Will You Press The Button?

IWantCake6 years ago

Can I have some cake

man732 years ago

yes

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shadizzlt9 years ago

cut out that piece of throat, and the skin shall grow back

loopwholedown25 days ago

it also didn't say the piece couln't be tiny

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JustaRandomguy8 years ago

Hell yeah, fuck the popcorn, I could not care less, if I have everything I ever needed.

CharaGaming8 years ago

What if you don't eat popcorn? Huh?

rainbowsuzanna8 years ago

It never said I had to feel it and the piece of popcorn could be like 1 mm

DaBestMind3 years ago

perhaps half a mm

Lostman7 years ago

The piece of popcorn will be one atom wide, didn’t say about size

RobuxLover7 years ago

it says permanently so YOU CANNOT REMOVE IT

Devvyn Oler12 years ago

Actually it wouldn't be a perfect life if you had that to deal with

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago

True

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Jubeygirl6 years ago

Didn't say I could feel the popcorn, also, never said size. I DECLARE IT 1 ATOM SIZE ( the size of an atom)

DaCrazyFool9 years ago

I dun wan 2 die

Baliko7 years ago

You what not feel the popcorn and it might be impossible for anything to touch it

summertimek9 years ago

you may not beable to eat if it was stuck

Oscar Mellow-Fellow Manzanares12 years ago

Well the money from the dream job will pay for it to be removed.

IamNOTgayNOTATALL3 years ago

"Permanent: Lasting or intended to last or remain unchangingly and indefinitely"

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Shay Lee12 years ago

HAVE IT SURGICALLY REMOVED AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK HAVE IT CREMATED.

SerialMonoxide5 years ago

how about... no

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Diego Torres12 years ago

Surgery duh

Josvaldo26 years ago

The piece of popcorn is PERMANENTLY stuck on your throat

EricTheBuck9 years ago

Go to the doctor make him remove it, and never eat it again BAM

Triple_X7 years ago

Surgery #loophole

Voidfighter 9 years ago

Have the back of your throat replaced once cybernetics become a thing

CocoaTheNeko8 years ago

Why would anyone say yes?

Unknown229 years ago

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KraccBacc4 years ago

just remove it lol

OneLonelyPilot10 years ago

that's terrible!

Helox Darkstar9 years ago

Perfect Life : Buying A Hospital Hire A Doctor And Nurse Make A Surgery Clinic And They Will Remove It PFFFFT

ChefBoyardee7 years ago

Just put some Cream on it

Loki_locked11 years ago

hello Tom hiddleston :D

WELCOMEGUY9 years ago

Then i cant eat

MastermindGaming7 years ago

I will be constantly triggered

Ties Bloemena12 years ago

Just use your success to remove it by surgery, how do you fund it? with the money from your perfect life

BloodyUnknown9 years ago

Wait if its poporn, then wouldnt the popcorn disslove and only the seed would be stuck? it may be uncomforable but its barbel isnt it?

Booperdooperer9 years ago

Surgery jokes on you just get the peace of skin the popcorn is stuck on removed

burrbomb9 years ago

in my perfect life that popcorn doesnt exist, therefore paradox

meowpeanutbutter8 years ago

It cant be permanently stuck because if you eat other things throughout your whole flipping life it'll be pushed out.

Roy Rieder of Earth10 years ago

It says permanently... that would be fucking terrible.

Winter648 years ago

oh fuck you

fez2579 years ago

didnt say how big the popcorn was

gamerguy20999 years ago

it says permanently

Syber9 years ago

Then that makes it a "not perfect" life.

killjoy33479 years ago

get it surgeclely removed

Winterlance9 years ago

It says permanently so you can't get it out

RogueRondol7 years ago

What if your dream job involves eating? then your screwed.

MexicanHobo5 months ago

YOu MOnSter!! You forgot to add the downside

Doriko10 years ago

DOCTORS MOTHERF***ER

Jarebare9 years ago

Hell no

Brobo208 years ago

If you had a perfect life then you could get rid of the popcorn :D

puppy9 years ago

no,just no...

Tauren11 years ago

I could learn to live with it

plginplm9 years ago

you get used to it in a month and don't feel it anymore...

FinniganOConnor7 years ago

You'll get used to it

Geoff Kidder12 years ago

I think you would get used to it eventually.

TheMasterBlaster9 years ago

I would not wish this upon my worst enemy.

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