Will You Press The Button?

Steven493811 months ago

Why not? infinite life

Willo2ty9 years ago

If you had immortality then when the world ended you would be the only one alive floating around in space and get infinite torture! And too bad mate! You pressed it!

szymonp4 years ago

you would eventually crash onto a planet

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Teagan Stewart12 years ago

If you're immortal, they can't shoot you down when you try to escape.

SpamtonG.Spamton3 years ago

immortal, not invulnerable

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Seba7189 years ago

i'n can lie his

Sebi_9 years ago

Such grammar

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TheMaskedMan9 years ago

NOOOO! NOT THE NEEDLES! ANYTHING BUT NEEDLES!!!

skyhot0049 years ago

I could just break out of the lab anyway

Logan McQuillen12 years ago

those are both downsides

WolfgangZimpleman8 years ago

Ikr

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Alexander Joseph Thornton12 years ago

i will allow them to do so but limit them to 1 test day a week seem fair to me i still get 6 day weeks

Watermelonman8 years ago

Is that your definition if "constantly"

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Cameron Dunn12 years ago

Kill all the scientists

Watermelonman8 years ago

Then their corpses will be testing you... O.O

KIRITOXX9 years ago

you are crazy??!! I'll never want to live longer than Earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tallom7 years ago

wtf people so obsessed with immortaly. like for me there are 2 downsides.

Loophole man9 years ago

That would be illegal

Propresser698 years ago

Why have immortality you will see all the people you care about fall and die, When the world ends you will float around in space, Thinking of what to think of next, Why you have the power, why you even decided to press 1 button to start a living hell of ne...[Show full comment]

ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago

That sounds so cruel

plinkyplon9 years ago

agents of shield confirmed

Donderpants10 years ago

I'll just tell them it was this button..... Nah, I'm fine with the one on the right. But the one on the left, that one would suck. Immortality would be terrible.

Jeremy139 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Frindjinny65 years ago

I could just leave and plus if people found out from my escape human rights activists could help me

dw4210 years ago

I never understood people saying immortality would be awful because you'd have to watch everyone die. How is that different from not being immortal?

pdharr8 years ago

you could say that you found this button and pressed it at the right moment

FattyTheFat9 years ago

Immortality ain't that good

Serraxas9 years ago

Depends- is it immortality in the sense that I can't die of natural causes, but can still die from injuries, or TRUE invincibility- i.e, after the heat death of the universe, I will still be alive in the void? Operating on the second assumption, I'm leaving that button the fuck alone.

Tired Tineye9 years ago

Sounds like a book... almost like Maximum Ride minus the wings.

iliketurtles9 years ago

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presley18458 years ago

"who wants to live forever" - Queen

nwicnewoij9 months ago

IMMORTALITY IS MID

tttttt10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

BCIFakeIndustry8 years ago

Hey guys it"s Biggie Cheese

Limbanraulll9 years ago

If they make experiments on you , i think you will be hulk #2 and escape.

memandylov9 years ago

I DON'T WANT TO BE IMMORTAL. On another note.. WE COULD BE IMMORTALS immortals JUST NOT FOR LONG ...please kill me

THD9 years ago

fine m8 immortality is immortality

Tomaratovs6 years ago

Fuck being immortal

Josh Michaels12 years ago

Oh well, I guess I have to submit myself to mere mor... Oh wait, that's right, I'M IMMORTAL. >:) Now they're all dead.

skullkid9 years ago

Home sweet Go screw yourself

UltimateDoge7 years ago

My standard on constantly is every heat death of the universe

oldnotweak9 years ago

so? "are you immortal now?" **shoots you in the head** "yes" "GOOD!"

GA8RIEL9 years ago

Good idea for an action film

Godsrequiem9 years ago

I said yes..simply because being immortal gives me all the time in the world. And if they can't find out why just more time to pry away at them until someone gives me the leverage to free myself.

Saphira_Blue1169 years ago

and if they try to kill ya... haha your imortal XD

Maypaws4 years ago

I"d rather fear death for 100 years than fear life for eternity.

Ace MacCoy10 years ago

"dw42," Your answer is simple. Sure, we experience death when someone close to us dies. But how much greater it is when a husband or wife dies, the pain of losing a child alone could drive one insane. Being immortal, you'll outlive your children, grandchi...[Show full comment]

fluffers7 years ago

but i want to die

Xavier Mosley12 years ago

Pull out the button you pressed and give it to them. (but then those scientists will be experimented by other scientists)

Jayy9 years ago

If I am immortal, I can do everything I want cause nobody is able to kill me for what I've done. Actually just means living in America forever and ever.

Propresser698 years ago

but the earth will explode at some point meaning you will float in space no stopping on going and cannot breath for eternity. and you will think over and over "why did i decide this was a good idea?"