You have an item of your choice that is completely indestructible and you can summon it or whisk it away whenever you please.
but
The item is sentient and can talk to you telepathically whenever it wants, and is extremely annoying.
I will not


235x0last year
a pearl that gives me inter-universe teleportation.

kittyguy2 months ago
MINECRA-

Hatsune_Miku_Fan9 years ago
Excalibur from soul eater

Aliens314 months ago
Dammit I was going to say that. Well, you win this time...
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Forest_wolflast year
I actually made a character with this exact idea before I saw this so I would be able to just be my character (Oh and just keep it with you, you should eventually get used to it)

Migdin18 years ago
FREE FRIEND THAT ALSO TALKS AND IS ALSO ANNOYING??!?!?!!? OFCOURSE I WANT IT!!!

thisisalongname8 years ago
Im exactly that lmao

AmyWilliams9 years ago
This is literally Magnus Chase and the sword of summer. Jack is so funny.

GreenWolf3 years ago
I SEARCHED EXACTLY THIS COMMENT
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Chiefamp129 years ago
CHoose an item with on off switch...

PlayfulTriceratops9 years ago
Omg yes!

Bountyhunter32337 years ago
Me: welcome to my parlor said the mage to the gangsters Gangster1: gimme your money or die me: neither! Annoying multitool: yeah he is not gonna die u are hehehe SORCERY STAFF MODE!!! Gangster2: Ahh how CUTE me: *blasts them with lasers* gangster3: Retreat!

MuuToo9 years ago
Sooooo the Eyelander from the TF2 comics essentially.

TheBulletMoBot7 years ago
Killing you, is full time job now.

FattyTheFat9 years ago
Get a backpack that lets you travel to any fictional universe at will and always contains whatever you want or need at all times, done!

Starlo9 months ago
So "Backpack" from Dora then explorer but like, More?

TrevorTheDominator7 years ago
*summons a summoner of any itemS i want whenever i want counting something that can disable telpathy XDDD*

SomethingNotSpecial8 years ago
Hmm... One Word: MONADO.

woomyylast year
i love xenoblafde

The POOP master9 years ago
Yandere people will come to life

Temmie!9 years ago
The Ekko's "time machine" from League of Legends

Sndop7 years ago
Kayn has a talking scythe

JacobGagnon7 years ago
Basicly my girlfriend

elibily_8 years ago
My dick

DEEJAY_TheButtonPresser8 years ago
poo

Flameice2 8 years ago
I have a friend now. Yay. Also, a talking death note other can Alison turn into a sword( hell yeah)

KawaiiKira8 years ago
S, I can have an extremely annoying Death Note....I"d still have it... It sounds lie me.

larkvesp7 years ago
So*
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NovaLDJ9988 years ago
I CANT DECIDE DD:

ShadowMarco8 years ago
i just readed it singing :o

Table_Pepper9 years ago
Tardis

Dragonborn28 years ago
YAAAASSS

midnightopal9 years ago
This is basically the Arrow of Dodona in Trials of Apollo lol

Persassyjackson7 years ago
Or Jack from Magnus chase
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#1179 years ago
who else thought of the gun/shield made from the AI in borderlands 2?

COSMICGENESECT9 years ago
TALKING SWORDS!

Persassyjackson7 years ago
Jack the sword
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Thetriathigamer1544 years ago
Iron man mark v with Jarvis

ImSmarterThanYou69last year
a mango that gives me inter-universe teleportation

Jaxmax8 years ago
Free friend

the117doctor9 years ago
What type of annoying is it going to be? is it going to be Deadpool annoying, or soul eater Excalibur annoying?

Persassyjackson7 years ago
I get the feeling the person who made this one read the Magnus chase books😂

Mmaster742 years ago
a constant explosion. like a small one. and its in the form of a bullet so i can shoot it out of a gun (it will deactivate while in clip and chamber)

LREchoise6 years ago
Just like my friends

jaythewolf4 years ago
yay i get to have a talking object

TheBulletMoBot7 years ago
So the question is, is the build PDA itself sentient? Or the buildings I make with it?

Astrobevo9 years ago
Lol

Coolcatcher1264 years ago
Ah. So I get a stand then?

Gamerguy 2.08 years ago
Either the iron man suit so that people will think im talking to jarvis,a wand from the world of harry potter,a lightsaber,a sword,a suit that can make me have the abilites of the human torch,a jet pack,and last but not least the cloak of levitation

JacobGamerYT7 years ago
EeZee PeeZY LeMON SQUeeZY

Roado9 years ago
Can't you put tape on it?

aqswdefrgthyjukilopm11 months ago
annoying orange ptsd

kitty2000dragons8 years ago
idk what id do but YAS! tbh id probably annoy it thou ;p

GalceonGod117 years ago
Get a motherfucking pokeball "cuase I'ma master bitch

RealMarkiplierlast year
Hello everybody my name is markiplier

Depressed_wombat8 years ago
Iphone 8 lol XDDD

Denki__Kaminari5 years ago
So just me as anything i chose

TrollerXXL9 years ago
A scythe with the ability to summon portals by tearing a rift in the air

TrollerXXL9 years ago
I'll just ignore when it talks

RandomUser693 years ago
If it became too annoying, I could just get rid of it.

LailaandLana8 years ago
Sneeze into a bottle of hand sanitizer

Jedi-gab7 years ago
Going for a lightsaber or a power ring fron green lantern corps

MeltingSnowman9 years ago
Too bad I still live on this boring blue marble where I'll never get to use my time-machine-gun to fight aliens or monsters or something. *sigh*

Boop3218 years ago
Excalibur from sword art

Kittycatpaws9 years ago
Omg no I'm not it has a boobe trap
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