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You have the absolute perfect life: dream job, city, partner, house etc.
but
You have a piece of popcorn permanently stuck in the back of your throat.
Next


IWantCake6 years ago
Can I have some cake

man732 years ago
yes
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shadizzlt9 years ago
cut out that piece of throat, and the skin shall grow back

loopwholedown25 days ago
it also didn't say the piece couln't be tiny
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JustaRandomguy8 years ago
Hell yeah, fuck the popcorn, I could not care less, if I have everything I ever needed.

CharaGaming8 years ago
What if you don't eat popcorn? Huh?

rainbowsuzanna8 years ago
It never said I had to feel it and the piece of popcorn could be like 1 mm

DaBestMind3 years ago
perhaps half a mm

Lostman7 years ago
The piece of popcorn will be one atom wide, didn’t say about size

RobuxLover7 years ago
it says permanently so YOU CANNOT REMOVE IT

Devvyn Oler12 years ago
Actually it wouldn't be a perfect life if you had that to deal with

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago
True
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Jubeygirl6 years ago
Didn't say I could feel the popcorn, also, never said size. I DECLARE IT 1 ATOM SIZE ( the size of an atom)

DaCrazyFool9 years ago
I dun wan 2 die

Baliko7 years ago
You what not feel the popcorn and it might be impossible for anything to touch it

summertimek9 years ago
you may not beable to eat if it was stuck

Oscar Mellow-Fellow Manzanares12 years ago
Well the money from the dream job will pay for it to be removed.

IamNOTgayNOTATALL3 years ago
"Permanent: Lasting or intended to last or remain unchangingly and indefinitely"
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Shay Lee12 years ago
HAVE IT SURGICALLY REMOVED AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK HAVE IT CREMATED.

SerialMonoxide5 years ago
how about... no
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Diego Torres12 years ago
Surgery duh

Josvaldo26 years ago
The piece of popcorn is PERMANENTLY stuck on your throat

Chicken_elvis9 years ago
I will die then. suffocation yall

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago
I already have a great life, what could be better than spending all my time with my awsome mom. Doesn't matter how much I have. It matters that I'm loved, And who I have who love me

Captain_Grovesy10 years ago
You do know your saliva is acid to food... It'll devolve after 3 days...

Baughg18 years ago
One word: Drugs

Oddsout7 years ago
Would if I didn't want a partner?😱😅

Bailey Stump12 years ago
NO.

Frostyemeraldgirl9 years ago
Then you'd be in pain all the time who wants that

Skulldozer9 years ago
Well i can remove it right?

Voidfighter 9 years ago
Have the back of your throat replaced once cybernetics become a thing

EricTheBuck9 years ago
Go to the doctor make him remove it, and never eat it again BAM

Triple_X7 years ago
Surgery #loophole

KraccBacc4 years ago
just remove it lol

OneLonelyPilot10 years ago
that's terrible!

CocoaTheNeko8 years ago
Why would anyone say yes?

Unknown229 years ago
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WELCOMEGUY9 years ago
Then i cant eat

Helox Darkstar9 years ago
Perfect Life : Buying A Hospital Hire A Doctor And Nurse Make A Surgery Clinic And They Will Remove It PFFFFT

ChefBoyardee7 years ago
Just put some Cream on it

Loki_locked11 years ago
hello Tom hiddleston :D

MastermindGaming7 years ago
I will be constantly triggered

Ties Bloemena12 years ago
Just use your success to remove it by surgery, how do you fund it? with the money from your perfect life

BloodyUnknown9 years ago
Wait if its poporn, then wouldnt the popcorn disslove and only the seed would be stuck? it may be uncomforable but its barbel isnt it?

meowpeanutbutter8 years ago
It cant be permanently stuck because if you eat other things throughout your whole flipping life it'll be pushed out.

Booperdooperer9 years ago
Surgery jokes on you just get the peace of skin the popcorn is stuck on removed

burrbomb9 years ago
in my perfect life that popcorn doesnt exist, therefore paradox

fez2579 years ago
didnt say how big the popcorn was

Roy Rieder of Earth10 years ago
It says permanently... that would be fucking terrible.

Winter648 years ago
oh fuck you

gamerguy20999 years ago
it says permanently

Syber9 years ago
Then that makes it a "not perfect" life.

killjoy33479 years ago
get it surgeclely removed

Winterlance9 years ago
It says permanently so you can't get it out

RogueRondol7 years ago
What if your dream job involves eating? then your screwed.

MexicanHobo5 months ago
YOu MOnSter!! You forgot to add the downside

Doriko10 years ago
DOCTORS MOTHERF***ER
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