Will You Press The Button?

SolBadguy3 hours ago

fuck you justice

sanzai233last year

My worst enemy is my love rival. But the good thing is that I don't hate him, and I even like him a little

Dat1Buttonpresser3 months ago

wait... then he's not your enemy...

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AquaF1ame9 years ago

I would just kick him out, because I would have a restraining order against him in the house,

Starlo9 months ago

you HAVE TO share bedrooms. Kicking them out is not an option

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Pleshy8 years ago

I don't have any human enemies. I dislike my neighbors dog though. I'll just give him to an adoption center, or a Vietnamese restaurant, idk.

Starlo9 months ago

"HAVE TO". You can't give him away to anywhere because then he wouldn't be sharing a bedroom with you.

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NHLic8 years ago

Hate fuck is best fuck.

2169 months ago

what the fuck is best fuck, also what the fuck

ur_mum7 years ago

simple charge them an insane rent untill they move out no more person and free money

Starlo9 months ago

They'll just pay the absurd rent. Or they won't. What are you gonna do about it? Kick them out? Can't do that. "Have to" means "HAVE TO."

ThanatosDelta8 years ago

Don't have an enemy other than depression *cries* Oh well I already live with that anyway

Joshua Palubinsky12 years ago

As long as I can contain the corpse smell, I'll be fine.

Starlo9 months ago

Won't work. Can't be enemies with a dead guy. Either they literally just Will Not Die or your second worst enemy will become your worst enemy and have to live with you.

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CyberX1147 years ago

any electronicics means NUCLEUR BOMB (me cant spell)

DACAT7 years ago

Kill them

Starlo9 months ago

Won't work. cant be "worst enemies" with something that isnt alive enough to hate you back

2pokemonUTgirls9 years ago

stuff them in to cluttered closet problem solved and lock the closet

Starlo9 months ago

Won't work. Closet doesn't count as part of your bedroom.

TheLogicalHusky7 years ago

I'm sorry, but I like to have privacy in my bedroom.

co-leader9 years ago

murder that person

Lonley_Unicorn9 years ago

You could always just look past your differences and become freinds....

Starlo9 months ago

Won't work because they wont be your worst enemy anymore.

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Kay Foster12 years ago

it would end up like one of those fanfics

HiHiIamAnime7 years ago

You, my friend, have just given me a great idea for a story.... Thank you!

Jacquel Bradley12 years ago

keep your friends close eat breakfast everyday with your nemesis.

Claire Romanini12 years ago

how about go sleep in the fuckin basement xDD

Starlo9 months ago

Won't work unless your bedroom is in your basement. It isn't "share a house" it's "share a bedroom"

Michelle Onacse12 years ago

I'd just suffocate her in her sleep lol

Lolita-chat Luppens12 years ago

Kill him or her. Then make a trophy with the corpse.

Dustin Chiasson12 years ago

Seems like a good excuse to end enimosity.

Ruggero Maricchiolo12 years ago

yeeee, my roommate is a giant spider......................

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it's okay. you kill him then :P

Taylor Jones12 years ago

Eh i'll force them to sleep on the floor or even shove 'em off the bed!!

brittani brunett9 years ago

just because i have to share a bedroom with them doesn't mean i have to interact with them, duh.

ValerieParker7 years ago

I am my own worst enemy. How do I share a bedroom with myself? A clone? That can't be right. She"s not me, any longer. I suppose the best (worst?) thing to assume is I, now, have a split personality.

J2TIZZY9 years ago

just give him drugs and send him off somewhere

Starlo9 months ago

That is nothing. That is literally nothing. Drugs or not, you're kicking him out of your bedroom. You're just saying "nuh-uh" to the downside which literally Is Not An Option.

Crystal Dragon9 years ago

My worst enemy is a girl then would Have it as strange roommate

Dannybionic3 years ago

My worst enemy is also my close friend, I'll let you guess who P.s. It is archer queen cuz she is my fave hero in coc but she also constantly fired her crossbow at a wall when the town hall is right next to her

JediKnight8 years ago

id know everything he does

Tsundere Vegeta9 years ago

Don't like harry potter

Andrew Marinelli11 years ago

:| My worst enemy is myself...Having everything I want of a house would just make me feel better.

Asdfpoop2876 years ago

Who said your "worst enemy" had to be alive? Who said they had to be on the bed at night? Who said they couldnt be burnt to ashes and stored in a pot in your closet?