Will You Press The Button?

Ritty03 9 years ago

All you have to do is say hi my name"s (blank) all the time and look out for snipers: problem solved

Rimrockers35 11 years ago

the people who meet me can love me by protecting me

StormTDR 9 years ago

Make a circle people hurry hurry hurry!!!

NotYourAverageToaster 9 years ago

while their chasing me with a gun, knife, grenade, etc, I would be reading the essay I wrote to my teacher in 2nd grade, titled: All About Me

StormTDR 9 years ago

Lol

Lily Flower 13 years ago

And then they try to stab me, meet me, problem solved.

Aguti10 9 years ago

Mid blown

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silvestre_will_press_the_button 4 years ago

Poop

Brian Taylor 13 years ago

"I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL Y-" "Hi! I'm Brian, what's your name?" "....I...love you!"

Mobza_Mobzlayer 6 years ago

LMAO DUDE!

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Nasho 6 years ago

That"s like 7 billion people trying to kill me

TrackmasterGuy 9 months ago

8 billion actually

InfiniteDooble 12 years ago

Thing is 69% of the girls i know are in love with me anyway

StormTDR 9 years ago

Gee u don't need any special powers u have them already

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Lepraxhaun05 6 years ago

Extroverts have no problem with this...... Introverts on the other hand.... We gon" die

Bunny657 11 years ago

Realy to the 11421(45%) who pressed the bottun, r u crazy?

Darkvine 11 years ago

Surprisingly nothing perverted here

happyman123 9 months ago

ill rape you

StormTDR 9 years ago

What happens: "I'm gonna kill u!" " Hi my name"s Storm what"s urs?" "oh I luv u!" win/win

supsick 9 years ago

downside? I like a good problem.

Selmar Koning 13 years ago

meet people from the news, get it to international levels, and you win

boooiiii 5 years ago

wait wait wait isnt it a paradox that they are trying to kill someone they dont know somehow?

supersuchti 11 years ago

Obama or Putin could fire a missile or something on me

_iJesus_ 11 years ago

They can't kill me if they can't find me

Koolcid916 10 years ago

Dats me cuz I'm a ninja 2.0 bitches (no offense to anyone in the comments)

Elevenution 11 years ago

A sniper never has to meet their target

Schalk van der Merwe 13 years ago

Just introduce yourself

Limboo 9 years ago

Yeah, but they could still shoot ya from far away, without you noticing them

Koten McFilms 13 years ago

If they try to kill you they know you LOOP HOLE

Saskia Billie Thompson 13 years ago

Surely you can just say hi and then they love you

Rogelio Martinez 13 years ago

If they hate us, won't they go as far as to buy a sniper and shoot us from afar ._.

Devyn Shaffer 13 years ago

Uhm, they would have to meet me to kill me, no? We solved a problem, the problem is solved.

DJ Lionheart 10 years ago

meet everyone except Trump. problem solved

MastermindOfTrouble 6 years ago

I'll just sit in a corner in the wall and have everyone rush me, so then I'll stop them, and ask that they introduce themselves to me. I'll do the same and have the entire world as a friend. Plot twist.

zekepro7 11 years ago

"IM GONNA KILL YOU!" "hi how are you....." "sorry" XXD

JulkaOkowinska 9 years ago

What if I hate someone I meet

Jar_Jar_Binks 8 years ago

Then they can love you as an enemy.

Dk_the_gr8 11 years ago

but when they kill me, they will meet me

Somerandomwizard 8 years ago

World tours. Problem solved.

King Of FOOOOOOOLS 11 years ago

Yeah no

Timelypat 9 years ago

But if they hate me, then they know me. Plus (unless I'm getting sniped) I can just introduce myself to people before they kill me.

ChrisR.Annala 11 years ago

But they meet me when they try kill me then BOOM they love me

I push your button! 10 years ago

I'M GOING TO KILL...' me' hey.them'My self for ever hating you

Maddie-j- 10 years ago

That would be a good movie

darkhunteress12 12 years ago

Ok I really see NO down side "I WANT TO KILL..." "Hi" :O GIVE ME A HUG!

skuII last year

我叫透龙

happyman123 9 months ago

fuck you toulong

pancakeq 11 years ago

I will meet them when they attempt to kill me.

origamimaster1 11 years ago

then just meet them

R0syreaper 5 years ago

When they try to kill me they meet me and i make them love me no downside

Moltreeeeek 11 years ago

Befriend a billionair and get a small loan of a billion dollars.

SirSchmidt 11 years ago

Befriend a billion people and humbly ask for a dollar from each

Starslinger 9 years ago

No downside. It even is in the tag "No downside"

Saxlord 11 years ago

as soon as they meet you they will love you tho??

webbinlink 10 years ago

So all I have to do walk up to everyone and hi my name is ------ and done

KaramGamer9999 9 years ago

i would meet them at the moment of trying to be killed

CasuallyScreaming 11 years ago

While they're trying to stab me, I'll grab their wrists and say "Hey! What's your name? Nice to meet you!"

MEME Alex 10 years ago

I meet them when they try to kill me. No probs.

Razor 11 years ago

Make a world speech that everyone HAS TO attend.

Anallizer 10 years ago

People won't try to kill you if they don't know you. Loop hole achieved.

BalorClubFoLyfe 8 years ago

Just say hello.

SassyBella 11 years ago

You do realize that i kinda WANT enemy's, right? I mean, not in the kill way. Also, when they try to hurt you, cant you introduce yourself? And people would try to kill you when your a baby? God, thats dumb.

RisingPast 10 years ago

just say hi to everybody tada no one wants to murder you

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