Will You Press The Button?

danny948219 years ago

TAKE A NAP ON THE TOILET. Also if you shit a lot eventually you run out of shit to shit so what you do is fart nothing. . . So just don't eat anything for 100 years or take a 100 year nap and wake up and be like cool rocket cars.

MANJUEGAZOSlast year

Yes. Don't have to retain liquids if don't have any.

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coolstorybro8 years ago

everyone knows immortality sucks but another person would make it better

Ionlydidthistocomment4 years ago

Whiteletusgod we have the same thought process

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The_Decider9 years ago

Eat snickers

slhammer3 years ago

perfect

LUCAS4448 years ago

If they said Immortality, then I don't have to eat anything, so I won't have diarrhea.

briaisabanana8 years ago

Immortality is Overrated

DVC696 months ago

tarada your probably not a kid anymore and realize that the sun will eventually destroy the planet. Meaning you and whoever you chose would be floating in space for all eternity until the universe eventually ends

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Brittany Kay Jackson12 years ago

100 years is relatively short when talking about immortality here.

Ultimatekewi328 years ago

Your an idiot

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Pyj169 years ago

I don't mind explosively shitting

Vanmjam7 years ago

What’s the downside

slhammer3 years ago

what"s wrong with you?

loverofbidoofs8 years ago

only runny runny poo and its doesnt say how bad lol

FaZeHarambe8 years ago

Hell yeah I already have crippling depression and is gay time to be constipated jk I'm neither but idubbz is gay

she8 years ago

Take some pills or something.

Zac Workman9 years ago

Pretty much have diarrhoea

Quartzfire9 years ago

I have the same timing here. It started yesterday, when I took a test at maths and at physics the next class. I did good, great maybe though.

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Buggaboo9 years ago

Whatever Diarrhoea is.

slhammer3 years ago

blatter don't you mean anus

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Jayrod9 years ago

What is "diarrhoea"

Rampager 8 years ago

Shitting really badly

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Adofl Hilter12 years ago

take a lpill

defrostu9 years ago

Adolf is correct way too spell

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Sebastian Schatz12 years ago

would find it funnier to make person you hate immortal

Ginamojo57047 years ago

No , because then you would be torured for eternity by them

Pupillenkerber9 years ago

No changes for me. (my stomach fucked my life since birth)

3per7last year

what if im also the other person

DabOnThemComet13458 years ago

I live with 5 people and we have 1 bathroom. Not pressin nope sorry not gonna

Xxxbutton masterxxx9 years ago

I mean the real Hitler

THELONGESTOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo4 years ago

56billion years from now 2 people in space floating and having sex

Dr_wallie10 years ago

That doesn't exist anyway lets make a disease that you can life for only 99 years and call it diarroea!

Magumnphrey9 years ago

Take pills ðŸ˜ðŸ‘Š

ky8907 years ago

You can always use your immortality to skip 100 years.

TheLadyofTheInternet 11 years ago

Immortality would be great if I can face it with someone else so if the earth explodes me and a homie can drift through space together

Nuclear_Decay8 years ago

I don't want to spend eternity floating in space

Vonpoop7 years ago

I like diarrhoea

Kurt Gifkins12 years ago

I see no downside, just dont talk to the other person for at least 101 years and you'll be fine, and chances are all there friends would be dead so you'd get in fast, also does this stop the look of ageing id guess so cause no one would want to look 5729

doctor_strange8 years ago

Oh oh oh my

canonbalroadkil9 years ago

Why I want to die with my girlfriend

Laparas9 years ago

Screw that

banshio3 years ago

just put yourself in a 100 year long coma idk man

NW3609 years ago

Pick q life partner you wouldn't mind doing forever and its worth it.

stingerhak558 years ago

Just because 100 years is short whem compare to infinity, it"s still a lo g time.

Bakaa4 years ago

Cut ur head off and grow a new body and you wont have diahrea

Idiot.with.a.wifi.password10 years ago

Imagine the plumbing bill..

NiloGJ8 years ago

I can have diarrhoea and do anything, because I'm immortal and I don't care about other person see me, they'll be ALL dead.

Fedxftw8 years ago

Immortality is bullshit

SuperCofee9 years ago

Yes! (PhrphrhprhHHPHRHhphphrHoeogh) (Shitting sounds)

MixedFandoms7 years ago

What if you make the other person you? Because spending all my life with someone can get boring

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred12 years ago

Immodium AD?

CONSTANTPWN9 years ago

mmmkay

TheArkerportian8 years ago

Immortal AND unable to die? At the same time? Is that even possible?

Silbergeist9 years ago

I'll just eat concrete.

jancastro8 years ago

1 other person hmmmm.....

WilkerS19 years ago

Worth it

XiEnWong4 years ago

I don't need immortal I want my friend immortal

AyaMayume10 years ago

I'll just set myself up with a special toilet on a tank so all the shit can be used for fertilizer. I'll be the immortal goddess of poop

SuperCofee9 years ago

Ayamayune : The goddess of shit. Best goddess ever. And,about the tank,PHEW! *PHRHP* (Tank shooting balls of shit to the nearest grape farm) Shitwine! This wine tastes like shit!

why u do dis9 years ago

medicine

RocketPadGamer5 years ago

I"M MAKING MY BROTHER IMMORTAL!

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