You have the absolute perfect life: dream job, city, partner, house etc.
but
You have a piece of popcorn permanently stuck in the back of your throat.
I will not


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shadizzlt 11 years ago
cut out that piece of throat, and the skin shall grow back

warriorchick last year
it also didn't say the piece couln't be tiny
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JustaRandomguy 9 years ago
Hell yeah, fuck the popcorn, I could not care less, if I have everything I ever needed.

CharaGaming 9 years ago
What if you don't eat popcorn? Huh?

rainbowsuzanna 10 years ago
It never said I had to feel it and the piece of popcorn could be like 1 mm

DaBestMind 5 years ago
perhaps half a mm

Devvyn Oler 13 years ago
Actually it wouldn't be a perfect life if you had that to deal with

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago
True
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Lostman 8 years ago
The piece of popcorn will be one atom wide, didn’t say about size

RobuxLover 8 years ago
it says permanently so YOU CANNOT REMOVE IT

DaCrazyFool 11 years ago
I dun wan 2 die

Jubeygirl 8 years ago
Didn't say I could feel the popcorn, also, never said size. I DECLARE IT 1 ATOM SIZE ( the size of an atom)

Baliko 8 years ago
You what not feel the popcorn and it might be impossible for anything to touch it

summertimek 11 years ago
you may not beable to eat if it was stuck

Oscar Mellow-Fellow Manzanares 13 years ago
Well the money from the dream job will pay for it to be removed.

IamNOTgayNOTATALL 5 years ago
"Permanent: Lasting or intended to last or remain unchangingly and indefinitely"
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Shay Lee 13 years ago
HAVE IT SURGICALLY REMOVED AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK HAVE IT CREMATED.

SerialMonoxide 6 years ago
how about... no
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Diego Torres 13 years ago
Surgery duh

Josvaldo2 7 years ago
The piece of popcorn is PERMANENTLY stuck on your throat

Helox Darkstar 11 years ago
Perfect Life : Buying A Hospital Hire A Doctor And Nurse Make A Surgery Clinic And They Will Remove It PFFFFT

ChefBoyardee 8 years ago
Just put some Cream on it

Loki_locked 12 years ago
hello Tom hiddleston :D

WELCOMEGUY 10 years ago
Then i cant eat

MastermindGaming 9 years ago
I will be constantly triggered

Ties Bloemena 13 years ago
Just use your success to remove it by surgery, how do you fund it? with the money from your perfect life

BloodyUnknown 10 years ago
Wait if its poporn, then wouldnt the popcorn disslove and only the seed would be stuck? it may be uncomforable but its barbel isnt it?

Booperdooperer 11 years ago
Surgery jokes on you just get the peace of skin the popcorn is stuck on removed

SMC4everrrrrrrrr_CRK 2 months ago
I am a popcorn enjoyer so this would be h3ll and to whoever commented to cut that part off... no thank you

burrbomb 11 years ago
in my perfect life that popcorn doesnt exist, therefore paradox

meowpeanutbutter 9 years ago
It cant be permanently stuck because if you eat other things throughout your whole flipping life it'll be pushed out.

Roy Rieder of Earth 11 years ago
It says permanently... that would be fucking terrible.

Winter64 10 years ago
oh fuck you

fez257 11 years ago
didnt say how big the popcorn was

gamerguy2099 10 years ago
it says permanently

Syber 11 years ago
Then that makes it a "not perfect" life.

Winterlance 11 years ago
It says permanently so you can't get it out

RogueRondol 9 years ago
What if your dream job involves eating? then your screwed.

killjoy3347 10 years ago
get it surgeclely removed

Jarebare 11 years ago
Hell no

MexicanHobo 2 years ago
YOu MOnSter!! You forgot to add the downside

Doriko 11 years ago
DOCTORS MOTHERF***ER

puppy 11 years ago
no,just no...

Tauren 12 years ago
I could learn to live with it

Brobo20 10 years ago
If you had a perfect life then you could get rid of the popcorn :D

FinniganOConnor 9 years ago
You'll get used to it

Geoff Kidder 13 years ago
I think you would get used to it eventually.

TheMasterBlaster 10 years ago
I would not wish this upon my worst enemy.

plginplm 11 years ago
you get used to it in a month and don't feel it anymore...

Haktan Kachmaz 11 years ago
Surgery... but i wouldnt trust a doctor that plays surgeon simulator XD

chaoticfox 2 months ago
NO.

flipz100 11 years ago
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Butch1230 9 years ago
Immortality must murder I would just murder myself to keep me alive if I am immortal

LilyMalfloySimp 6 years ago
Omg, my perfect life is Hogwarts does that mean I'm going there if I press the button? BRO THIS IS SHIFTING VALIDATION

ssdestroyer314 11 years ago
-pulls popcorn outta throat- ooooo -eats it- -gets stuck again- Me: bullshit
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