Will You Press The Button?

Ritty03 9 years ago

All you have to do is say hi my name"s (blank) all the time and look out for snipers: problem solved

Rimrockers35 11 years ago

the people who meet me can love me by protecting me

StormTDR 9 years ago

Make a circle people hurry hurry hurry!!!

NotYourAverageToaster 9 years ago

while their chasing me with a gun, knife, grenade, etc, I would be reading the essay I wrote to my teacher in 2nd grade, titled: All About Me

StormTDR 9 years ago

Lol

Lily Flower 13 years ago

And then they try to stab me, meet me, problem solved.

Aguti10 9 years ago

Mid blown

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silvestre_will_press_the_button 4 years ago

Poop

Brian Taylor 13 years ago

"I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL Y-" "Hi! I'm Brian, what's your name?" "....I...love you!"

Mobza_Mobzlayer 6 years ago

LMAO DUDE!

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Nasho 6 years ago

That"s like 7 billion people trying to kill me

TrackmasterGuy 9 months ago

8 billion actually

InfiniteDooble 12 years ago

Thing is 69% of the girls i know are in love with me anyway

StormTDR 9 years ago

Gee u don't need any special powers u have them already

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Lepraxhaun05 6 years ago

Extroverts have no problem with this...... Introverts on the other hand.... We gon" die

Bunny657 11 years ago

Realy to the 11421(45%) who pressed the bottun, r u crazy?

Darkvine 11 years ago

Surprisingly nothing perverted here

happyman123 9 months ago

ill rape you

StormTDR 9 years ago

What happens: "I'm gonna kill u!" " Hi my name"s Storm what"s urs?" "oh I luv u!" win/win

supsick 9 years ago

downside? I like a good problem.

Selmar Koning 13 years ago

meet people from the news, get it to international levels, and you win

boooiiii 5 years ago

wait wait wait isnt it a paradox that they are trying to kill someone they dont know somehow?

supersuchti 11 years ago

Obama or Putin could fire a missile or something on me

_iJesus_ 11 years ago

They can't kill me if they can't find me

Koolcid916 10 years ago

Dats me cuz I'm a ninja 2.0 bitches (no offense to anyone in the comments)

Elevenution 11 years ago

A sniper never has to meet their target

Schalk van der Merwe 13 years ago

Just introduce yourself

Limboo 9 years ago

Yeah, but they could still shoot ya from far away, without you noticing them

Koten McFilms 13 years ago

If they try to kill you they know you LOOP HOLE

Saskia Billie Thompson 13 years ago

Surely you can just say hi and then they love you

Rogelio Martinez 13 years ago

If they hate us, won't they go as far as to buy a sniper and shoot us from afar ._.

Devyn Shaffer 13 years ago

Uhm, they would have to meet me to kill me, no? We solved a problem, the problem is solved.

devomley 11 years ago

if i meet them while they try to kill me do thaey keep trying???

SinglePringle 10 years ago

Person: IM GONNA MURDER YOU, YOU SON OF A - Me: My names jenna, and im single, and its really sad cause apperantly everyone loves me the way i want them to Person: ER MAH GERD MARRY ME

BradySchoeben 9 years ago

I thought I was the only lonely singlepringle

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago

how do they hate me if I never meet them?

XEP 11 years ago

Ever meet me if i get mad i can kill them

Asylum Weaver 10 years ago

Sooo... Basically thay come to kill me and that way thay meet me and love me? Right?

Willzb2000 7 years ago

Just meet everyone

potatobutt 11 years ago

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

This is like the seventh time I see this question

Disdood 8 years ago

That doesn't mean they succeed in the killing

naruto fan32 11 years ago

Well if the try to kill me and do it up close the meet me so why not

AlphaWord 10 years ago

I will do the worlds nohhest meet and greet

AlphaWord 10 years ago

Why did "biggest" autocorrect WTF

buttonmasher 12 years ago

I'm already an assassination target, thank you very much.

Xanderiah 10 years ago

But if they're trying to kill you,they have to meet you first. .-.

ButtonPusher38 10 years ago

Well ill just kill them then...

Creeper Lover606 11 years ago

Don't you meet kinda when they try to kill you?

taukirangi brown 11 years ago

But when they try 2 kill u , just say "hi my name is ...." and they will love u

MastermindOfTrouble 6 years ago

I'll just sit in a corner in the wall and have everyone rush me, so then I'll stop them, and ask that they introduce themselves to me. I'll do the same and have the entire world as a friend. Plot twist.