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You are granted one wish of anything in the world you want and are granted magical powers to fight evil witches through a contract with an alien who is trying to save the universe
but
Your soul is placed in a physical container you have to carry around for the rest of your life and if it gets too tainted you will die and your soul turns into an evil witch as well and you will be stuck in despair forever.
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kyuubey9 years ago
contract ? 人◕‿‿◕人

jkmc12058 years ago
Step one: wish for unlimited wishes. Step two: wish for your soul back. Step three: ?????? Step four: PROFIT!

Susbaggerlast year
EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP
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HomuraAkemi9 years ago
GOD DAMN IT KYUBEY

Shadow Kitten8 years ago
your profile picture is even from the anime

oOBlakeOo8 years ago
This is Madoka Magica in a nut shell

VelocityRaptor289 years ago
i FEEL like this is genuinly refrencing something but WHAT?

-----------8 years ago
Madoka magica watch it on netflux
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Grace Horaski12 years ago
KYUBEY, GET OFF THE COMPUTER

Xyphr_9 years ago
Kyuubey ain't stealing my SOUL

hoovile7 years ago
what soul?

Nevarmoore8 years ago
FUCK YOU Kyūbey!!!!!!

blacksatin6669 years ago
i loved this anime

potatobutt9 years ago
THIS IS FUCKED UP LIKE WTF

Sans fan499 years ago
I know it is fucked up!
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Marcy Frkshow12 years ago
How many people got this was Madoka Magica?

oOBlakeOo8 years ago
Quite true
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Pickel_Rick8 years ago
I'll wish for infinite wishes and one of the wishes will be that none of that downside things will happen

MasterN8 years ago
Kyubey: “That’s not how it works you little shit”
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Simran Dusanjh12 years ago
This reminds me of Frank Zhang and how he had to carry a piece of tinder around with him his entire life

QNightwatcher4 years ago
same here lol
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One-Sixty8 years ago
Who paid you to write this

Raptorwolf38 years ago
I feel like this is a reference to something

Omxi9 years ago
Madoka magic much?

Killwithstyle9 years ago
Who cares. Im a huntsman from rwby now.

CheeseNigs9 years ago
I swallow my soul back in

schalla_529 years ago
Sounds like a fucking 7 year old who made this!!!

-----------8 years ago
It"s puella magi madoka magica in a nutchell7
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Solarice0410 years ago
Uh-uh. I ain't followin' no Kyuubey.

DeSiNNeR7 years ago
Good weed man <3

321_jessie9 years ago
such. a. long. question.

HoneySlime87 years ago
I don't want my soul, so...

carolinacuestaq9 years ago
Damn you, Kyubey, go and fuck yourself

LailaandLana8 years ago
Ummmm dumb

pigmaster10811 years ago
?????????

thegardenofwho7 years ago
what...?

Aether9 years ago
I KNOW THE ANIME FOR THIS!!!

Katie Vincler12 years ago
Puella Magi Madoka Magica? Okay, just wish for infinite wishes, you ARE allowed to wish for anything.

Oldnotweak...againlast year
i mean... magic battles is far more appealing than the shitshow we have now

AllastroS489 years ago
Smoke weed every day

WorldsApart9 years ago
FUCK OFF WITH THAT MADOKA MAGICA BULLCRAP!!!!

Sophwiphwi9 years ago
So Madoka Magica then

Alan Gibson12 years ago
My wish would be to get my gf back

golden_darkness4 years ago
after i read this i was like "kyubey is that u-"

ShadowShaper8 years ago
KYUUUUBBEEYYYYY

CheapSheep9 years ago
text to long, I does not press button

CheapSheep9 years ago
all mistakes were intentional

hoovile7 years ago
kyubey, the most cute most evil and cruel thing you can think of

Rexacuse9 years ago
I'll just wish for my soul to be put back into my body

JonCronin8 years ago
i wish Kyubey would never exsist

Risk10 years ago
I hope the container is a pocket watch .3.

Idosru7 years ago
Sounds like an awesome way to become Frank Zhang

GeneticBanana9 years ago
Physical anti-mater container. Problem flippin solved.

Kate McGeeker12 years ago
/人◕‿‿◕人\ Contract?

Sagitta9 years ago
Just wish that witches don't exist^^

MasterN8 years ago
That actually happens at the end...

oldnotweak9 years ago
too much fucking work. ill just press the i win button in a second when it comes up

Jordan Cornett12 years ago
I wish for more wishes and use them to get rid of the side effects

andreithepotatoman3 years ago
fun fact someone i met online developed jarophobia because their soul was locked up in a jar in a roleplay

FatherofGray9 years ago
I'll wish for unlimited wishes and then use one of the wishes to void the contact without any negative repercussions.

Michelle_Mimi8 years ago
What is the up side to this. Dilemmas are supposed to have an up side
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