Will You Press The Button?

SolBadguy last year

fuck you justice

AquaF1ame 11 years ago

I would just kick him out, because I would have a restraining order against him in the house,

Starlo 2 years ago

you HAVE TO share bedrooms. Kicking them out is not an option

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sanzai233 2 years ago

My worst enemy is my love rival. But the good thing is that I don't hate him, and I even like him a little

Dat1Buttonpresser 2 years ago

wait... then he's not your enemy...

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Pleshy 9 years ago

I don't have any human enemies. I dislike my neighbors dog though. I'll just give him to an adoption center, or a Vietnamese restaurant, idk.

Starlo 2 years ago

"HAVE TO". You can't give him away to anywhere because then he wouldn't be sharing a bedroom with you.

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ur_mum 9 years ago

simple charge them an insane rent untill they move out no more person and free money

Starlo 2 years ago

They'll just pay the absurd rent. Or they won't. What are you gonna do about it? Kick them out? Can't do that. "Have to" means "HAVE TO."

NHLic 10 years ago

Hate fuck is best fuck.

216 2 years ago

what the fuck is best fuck, also what the fuck

Joshua Palubinsky 13 years ago

As long as I can contain the corpse smell, I'll be fine.

Starlo 2 years ago

Won't work. Can't be enemies with a dead guy. Either they literally just Will Not Die or your second worst enemy will become your worst enemy and have to live with you.

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ThanatosDelta 10 years ago

Don't have an enemy other than depression *cries* Oh well I already live with that anyway

2pokemonUTgirls 11 years ago

stuff them in to cluttered closet problem solved and lock the closet

Starlo 2 years ago

Won't work. Closet doesn't count as part of your bedroom.

CyberX114 9 years ago

any electronicics means NUCLEUR BOMB (me cant spell)

DACAT 9 years ago

Kill them

Starlo 2 years ago

Won't work. cant be "worst enemies" with something that isnt alive enough to hate you back

TheLogicalHusky 9 years ago

I'm sorry, but I like to have privacy in my bedroom.

Kay Foster 13 years ago

it would end up like one of those fanfics

HiHiIamAnime 9 years ago

You, my friend, have just given me a great idea for a story.... Thank you!

co-leader 11 years ago

murder that person

Lonley_Unicorn 11 years ago

You could always just look past your differences and become freinds....

Starlo 2 years ago

Won't work because they wont be your worst enemy anymore.

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Jacquel Bradley 13 years ago

keep your friends close eat breakfast everyday with your nemesis.

Claire Romanini 13 years ago

how about go sleep in the fuckin basement xDD

Starlo 2 years ago

Won't work unless your bedroom is in your basement. It isn't "share a house" it's "share a bedroom"

Michelle Onacse 13 years ago

I'd just suffocate her in her sleep lol

Lolita-chat Luppens 13 years ago

Kill him or her. Then make a trophy with the corpse.

Dustin Chiasson 13 years ago

Seems like a good excuse to end enimosity.

Ruggero Maricchiolo 13 years ago

yeeee, my roommate is a giant spider......................

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it's okay. you kill him then :P

Taylor Jones 13 years ago

Eh i'll force them to sleep on the floor or even shove 'em off the bed!!

99cake 11 years ago

Upgrade to my current life. I have a brother.

Catiii 11 years ago

A german quote: Be close to your friends. But keep your enemys closer! Done with this.

Starlo 2 years ago

I'M PRETTY SURE LITERALLY EVERYONE WHO SAID YES DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THAT THE DOWNSIDE IS N O T OPTIONAL

abcx 9 years ago

But then it"s not my dream house.

RobotBrobot 11 years ago

Order flamethrower in house. Kill enemy. EASY!

Addsey 12 years ago

I don't have a worst enimey.... however its only at night where you have to shear bedrooms and even then you could have there bed sourrounded by like a shark pit so they cannot annoy you

TheOOOF 6 years ago

What if my bedroom will have automatic turrets that will target any hostile? XD

MariaMeep 10 years ago

I don't think I even have a worst enemy

Chanksploon 11 years ago

as long as it's only sleeping.. i mean then i have my eyes closed.

Hans_Wolfenstein 4 years ago

Ah, a room to myself

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago

Does it ever say that you can get a restraining order against your enemy??

Tsundere Vegeta 11 years ago

I could kick them out

Dayna Morris 13 years ago

The closest I have to a worst enemy is cancer and I don't know how a disease can be a roommate

FROGU 8 years ago

But I don't have an enemy

CrimsonPhantom 10 years ago

HOMICIDE

Kalebisaninja 11 years ago

Ell my worst enemy is my girlfriend now so...

TorbenOstergaard 9 years ago

just kill her/him an bury her/him under the house

Deathlox13 11 years ago

My worst enemy is also a hottie so yeah im chill

TheNinjaGirl 8 years ago

Design your own bedroom so that there is a wall separating the two areas (but no door) so that it is still classed as 1 room but you don't have to see them. Then live inside of your room and just keep all your supplies in there. Problem solved :)