Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 9 months ago

Eternal life as a test subject is NOT a pro.

Steven4938 2 years ago

Why not? infinite life

gamandy 11 months ago

much of it spent locked in secret labs...

Willo2ty 11 years ago

If you had immortality then when the world ended you would be the only one alive floating around in space and get infinite torture! And too bad mate! You pressed it!

szymonp 6 years ago

you would eventually crash onto a planet

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Teagan Stewart 13 years ago

If you're immortal, they can't shoot you down when you try to escape.

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago

immortal, not invulnerable

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Seba718 11 years ago

i'n can lie his

Sebi_ 10 years ago

Such grammar

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Logan McQuillen 13 years ago

those are both downsides

WolfgangZimpleman 9 years ago

Ikr

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TheMaskedMan 10 years ago

NOOOO! NOT THE NEEDLES! ANYTHING BUT NEEDLES!!!

skyhot004 11 years ago

I could just break out of the lab anyway

Alexander Joseph Thornton 13 years ago

i will allow them to do so but limit them to 1 test day a week seem fair to me i still get 6 day weeks

Watermelonman 10 years ago

Is that your definition if "constantly"

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Cameron Dunn 13 years ago

Kill all the scientists

Watermelonman 10 years ago

Then their corpses will be testing you... O.O

tallom 9 years ago

wtf people so obsessed with immortaly. like for me there are 2 downsides.

Loophole man 10 years ago

That would be illegal

KIRITOXX 11 years ago

you are crazy??!! I'll never want to live longer than Earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

plinkyplon 11 years ago

agents of shield confirmed

Donderpants 11 years ago

I'll just tell them it was this button..... Nah, I'm fine with the one on the right. But the one on the left, that one would suck. Immortality would be terrible.

Propresser69 9 years ago

Why have immortality you will see all the people you care about fall and die, When the world ends you will float around in space, Thinking of what to think of next, Why you have the power, why you even decided to press 1 button to start a living hell of ne... [Show full comment]

ThisIsMyPassword 9 years ago

That sounds so cruel

Frindjinny6 6 years ago

I could just leave and plus if people found out from my escape human rights activists could help me

dw42 12 years ago

I never understood people saying immortality would be awful because you'd have to watch everyone die. How is that different from not being immortal?

pdharr 10 years ago

you could say that you found this button and pressed it at the right moment

Jeremy13 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

FattyTheFat 10 years ago

Immortality ain't that good

Serraxas 11 years ago

Depends- is it immortality in the sense that I can't die of natural causes, but can still die from injuries, or TRUE invincibility- i.e, after the heat death of the universe, I will still be alive in the void? Operating on the second assumption, I'm leaving that button the fuck alone.

iliketurtles 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

presley1845 9 years ago

"who wants to live forever" - Queen

Tired Tineye 11 years ago

Sounds like a book... almost like Maximum Ride minus the wings.

BCIFakeIndustry 10 years ago

Hey guys it"s Biggie Cheese

Limbanraulll 11 years ago

If they make experiments on you , i think you will be hulk #2 and escape.

nwicnewoij 2 years ago

IMMORTALITY IS MID

tttttt 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

THD 11 years ago

fine m8 immortality is immortality

Tomaratovs 7 years ago

Fuck being immortal

Josh Michaels 13 years ago

Oh well, I guess I have to submit myself to mere mor... Oh wait, that's right, I'M IMMORTAL. >:) Now they're all dead.

memandylov 10 years ago

I DON'T WANT TO BE IMMORTAL. On another note.. WE COULD BE IMMORTALS immortals JUST NOT FOR LONG ...please kill me

UltimateDoge 9 years ago

My standard on constantly is every heat death of the universe

oldnotweak 10 years ago

so? "are you immortal now?" **shoots you in the head** "yes" "GOOD!"

skullkid 11 years ago

Home sweet Go screw yourself

GA8RIEL 11 years ago

Good idea for an action film

Godsrequiem 11 years ago

I said yes..simply because being immortal gives me all the time in the world. And if they can't find out why just more time to pry away at them until someone gives me the leverage to free myself.

Maypaws 5 years ago

I"d rather fear death for 100 years than fear life for eternity.

Ace MacCoy 12 years ago

"dw42," Your answer is simple. Sure, we experience death when someone close to us dies. But how much greater it is when a husband or wife dies, the pain of losing a child alone could drive one insane. Being immortal, you'll outlive your children, grandchi... [Show full comment]

Saphira_Blue116 11 years ago

and if they try to kill ya... haha your imortal XD

Jayy 10 years ago

If I am immortal, I can do everything I want cause nobody is able to kill me for what I've done. Actually just means living in America forever and ever.

Propresser69 9 years ago

but the earth will explode at some point meaning you will float in space no stopping on going and cannot breath for eternity. and you will think over and over "why did i decide this was a good idea?"