Will You Press The Button?

pastel punk 10 years ago

*asexuals laugh *

AceCat4000 3 years ago

ACES RISE UP

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RadiantVine 11 years ago

what if you don't even want to have sex? jokes on you, buddy.

Lostfeather237 10 years ago

So don't have sex.

KailDutey 9 years ago

Some people don't realize that you could just NOT have sex.

madfang101 9 years ago

Yeah but who wanta to do that

DevynCook 10 years ago

They never said in what form xD It could be days, seconds, months, not just years!

MgraalPenny 10 years ago

you could pay people who envy you and have sex with robots and sense you never specified the fact that i would run out if money so free cash for all #loophole

HubertBeckham 3 years ago

Having people envy you is a good thing

MALAONN 10 years ago

I won't have sex anyways

Ben Ehlert 13 years ago

86 days?

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

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verynoob 7 years ago

Why not try anal sex tho ?

FattyTheFat 10 years ago

Who said I was looking for love?

button boy 567 11 years ago

Is adoption an option?

woozyyyyy 6 years ago

lol i dont have sex so im fine

Exp_Turkeys 6 years ago

ben thats even worse

kathprat7611 9 years ago

There is this thing called "never having sex"

MistyAlleyCat 9 years ago

WHAT?! Newsweek! The only person I know who is older than 86 is my grandma!

MistyAlleyCat 9 years ago

*Ewwww. DAMN YOU, AUTOCORRECT!!!!

suckitbucket 11 years ago

just don't have sex

anime girl69 11 years ago

yeah fuck u

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Seedsower123 8 years ago

Never said 86 of what (*calls gf*)

Derp_king 9 years ago

That’s very wrong

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago

bribe anyone into having babies with you instead of you having babies with them. B)

ChrisIzumi12321 9 years ago

Jokes on you, I'm a virgin! >:D (not really i just thought it was funny)

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago

Haha

MangoMango 9 years ago

86 seconds after 15 years :D Hi gf u wanna habe sex? OK!!!

Bts_Lps_Suga 9 years ago

Ewww dude just ewwww!!!!! I would rather be poor bruh....not gonna sleep like the slepping beauty tonight .-.

KailDutey 9 years ago

Or you could just never have sex. It doesn't say you have to have sex with people that are 86, just that you can only have sex with them.

ItzEmmyY0 10 years ago

over the age of 86............over the age of 86..........ummm NO THANKS

BobbyWasabiMk2 10 years ago

Now is a wonderful time to be asexual

Skeletonman59 10 years ago

im sure having sex with older women will make everyone stop envying me.

theafterman 10 years ago

[asexual wheeze]

Beqa 10 years ago

This is just a realy realy realy realy realy bad thing to do, i mean if its a girl then, if you have a kid... Thats not nice at all

Beqa 10 years ago

This is just a realy realy realy realy realy bad thing to do, i mean if its a girl then, if you have a kid... Thats not nice at all

flyingturret208 11 years ago

ooh or 86 seconds

swyrl 11 years ago

There's no restriction on who you can be in a relationship though. You could even have children via artificial insemination. All you'd really be giving up is sex, but even then it doesn't mean you couldn't still pleasure each other. Besides, once you're both over 86, it really wouldn't matter.

Peter Sibbald 13 years ago

You could probably BECOME a millionaire without pressing the button by copulating said desperate octagenarians, then have the wealth and still be allowed to engage in coitus within your age group.

FreshlyBakedSadness 7 years ago

He sounds like that because he pressed the button that gives you a big vocab but no one can understand you.

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Anders Lisborg Simonsen 13 years ago

No Prob

Andrea Jo Fettig 13 years ago

never said years....

Superduperbooperdooper 11 years ago

Yes granny Pussy

Master1 8 years ago

Better than nothing tho lol

Kittycatmax06 11 years ago

That is sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

StevenDaze 3 years ago

Jeez, 29% be liking their Gilfs

edji 11 years ago

XD Why 86?!

whyruhere 9 years ago

Dude all u need to do is freaking not have sex also just use your money for a sexy robot if u won't sex so bad problem solved ;)

PizzaGuyFrank 11 years ago

i just wont have sex

The_Kid13 10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom"s name five t... [Show full comment]