Will You Press The Button?

danny948219 years ago

TAKE A NAP ON THE TOILET. Also if you shit a lot eventually you run out of shit to shit so what you do is fart nothing. . . So just don't eat anything for 100 years or take a 100 year nap and wake up and be like cool rocket cars.

MANJUEGAZOSlast year

Yes. Don't have to retain liquids if don't have any.

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coolstorybro8 years ago

everyone knows immortality sucks but another person would make it better

Ionlydidthistocomment4 years ago

Whiteletusgod we have the same thought process

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The_Decider9 years ago

Eat snickers

slhammer3 years ago

perfect

LUCAS4448 years ago

If they said Immortality, then I don't have to eat anything, so I won't have diarrhea.

briaisabanana8 years ago

Immortality is Overrated

DVC696 months ago

tarada your probably not a kid anymore and realize that the sun will eventually destroy the planet. Meaning you and whoever you chose would be floating in space for all eternity until the universe eventually ends

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Brittany Kay Jackson12 years ago

100 years is relatively short when talking about immortality here.

Ultimatekewi328 years ago

Your an idiot

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Pyj169 years ago

I don't mind explosively shitting

Vanmjam7 years ago

What’s the downside

slhammer3 years ago

what"s wrong with you?

loverofbidoofs8 years ago

only runny runny poo and its doesnt say how bad lol

FaZeHarambe8 years ago

Hell yeah I already have crippling depression and is gay time to be constipated jk I'm neither but idubbz is gay

she8 years ago

Take some pills or something.

Zac Workman9 years ago

Pretty much have diarrhoea

Quartzfire9 years ago

I have the same timing here. It started yesterday, when I took a test at maths and at physics the next class. I did good, great maybe though.

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Buggaboo9 years ago

Whatever Diarrhoea is.

slhammer3 years ago

blatter don't you mean anus

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Jayrod9 years ago

What is "diarrhoea"

Rampager 8 years ago

Shitting really badly

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Adofl Hilter12 years ago

take a lpill

defrostu9 years ago

Adolf is correct way too spell

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Sebastian Schatz12 years ago

would find it funnier to make person you hate immortal

Ginamojo57047 years ago

No , because then you would be torured for eternity by them

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred12 years ago

Immodium AD?

Fedxftw8 years ago

Immortality is bullshit

SuperCofee9 years ago

Yes! (PhrphrhprhHHPHRHhphphrHoeogh) (Shitting sounds)

MixedFandoms7 years ago

What if you make the other person you? Because spending all my life with someone can get boring

Silbergeist9 years ago

I'll just eat concrete.

CONSTANTPWN9 years ago

mmmkay

TheArkerportian8 years ago

Immortal AND unable to die? At the same time? Is that even possible?

XiEnWong4 years ago

I don't need immortal I want my friend immortal

AyaMayume10 years ago

I'll just set myself up with a special toilet on a tank so all the shit can be used for fertilizer. I'll be the immortal goddess of poop

SuperCofee9 years ago

Ayamayune : The goddess of shit. Best goddess ever. And,about the tank,PHEW! *PHRHP* (Tank shooting balls of shit to the nearest grape farm) Shitwine! This wine tastes like shit!

jancastro8 years ago

1 other person hmmmm.....

WilkerS19 years ago

Worth it

AllastroS488 years ago

Imortal already means that I am unable to die

why u do dis9 years ago

medicine

RocketPadGamer5 years ago

I"M MAKING MY BROTHER IMMORTAL!

beta10 years ago

100 years is nothing to an immortal being

khakha10369 years ago

HA HA I laugh

J2O7 years ago

That"s nothing

Bobby Mill12 years ago

diarrhoea can be fun xD

Cloud_Of_8wesome8 years ago

2 problems: 1:THEY SPELLED DIARRHEA WRONG xD 2: IF I SEE ONE MORE WILL YOU PRESS THE BUTTON DILEMMA MENTIONING IMMORTALITY......

Rampager 8 years ago

I eat cheese doesn't say i ccan't eat anything

herobrian539 years ago

I choose me. Loophole created. BOOM

Amiro3 years ago

I dont fucking care about diarrhoear

Zyotix9 years ago

Create a relatively useful pill that is a strong drug that strengthens the core of the stomach lining and the intestines so that bowel movements are lessened and my stomach won't have issues. Continue research to create a wonder drug over thousands of bill...[Show full comment]