The piece of popcorn is PERMANENTLY stuck on your throat
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Chicken_elvis9 years ago
I will die then. suffocation yall
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TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago
I already have a great life, what could be better than spending all my time with my awsome mom. Doesn't matter how much I have. It matters that I'm loved, And who I have who love me
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Captain_Grovesy10 years ago
You do know your saliva is acid to food... It'll devolve after 3 days...
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Baughg18 years ago
One word: Drugs
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Oddsout7 years ago
Would if I didn't want a partner?😱😅
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Bailey Stump12 years ago
NO.
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Frostyemeraldgirl9 years ago
Then you'd be in pain all the time who wants that
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Skulldozer9 years ago
Well i can remove it right?
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Voidfighter 9 years ago
Have the back of your throat replaced once cybernetics become a thing
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EricTheBuck9 years ago
Go to the doctor make him remove it, and never eat it again BAM
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Triple_X7 years ago
Surgery #loophole
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KraccBacc4 years ago
just remove it lol
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OneLonelyPilot10 years ago
that's terrible!
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CocoaTheNeko8 years ago
Why would anyone say yes?
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Unknown229 years ago
his isnt fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53...[Show full comment]
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WELCOMEGUY9 years ago
Then i cant eat
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Helox Darkstar9 years ago
Perfect Life : Buying A Hospital Hire A Doctor And Nurse Make A Surgery Clinic And They Will Remove It PFFFFT
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ChefBoyardee7 years ago
Just put some Cream on it
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Loki_locked11 years ago
hello Tom hiddleston :D
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MastermindGaming7 years ago
I will be constantly triggered
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Ties Bloemena12 years ago
Just use your success to remove it by surgery, how do you fund it? with the money from your perfect life
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BloodyUnknown9 years ago
Wait if its poporn, then wouldnt the popcorn disslove and only the seed would be stuck? it may be uncomforable but its barbel isnt it?
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meowpeanutbutter8 years ago
It cant be permanently stuck because if you eat other things throughout your whole flipping life it'll be pushed out.
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Booperdooperer9 years ago
Surgery jokes on you just get the peace of skin the popcorn is stuck on removed
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burrbomb9 years ago
in my perfect life that popcorn doesnt exist, therefore paradox
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fez2579 years ago
didnt say how big the popcorn was
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Roy Rieder of Earth10 years ago
It says permanently... that would be fucking terrible.
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Winter648 years ago
oh fuck you
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gamerguy20999 years ago
it says permanently
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Syber9 years ago
Then that makes it a "not perfect" life.
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killjoy33479 years ago
get it surgeclely removed
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Winterlance9 years ago
It says permanently so you can't get it out
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RogueRondol7 years ago
What if your dream job involves eating? then your screwed.
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