelihood of that happening? 8%

Mr.Reader9 years ago

what are the chances of a ninja abduction?

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

Smoke weed every day! XD

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Hannah Harpe12 years ago

Guess I'll just have to rescue myself, then.

Reptyl2329 years ago

Doesn't so that I am not a jujitsu student hunt hint

Natalie Conner12 years ago

i'd rather save myself

Bamman5000 9 years ago

When will that ever happen

FiercePenguin189 years ago

Love forever

Paperbaggie3 years ago

Oop

visualtrav9 years ago

WHERE THE FUCK WILL THERE BE ANY NINJAS!

Panifex7 years ago

Good thing ninjas don't abduct people. Statistically, a world leader has a 0% chance of ninja abduction.

SadOnes9 years ago

Atleast in my time as president i can make it a better country

Minetta696 years ago

Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by a mutates zombie in your sleep if you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your ...[Show full comment]

Malevolent The Dragon9 years ago

I WANT TO BE ABDUCTED BY NINJAS AND AFTERWARDS KILLED BY A MUTATED ZOMBIE!!!! I don't have a crush, soooo.... (read PizzaScripter's comment)

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

Your defiantly high...

dabiel_howell8 years ago

Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr...[Show full comment]

goodman10 years ago

Shoot the ninjas in the face

Horde_Of_One7 years ago

Chance of Ninja Abduction: 0% Chance Note: Im Now The Fricking Pres

prayforkqly8 years ago

Ninja.....?

alcaponed10 years ago

This is a fact.

thestewfano9 years ago

There Is literally no downside they are not BAD enough to rescue you in case of ninja abduction That means everyone's good enough to save you

Pok&eacute;mon Master Red9 years ago

Only because if I don't Donald trump will become president.

Josh Billo12 years ago

Good thing I'm a badass ninja. ;)

num1goonlord2 days ago

Goonlord must be their own bad dude... My signature Masturbation Attack will surely take them off guard!

Fallennight19869 years ago

Ill rescue myself

ButttonMasher7 years ago

You know what, i"ma just press i will not because i don't know what to do.

Nishpatel19979 years ago

Its ok i opr8

yesDOTexe4 years ago

what

Lue10ant Diamond9 years ago

I just... Was this written by a 3 year old?

IWANNASTAYHIDDEN8 years ago

Dudes are guys, according to the dictionary, the definition of dude is a cool guy. Therefore, there is no rule that a dudette, which means cool girl or woman, cannot save me...

Kirevaam9 years ago

I feel like this is some retro game reference. Sounds familiar.

Shod0w9 years ago

Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr...[Show full comment]

dabiel_howell8 years ago

Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr...[Show full comment]

Lucio36910 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

LeedleBiscutz9 years ago

According to these buttons I'm a rich dragon timelord president that can freeze and bend time

Minetta696 years ago

Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by a mutates zombie in your sleep if you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your ...[Show full comment]

unnamed man9 years ago

What if i don't want to be a fucking president

shirayuki x zen9 years ago

There's a thing called guns

RonBanner7 years ago

Really ninjas only k

CaptinGamer9 years ago

Why ninjas?

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