Will You Press The Button?

SolBadguy14 hours ago

fuck you justice

sanzai233last year

My worst enemy is my love rival. But the good thing is that I don't hate him, and I even like him a little

Dat1Buttonpresser3 months ago

wait... then he's not your enemy...

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AquaF1ame9 years ago

I would just kick him out, because I would have a restraining order against him in the house,

Starlo9 months ago

you HAVE TO share bedrooms. Kicking them out is not an option

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Pleshy8 years ago

I don't have any human enemies. I dislike my neighbors dog though. I'll just give him to an adoption center, or a Vietnamese restaurant, idk.

Starlo9 months ago

"HAVE TO". You can't give him away to anywhere because then he wouldn't be sharing a bedroom with you.

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NHLic8 years ago

Hate fuck is best fuck.

2169 months ago

what the fuck is best fuck, also what the fuck

ur_mum7 years ago

simple charge them an insane rent untill they move out no more person and free money

Starlo9 months ago

They'll just pay the absurd rent. Or they won't. What are you gonna do about it? Kick them out? Can't do that. "Have to" means "HAVE TO."

ThanatosDelta8 years ago

Don't have an enemy other than depression *cries* Oh well I already live with that anyway

Joshua Palubinsky12 years ago

As long as I can contain the corpse smell, I'll be fine.

Starlo9 months ago

Won't work. Can't be enemies with a dead guy. Either they literally just Will Not Die or your second worst enemy will become your worst enemy and have to live with you.

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CyberX1147 years ago

any electronicics means NUCLEUR BOMB (me cant spell)

DACAT7 years ago

Kill them

Starlo9 months ago

Won't work. cant be "worst enemies" with something that isnt alive enough to hate you back

2pokemonUTgirls9 years ago

stuff them in to cluttered closet problem solved and lock the closet

Starlo9 months ago

Won't work. Closet doesn't count as part of your bedroom.

TheLogicalHusky7 years ago

I'm sorry, but I like to have privacy in my bedroom.

co-leader9 years ago

murder that person

Lonley_Unicorn9 years ago

You could always just look past your differences and become freinds....

Starlo9 months ago

Won't work because they wont be your worst enemy anymore.

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Kay Foster12 years ago

it would end up like one of those fanfics

HiHiIamAnime7 years ago

You, my friend, have just given me a great idea for a story.... Thank you!

Jacquel Bradley12 years ago

keep your friends close eat breakfast everyday with your nemesis.

Claire Romanini12 years ago

how about go sleep in the fuckin basement xDD

Starlo9 months ago

Won't work unless your bedroom is in your basement. It isn't "share a house" it's "share a bedroom"

Michelle Onacse12 years ago

I'd just suffocate her in her sleep lol

Lolita-chat Luppens12 years ago

Kill him or her. Then make a trophy with the corpse.

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it's okay. you kill him then :P

Taylor Jones12 years ago

Eh i'll force them to sleep on the floor or even shove 'em off the bed!!

Dustin Chiasson12 years ago

Seems like a good excuse to end enimosity.

Ruggero Maricchiolo12 years ago

yeeee, my roommate is a giant spider......................

ThisSiteHasEvery13YearOld5 years ago

I'm only petty because she snitched on me once. Idc about her that much

swagnemite9 years ago

i am also shreck

zenden9 years ago

what if i make his room with no furniture and i wont alowe him to have furniture it would be easier

CaydenHoward7 years ago

We can kick em out dummy.

RGPZ7 years ago

My Thoughts Exact

ian1309 years ago

Just kill him you cant have to many enemys XD

TellYouAllAboutIt9 years ago

Ma mama? Ok. No problem

DextersLaboratory4EVER1last year

JOKE'S ON YOU, I DON'T HAVE A WORST ENEMY!!!

Ultimatekewi328 years ago

I feel like everyone on this app always falls back to killing people when its their worst enemy. I dont think i hate anyone enough to kill them. Infact i dont even know if i have a worst enemy.

Dark Angel9 years ago

I would kill him and then burn the body There you have the whole room to your self Yay !!! ( your next ! )

GayGorilla11 years ago

Make him stay in the basement then lock it

RobertSanchez8 years ago

But they didn't say how long I had to so bye after one day loophole

cadikai9 years ago

just kick them out.problem solved.

flipz10010 years ago

I could talk it out with the dude

itstheorangshep3 years ago

I'm my own worst enemy, so that solves it.

DrChicken8 years ago

It could be SHE and she could be HOT

danneram9 years ago

You never Said u can kill, them in a blender

Andrei Coca12 years ago

i can kill him in his sleep

thethinker_jr7 years ago

Get a restraining order for him

Killerjo439 years ago

I don't have an enemy so im fine with this question or at least I think I don't

spm329 years ago

I have no worst enemy, jokes on you bro

DiamondDavey4 years ago

He would just leave on his own

Nero6169 years ago

Nope. Dont want to get killed.

SirBlackMage9 years ago

I don't have a worst enemy.

Roses_Are_Red7 years ago

i have literally no idea who my "worst enemy" is

DisturbedApple9 years ago

Papper someone?

Phasmid99 years ago

I am not sharing a bed with Adolph Hitler. No.

Lexie-Russell8 years ago

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Blockman3508 years ago

She"s hundreds of miles away and she hates me already. Better luck next time.

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