If you had immortality then when the world ended you would be the only one alive floating around in space and get infinite torture! And too bad mate! You pressed it!
rosiedudernDONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom...[Show full comment]
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nemisis46711 years ago
I'm mean tnneverbsaidnuntil the end of the world so maybe then you would go tonlike heaven
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Carvilesp57 years ago
You will get brain dead anyways so it is basically useless.
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siberianTiger8812 years ago
Why would anyone want to live forever though? Sure it's cool that you can't die, but you'll see everyone around you die and you'll lose everyone.
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Woodzy360410 years ago
SLAMS BUTTON
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Whiteman8 years ago
*You
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Hiddenworld10 years ago
So I become an ajin...
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Fakepuppy2611 years ago
i wont because who wants to see all thier friends and family die AND be tested
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SomeoneRandom11 years ago
Screw immortality
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(TEAM FORTRESS 2) 4 LIFE11 years ago
OMG IM A SCP!!!
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jakkalsxl9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom"s name fiv...[Show full comment]
Peace-a-Pizza8 years ago
Everybody knows these are fake. How can saying and posting things do anything to do with someone"s crush?!
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Immortalism is not Invulnerability. Immortalist is eternal youth or not aging/die from age but you can die from damage.
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Magic_Mauritz11 years ago
That will hurt like balls on a stick
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annik30010 years ago
No good side
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BecauseICan11 years ago
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DesertEagle8 years ago
They can’t perform tests on me without my consent. Laws bitch.
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KIRITOXX11 years ago
you are crazy??!! I'll never want to live longer than Earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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tallom9 years ago
wtf people so obsessed with immortaly. like for me there are 2 downsides.
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Loophole man10 years ago
That would be illegal
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Propresser699 years ago
Why have immortality you will see all the people you care about fall and die, When the world ends you will float around in space, Thinking of what to think of next, Why you have the power, why you even decided to press 1 button to start a living hell of ne...[Show full comment]
ThisIsMyPassword9 years ago
That sounds so cruel
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plinkyplon11 years ago
agents of shield confirmed
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Donderpants11 years ago
I'll just tell them it was this button.....
Nah, I'm fine with the one on the right. But the one on the left, that one would suck. Immortality would be terrible.
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Jeremy1311 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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Frindjinny66 years ago
I could just leave and plus if people found out from my escape human rights activists could help me
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dw4212 years ago
I never understood people saying immortality would be awful because you'd have to watch everyone die. How is that different from not being immortal?
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pdharr10 years ago
you could say that you found this button and pressed it at the right moment
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FattyTheFat10 years ago
Immortality ain't that good
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Serraxas11 years ago
Depends- is it immortality in the sense that I can't die of natural causes, but can still die from injuries, or TRUE invincibility- i.e, after the heat death of the universe, I will still be alive in the void?
Operating on the second assumption, I'm leaving that button the fuck alone.
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Tired Tineye11 years ago
Sounds like a book... almost like Maximum Ride minus the wings.
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iliketurtles11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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presley18459 years ago
"who wants to live forever" - Queen
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nwicnewoij2 years ago
IMMORTALITY IS MID
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tttttt11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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BCIFakeIndustry10 years ago
Hey guys it"s Biggie Cheese
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Limbanraulll11 years ago
If they make experiments on you , i think you will be hulk #2 and escape.
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memandylov10 years ago
I DON'T WANT TO BE IMMORTAL.
On another note.. WE COULD BE IMMORTALS
immortals
JUST NOT FOR LONG
...please kill me
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