Will You Press The Button?

swagerpaul69 11 years ago

wear gloves

Kuraiko 10 years ago

Gloves are not alive hence they cannot die.

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duckbutt 11 years ago

I am death itself, i have come to claim your mortal souls. now bow before me in youre last moments alive as i touch you with my scythe of death and suffering.

Odogg67 6 years ago

THE GRIM REAPER, DUCK BUTT

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GerryELewsley 6 years ago

So Zeref?

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago

except you can still care about someone

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Halo Prime 11 years ago

Am I the only one thinking of pizza and Supernatural now?

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

nope. get the machette, we're taking off the ring....

Flameice2 10 years ago

Huh. I am now an imirtal goose that is also death, have halo spartan armor, a death note, a zonpacto, immeasurable strength, telepathicp powers, and the one ring from lord if the rings

Ironshifter 4 years ago

lol331 flameice pressed too many buttons

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Ali Abdul-Rahman 13 years ago

Timmy Turner's Mother

Amazingcat30 5 years ago

Yes

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Thatoneguy001 10 years ago

So no fapping?

Cream 9 years ago

fleshlight

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VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

I am the true god

Jameroth 11 years ago

GJ. you might be immortal and have a death touch but that doesn't make you all mighty.

Wizard Rock 11 years ago

If i touch the floor everyday it just dies?

Jameroth 11 years ago

GJ. m8 you just killed the planet

Bonrbreth 9 years ago

Ill just wear gloves. Or will they light on fire.

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago

wear gloves

TheNarrator 11 years ago

I will more than likely go to every funeral dressed as death

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

and make some bad jokes. hey.....if i kill with a touch, what happens if i touch a corpse....oh #$%! bad idea! we got some walkers!

Myles Davies 13 years ago

"but Everything and anything you touch will die" isn't that in itself a consequence?

TheBeastlyClangon 11 years ago

I know!!!

Tony Meyer 13 years ago

dont know who to kill :/ ...

Somebodytouchamyspagghet 9 years ago

So the earth would die, then meaning we"d suffocate.

ermajean 11 years ago

Sad...

reromust 10 years ago

Touch the earth

Cole Bottorff 13 years ago

everything will die, almost everyting

LukaBro 6 years ago

I don't really have the will to kill anyone so there"s no real upside to this one for me.

un tizio 11 years ago

If i Wear Gloves?

Khestra 11 years ago

Seriously? What kind of dilemma is this?? Your death you could put on f**king gloves!!!

Lilyboo 10 years ago

'everything and everything' so not humans. ok

Dantenoahthe8th 8 years ago

Come daddy, I want a hug *hugs dad* DADDY NOOOOOOO

TomTheRocker 11 years ago

Why would anyone want to press this button..

Creeperkiller2000 9 years ago

So, I can no longer masturbate?

septiplierflowerbomb 10 years ago

I will not cause that means if i met markiplier and we hugged hed die and i dont want that!!

smartAss36 8 years ago

I can't hug my mummy any more :( NEVER!!!!

birdDemon 11 years ago

But I'm already death.

rogntudju 10 years ago

Basically being the Grim Reaper? Sign me the #@$& up!!

Randomness 12 years ago

I couldn't do that to my dog!

Amongus_ur_mom 4 years ago

I don't want to kill anyone anyways

Tord_ships_it 9 years ago

Can't hug by boo :(

joaquimb 11 years ago

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dingo26 10 years ago

Katara nuuuuuu

Havlik BÃ¡lint 13 years ago

What if i want to touch myself?

TheTrollerLord 5 years ago

So you can not have sex anymore lol

lildragontaimer 11 years ago

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Jean Has No Life 10 years ago

Pushing Daisies?

Burke Lizzie 13 years ago

"And with strange aeons even death may die"

BlackFoxStudios 7 years ago

Everything I touch will die. Logically, I'm touching myself so I'll die before I even kill someone. And if that isnt true, then I would kill air and the earth because I'm touching them.