Will You Press The Button?

Steven493811 months ago

Why not? infinite life

Willo2ty9 years ago

If you had immortality then when the world ended you would be the only one alive floating around in space and get infinite torture! And too bad mate! You pressed it!

szymonp4 years ago

you would eventually crash onto a planet

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Teagan Stewart12 years ago

If you're immortal, they can't shoot you down when you try to escape.

SpamtonG.Spamton3 years ago

immortal, not invulnerable

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Seba7189 years ago

i'n can lie his

Sebi_9 years ago

Such grammar

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TheMaskedMan9 years ago

NOOOO! NOT THE NEEDLES! ANYTHING BUT NEEDLES!!!

skyhot0049 years ago

I could just break out of the lab anyway

Logan McQuillen12 years ago

those are both downsides

WolfgangZimpleman8 years ago

Ikr

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Alexander Joseph Thornton12 years ago

i will allow them to do so but limit them to 1 test day a week seem fair to me i still get 6 day weeks

Watermelonman8 years ago

Is that your definition if "constantly"

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Cameron Dunn12 years ago

Kill all the scientists

Watermelonman8 years ago

Then their corpses will be testing you... O.O

agenderflux10 years ago

That'd basically be a dream life for me. Hang around with scientists and try to discover something new that might help the human race? Hell yeah.

Cheshire shadow8 years ago

i can show them the button and make them understand they'll never get it. then they let me go......

Karrex9 years ago

I will be tested by scientists so that they could find out how i became immortal? I'll just tell them that i pressed a button...

Jack Vigalante12 years ago

Well kill the scientists escape. BAM

Creamytoast9 years ago

Upside?

Dreamwarrior149 years ago

Oh yeah, always wanted to be on the run from the government or who ever is supid enough to catch me. I have been training with swords since I was...5 I think. So bring it on, I'm the freak'n DREAM WARRIOR!

Remyria9 years ago

you will be able to train for eternity so INFINITE POWAAAAAA

DatBoiBob7 years ago

IF you are immortal anything that hits you will be like hitting diamond right? so what if you just punch yar way auta there brahhhh

Crintostheking9 years ago

just escape to Jowanomee Island where the blue grass chicken beef pigs roams

SuperHuman 9 years ago

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Overlord-Rath7 years ago

It doesn't say these tests are necessarily invasive, painful, or anything else. I'm fine with this.

Kapsel810 years ago

Wher is upside?

LolJonne8 years ago

Just Say I PRESSED BUTOOOOON

WILLIAM MISCHIEF CIPHER9 years ago

IMMORTALITY IS OVERRATED. TRY A TRILLION YEARS OR SO IN THE MINDSCAPE. NOT SO GREAT

Swortsi6 years ago

Oh I just pressed this button see !!

lolzor1012211 years ago

what would be the point of immortality if ur just gonna live in lab

theoneandonlymikeyG9 years ago

Ya immortality sounds like it sucks ass

George_the_gay7 years ago

Don't see the up side in here

morlbon9 years ago

I'm so fucking tired of immortality posts

celiagold8 years ago

Immortality is dumb

jason mc dude9 years ago

Huh

dennis9 years ago

That I pressed

Honk Honk9 years ago

Immortality is stupid.

mechasonic10110 years ago

Just escape the lab

Zeldafan20038 years ago

I will be incredibly famous for that.

Schmidot20047 years ago

They never will know because they’ll all be dead

Zack Babcock12 years ago

You don't want to live forever.

MidnightTheFox118019 years ago

Tell them you pressed a fucking button and tell them to get off of you

BecauseICan9 years ago

You will be destined for loneliness, while everyone around you dies.

gabbo verde 9 years ago

Deadpool mothafucka

dahmanner9 years ago

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That1otherguy7 years ago

But I would have a weakness. They would have to capture my PlayStation

iswearimmature10 years ago

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