I am death itself, i have come to claim your mortal souls. now bow before me in youre last moments alive as i touch you with my scythe of death and suffering.
Am I the only one thinking of pizza and Supernatural now?
Cheshire shadow11 years ago
nope. get the machette, we're taking off the ring....
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Flameice2 10 years ago
Huh. I am now an imirtal goose that is also death, have halo spartan armor, a death note, a zonpacto, immeasurable strength, telepathicp powers, and the one ring from lord if the rings
GJ. you might be immortal and have a death touch but that doesn't make you all mighty.
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Wizard Rock11 years ago
If i touch the floor everyday it just dies?
Jameroth11 years ago
GJ. m8 you just killed the planet
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Bonrbreth9 years ago
Ill just wear gloves. Or will they light on fire.
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yourfavouritebaguette9 years ago
wear gloves
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TheNarrator11 years ago
I will more than likely go to every funeral dressed as death
Cheshire shadow11 years ago
and make some bad jokes. hey.....if i kill with a touch, what happens if i touch a corpse....oh #$%! bad idea! we got some walkers!
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Myles Davies13 years ago
"but Everything and anything you touch will die"
isn't that in itself a consequence?
TheBeastlyClangon11 years ago
I know!!!
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Tony Meyer13 years ago
dont know who to kill :/ ...
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Carlos Iliop10 years ago
Oh like ebola...
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Felicitydurham11 years ago
food???
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Springroll10 years ago
Donald Trump and Mike pence. Fuck yeah
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ninjatiger12 years ago
I'm the Grim Reaper I've come for your soul :3
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NotTheProtagonist4 years ago
So I become King Midas, but everything I touch dies instead of turning into gold. No thanks.
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footyfanatic019 years ago
Get plastic surgery
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GODz Of Ice11 years ago
I will were GLoves
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FinnishIsBest10 years ago
Rogue from xmen
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TJ Wesley13 years ago
*touches website*
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Gamebook1926 years ago
I don't kill
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👊Punchy Baldy Guy👊11 years ago
Spongebob's cousin
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monkey55fancy 10 years ago
No way I would never do that because you would be a murderer and you would do not without any consequences and that means your rain if terrier would go on forever
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DlolFace7 years ago
I don't want to die because i fapped once
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Esmee21011 years ago
Just wear gloves
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The Angels Spirit9 years ago
Wear gloves.
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shankninja11 years ago
so im death?
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Odin_Borsson8 years ago
I shall ne zeref
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viktormn11 years ago
i ain't killing my pc
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TheDerpster12410 years ago
The Midas touch of DEATH
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Hutch711 years ago
Do I still get my Chicago pizza?
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AmonGusFring2 years ago
Grrr
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Ravenclaw_Queen10 years ago
So wen u walk u kill the earth?
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Herogaia10 years ago
lol the Midas touch on acid
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Brendon Cooper13 years ago
People don't touch anything in the first place... Science!
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boooiiii5 years ago
the people who press this button are just living in a no fap zone
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robrocksbruno 10 years ago
Wtf is this
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Button_9usher6669 years ago
Anything and everything, it never said anyone or everyone
PJ_GrillZ9 years ago
Ur retarted
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Jason Bourne 11 years ago
Cool
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tottaly not a virus... trust me im a fox11 years ago
gloves.
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mediocreness9 years ago
Soo like if someone touches you they don't die + gloves and you"re all set
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philtheninja11 years ago
gloves
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reromust10 years ago
U can't masturbate!
U will due
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Crystal Cruz13 years ago
*everyone dies leaving me alone on this world trying to create equestria*
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