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You have an item of your choice that is completely indestructible and you can summon it or whisk it away whenever you please.
but
The item is sentient and can talk to you telepathically whenever it wants, and is extremely annoying.
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Hatsune_Miku_Fan 10 years ago
Excalibur from soul eater

Aliens31 2 years ago
Dammit I was going to say that. Well, you win this time...
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Migdin1 10 years ago
FREE FRIEND THAT ALSO TALKS AND IS ALSO ANNOYING??!?!?!!? OFCOURSE I WANT IT!!!

thisisalongname 9 years ago
Im exactly that lmao

235x0 3 years ago
a pearl that gives me inter-universe teleportation.

kittyguy 2 years ago
MINECRA-

AmyWilliams 10 years ago
This is literally Magnus Chase and the sword of summer. Jack is so funny.

GreenWolf 5 years ago
I SEARCHED EXACTLY THIS COMMENT
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Chiefamp12 10 years ago
CHoose an item with on off switch...

PlayfulTriceratops 10 years ago
Omg yes!

Forest_wolf 3 years ago
I actually made a character with this exact idea before I saw this so I would be able to just be my character (Oh and just keep it with you, you should eventually get used to it)

Bountyhunter3233 9 years ago
Me: welcome to my parlor said the mage to the gangsters Gangster1: gimme your money or die me: neither! Annoying multitool: yeah he is not gonna die u are hehehe SORCERY STAFF MODE!!! Gangster2: Ahh how CUTE me: *blasts them with lasers* gangster3: Retreat!

MuuToo 10 years ago
Sooooo the Eyelander from the TF2 comics essentially.

TheBulletMoBot 8 years ago
Killing you, is full time job now.

FattyTheFat 10 years ago
Get a backpack that lets you travel to any fictional universe at will and always contains whatever you want or need at all times, done!

Starlo 2 years ago
So "Backpack" from Dora then explorer but like, More?

TrevorTheDominator 9 years ago
*summons a summoner of any itemS i want whenever i want counting something that can disable telpathy XDDD*

SomethingNotSpecial 9 years ago
Hmm... One Word: MONADO.

woomyy 3 years ago
i love xenoblafde

The POOP master 10 years ago
Yandere people will come to life

Temmie! 10 years ago
The Ekko's "time machine" from League of Legends

Sndop 9 years ago
Kayn has a talking scythe

JacobGagnon 8 years ago
Basicly my girlfriend

elibily_ 10 years ago
My dick

DEEJAY_TheButtonPresser 10 years ago
poo

Flameice2 10 years ago
I have a friend now. Yay. Also, a talking death note other can Alison turn into a sword( hell yeah)

KawaiiKira 10 years ago
S, I can have an extremely annoying Death Note....I"d still have it... It sounds lie me.

larkvesp 9 years ago
So*
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NovaLDJ998 10 years ago
I CANT DECIDE DD:

ShadowMarco 10 years ago
i just readed it singing :o

Table_Pepper 10 years ago
Tardis

Dragonborn2 10 years ago
YAAAASSS

midnightopal 10 years ago
This is basically the Arrow of Dodona in Trials of Apollo lol

Persassyjackson 9 years ago
Or Jack from Magnus chase
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#117 10 years ago
who else thought of the gun/shield made from the AI in borderlands 2?

COSMICGENESECT 10 years ago
TALKING SWORDS!

Persassyjackson 9 years ago
Jack the sword
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GalceonGod11 9 years ago
Get a motherfucking pokeball "cuase I'ma master bitch

RealMarkiplier 3 years ago
Hello everybody my name is markiplier

Depressed_wombat 10 years ago
Iphone 8 lol XDDD

Denki__Kaminari 6 years ago
So just me as anything i chose

TrollerXXL 10 years ago
A scythe with the ability to summon portals by tearing a rift in the air

TrollerXXL 10 years ago
I'll just ignore when it talks

RandomUser69 4 years ago
If it became too annoying, I could just get rid of it.

LailaandLana 10 years ago
Sneeze into a bottle of hand sanitizer

Jedi-gab 8 years ago
Going for a lightsaber or a power ring fron green lantern corps

MeltingSnowman 10 years ago
Too bad I still live on this boring blue marble where I'll never get to use my time-machine-gun to fight aliens or monsters or something. *sigh*

Boop321 9 years ago
Excalibur from sword art

Kittycatpaws 10 years ago
Omg no I'm not it has a boobe trap

Inventoriceman26 last year
Well what if it’s candy

Mai-chan 9 years ago
Phone: "Stop touching me, pervert!"

Lepidobatrachus-laevis 5 years ago
The everything thing that can make itself non sentient

SugarHype131 10 years ago
more siblings?

Bunnybutt123 9 years ago
I have a book on this app called whatt pad it"s called alkers academy.and the sword in the book actually does the same thing.its annoying

DuDono 6 years ago
There is probably a broken item choice

KrisZone 10 years ago
I choose a magical wand. Now I can make the wand shut her mouth up with a spell.

ARandomCRINGYperson 9 years ago
The silent Problem Solver, It solves my problems, and it"s silent, so it doesn't talk!

MauYazawa 7 years ago
Death note/ I wonder what will it say..

The Punderful LillyPad 10 years ago
It's extremely annoying XD

KamaarTehMemerz 9 years ago
Cloud Sword Size 1,000 x 1,000 bitches!!!!

manlol 4 years ago
GET A KATANA as long as it does not try to hurt you

Captian_Viridian_VVVVVV 10 years ago
Oh... shit. an annoying trinket.

XCY7 9 years ago
We need more of your kind here.

Iris67554 9 years ago
Welp, mines a suitcase with infinite money...

FireQueen173 5 years ago
JACK!

HeatherAllen 10 years ago
if I can live with the annoyance that is my little brother I can live with this
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