Will You Press The Button?

you would have perfect looks

but

you could never date anyone

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Mikolas1223last month

i guess nobody say anything about marrying soo

tastybacon59 years ago

but everyone could date you

Zekecraft9 years ago

Oh good loop hole, you couldn't ask them but they can ask you

Just_a_piece_of_garbage7 years ago

*aromantics everywhere laugh*

M3g4_Luc4r107 years ago

so.. don't go out on dates..... you can still have a relationship.... ¬_¬

The-yellow-brick_road7 years ago

But they could date you ",:)

sayitaintseargeant7 years ago

*more asexual laughter*

EATPANT7 years ago

SEX SLAVES

Isaac Ziggy Walls12 years ago

dont need to date to get them in bed;)

Mr_Man08162 years ago

What is that first reply

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2008097147 years ago

I love my self the way I am

vanessacherramina7 years ago

im already beautiful

MackenzyLuLu7 years ago

You could ask someone out and as pong as none of you say “it’s a date” or the word “date” at all you are fine

LeelandClark3 years ago

"our relationship was purely sexual"

SoConflictingToAnswer7 years ago

Just because you can’t date doesn’t mean you can’t get them to get on their knees

KittensAreCute1057 years ago

I couldn't date people, but people could date me.

Lalala4458 years ago

Well, I'm not going to date anyway;)

Jelsa8 years ago

Love me the way I am

Jaraskur8 years ago

Just say it is a "meeting betwèen friends" and no Date but we all know what that is

Burstbusterz8 years ago

I'm already cute as a button

braydenisswag9 years ago

i look fine (not)

Worm_Oc_Alice5 years ago

Don't worry, you look as amazing as others see you, and better. * Le insert epic smiley face here *

skeletraz9 years ago

Skip dating...

CoAuthorOfPhilosophy9 years ago

I don't care about how I look, it depends on my attitude to girls.

Worm_Oc_Alice5 years ago

Yes, that"s very respectable, if you have a good attitude anyway, and besides, the ones who only care about looks are b*tches anyway.

Bartosz Janczewski12 years ago

>implying this is any different from now

Calista10 years ago

Yeah, asexuals really have an advantage with some of these.

GrayItsuka11 years ago

*asexual laughter*

Livy-bear Wolfer12 years ago

The don't date meâ€¦. It goes straight to marriage!

Zaxio8 years ago

Marriage counts as dating in this case.

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Lewis Jeon12 years ago

Easy, Friends with benefits :D

Serwan On Acid12 years ago

well i dont date them .... they date me B)

Eliasson Koffe12 years ago

I've been in relationships without going on a date and I have had one night stands, I would be fine with those

Worm_Oc_Alice5 years ago

... Who said I wanted to date, I could use it to my advantage for acting, not that I'm unattractive, and I could also use it to get what I want, and dating is overrated, I see no downsides, tbh.

Doge_is_ur_mum10 years ago

hy life is already like this ( Í¡° ÍœÊ– Í¡°)

Raypeterson27288 years ago

Said nothing about marriage

Casual_Bongos8 years ago

Lala land is my tru home

Mochizuki Yukki9 years ago

So many of these just defeat themselves.

Munkeyy10 months ago

no downsides?

insnpngn9 years ago

*aromantic laughter*

MasterOrange7 years ago

Hmm

Ackkmann4 years ago

I already have perfect looks. Later nerds!

CyanCheesy200410 years ago

Fap to myself/or just sex and no relationships SIMPLE xD

kylie9 years ago

Just marry them and don't date them

DaBanditGamer8 years ago

NOPE!

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

cutting out the middleman. how handy

Nintendo64forever9 years ago

well they didnt say i couldent have sex with them or marry them?

Havyweponsguy9 years ago

inb4 "Too bad, Im already flawless :)"

zmh102938last year

Can they just date me?

Donderpants10 years ago

Vanity! Nah, I wouldn't care remotely!

buttmann649 years ago

im already pretty good looking

Worm_Oc_Alice5 years ago

Says the guy named Buttmann

Sspnk8 years ago

Hey I mean at least I wouldn't be ugly

russf29 years ago

What are you gonna do with a perfect looks. If you can't date anyone

Boobieslol4 years ago

I’m already like this lmao

Alxslayer10 years ago

Could I bang

oldnotweak9 years ago

skip the dating and go straight to the bedroom

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