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you would have perfect looks

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you could never date anyone

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Mikolas1223 2 years ago

i guess nobody say anything about marrying soo

tastybacon5 10 years ago

but everyone could date you

Zekecraft 10 years ago

Oh good loop hole, you couldn't ask them but they can ask you

M3g4_Luc4r10 9 years ago

so.. don't go out on dates..... you can still have a relationship.... ¬_¬

Just_a_piece_of_garbage 9 years ago

*aromantics everywhere laugh*

Isaac Ziggy Walls 13 years ago

dont need to date to get them in bed;)

Mr_Man0816 4 years ago

What is that first reply

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The-yellow-brick_road 9 years ago

But they could date you ",:)

sayitaintseargeant 9 years ago

*more asexual laughter*

EATPANT 9 years ago

SEX SLAVES

200809714 8 years ago

I love my self the way I am

vanessacherramina 8 years ago

im already beautiful

MackenzyLuLu 9 years ago

You could ask someone out and as pong as none of you say “it’s a date” or the word “date” at all you are fine

LeelandClark 5 years ago

"our relationship was purely sexual"

SoConflictingToAnswer 9 years ago

Just because you can’t date doesn’t mean you can’t get them to get on their knees

KittensAreCute105 9 years ago

I couldn't date people, but people could date me.

Lalala445 9 years ago

Well, I'm not going to date anyway;)

Jelsa 9 years ago

Love me the way I am

Jaraskur 9 years ago

Just say it is a "meeting betwèen friends" and no Date but we all know what that is

Burstbusterz 10 years ago

I'm already cute as a button

Bartosz Janczewski 13 years ago

>implying this is any different from now

braydenisswag 10 years ago

i look fine (not)

Worm_Oc_Alice 6 years ago

Don't worry, you look as amazing as others see you, and better. * Le insert epic smiley face here *

skeletraz 10 years ago

Skip dating...

CoAuthorOfPhilosophy 11 years ago

I don't care about how I look, it depends on my attitude to girls.

Worm_Oc_Alice 6 years ago

Yes, that"s very respectable, if you have a good attitude anyway, and besides, the ones who only care about looks are b*tches anyway.

Calista 12 years ago

Yeah, asexuals really have an advantage with some of these.

GrayItsuka 12 years ago

*asexual laughter*

Livy-bear Wolfer 13 years ago

The don't date meâ€¦. It goes straight to marriage!

Zaxio 9 years ago

Marriage counts as dating in this case.

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Lewis Jeon 13 years ago

Easy, Friends with benefits :D

Eliasson Koffe 13 years ago

I've been in relationships without going on a date and I have had one night stands, I would be fine with those

Serwan On Acid 13 years ago

well i dont date them .... they date me B)

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

cutting out the middleman. how handy

DaBanditGamer 10 years ago

NOPE!

Nintendo64forever 10 years ago

well they didnt say i couldent have sex with them or marry them?

meatloave 8 months ago

Having perfect looks means me having superpowers of my choosing

meatloave 7 months ago

nooooooooooo..... it means i have superpowers . Looking nice ,albeit PART of my powers , is incidental.

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Havyweponsguy 11 years ago

inb4 "Too bad, Im already flawless :)"

buttmann64 10 years ago

im already pretty good looking

Worm_Oc_Alice 6 years ago

Says the guy named Buttmann

zmh102938 3 years ago

Can they just date me?

Donderpants 11 years ago

Vanity! Nah, I wouldn't care remotely!

Boobieslol 6 years ago

I’m already like this lmao

Alxslayer 12 years ago

Could I bang

Sspnk 9 years ago

Hey I mean at least I wouldn't be ugly

russf2 11 years ago

What are you gonna do with a perfect looks. If you can't date anyone

RootinTootinPutin 10 years ago

It"s a Win- Win situation!

oldnotweak 11 years ago

skip the dating and go straight to the bedroom

Truth speaker 10 years ago

Aint gonna dat anyone any way

TheBaguetteGuy 2 years ago

THEN WHAT’S THE POINT????

Dancinoman 11 years ago

It would be useless otherway

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

Violetheart101 9 years ago

ACE AND ARO BOOOOOOYYYYY!!!!!!

bigfatminer 10 years ago

DATE. that doesn't mean you can't straight up marry them :P

thesnivelife 5 years ago

my pfp explains it

CreativeCarmen10 10 years ago

I'm not getting a date.... I just need a husband

sindbad20 11 years ago

I dont like dates I like kisses and good sex

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