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Dakaar 11 years ago

I hope they mean the trick, and not literally sawed in half

BoYan_help 2 years ago

Me to🫡

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dankmemes101 9 years ago

I get paid to sit in a box for a few minutes every night for people"s entertainment. Doesn't sound too bad. The magic trick isn't even real. The only thing I'm worried about is standing on a stage while people stare at me.

meatloave last year

Why? Is it because of the huge , gnarly wart on your nose? Don't worry about it , it's barely visible..........sort of. I mean , you CAN see it but it kind of looks like a rat sitting on your face..... That's not so bad. So take the mil and quit bitching about it Ratboy!

RuntyOwl8 9 years ago

365,000,000 every year?!?!?! Fuck yea

Parzival003 8 years ago

I thought it said I would turn into a swan wtf

LolbitTheFunnyFox 5 years ago

hey! I"ve been here before!

Trevor Valance 13 years ago

so, basically a job that pays you $1,000,000? wtf you people stupid?

Hyltran 4 years ago

You would die the first night but your relatives would get one million dollars.

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KodakKarnage 8 years ago

$1,000,000 plus magic show revenue equals tons of bills

TheLonelyCheese 11 years ago

One Million Dollars Everyday hmm tempting... HELL YES!

Dakblake 9 years ago

Pay that dude to fake it

bigsweatyguy 4 years ago

omg bart simposms

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Trapzz 11 years ago

what if the magician fails like the one I watched on youtube?

nancy 11 years ago

He can't failðŸ˜’ it's a magic trick, have u ever watched the biggest secret of magic reviled?

Tailsthefox125 8 years ago

I am not just tails,I am myself IRL that is immortal so u can cut me in half whenever you want

LonleyFerret 8 years ago

WHATS THE DOWNSIDE

BoazvanCaem 8 years ago

So I"d lose half of my body, then half of that half, and so on? That"s horrible!

EnderHIM 9 years ago

That will cause economic disaster.

WBGrock 10 years ago

what they didn't tell you was the magic trick was putting you back together afterward.... The sawing is real

Taylor Thomas 13 years ago

As long as he is a good magician...

Jaggedbacon 10 years ago

It doesn't say that he pretends to cut you in half. He will ACTUALLY cut you in half

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srybae 8 years ago

I can pay him to stop being a magician

Uncookedham87 10 years ago

Its not like he/she cuts you at all, its two people

AngieSpangy 11 years ago

might as well since it is just MAGIC!!! :D

Anime Anime 11 years ago

MMMMMMMAAAAAAGGGGGIIIIIIICCCCCC!!!!!!

Celia Ace 10 years ago

I'll buy anesthesia before every show.

kobra945 11 years ago

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hotdoguman 11 years ago

NO SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

Aztand 3 years ago

也许我们可以用网络直播，这样就不用浪费太多时间去参加表演、反正只是一个魔术

Destructible Watermelon 11 years ago

It never says it is a trick. They actually saw you in half

PenguinsxRxkewl 9 years ago

Welp, i hope the audience likes seeing a sweaty overweight twelve year old hiding in half a box.

Kihlala31 11 years ago

I said no cause wealth wpuld get to me and i wouldnt want to changeðŸ˜‡

cinnamon_farmer_o3o 11 years ago

SIGN ME UP

camwinn 5 years ago

of course. an easy job with huge pay.

Francesco Tessarin 13 years ago

pay the magician to not sawn you :D

TrollArmyARCTIC 11 years ago

I'll bust out one of those robots that has your face on the screen and allows you to interact with people... Almost normally. It is technically me.

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

As long as he puts me back together again then I'll go for it.

JoshBurford 9 years ago

This works for me

poseidon.rjk 11 years ago

come on Penn and Teller

simontodd 11 years ago

well do you want to get sawed in half each night and make $365 million a year, or work at Mcdonald's 12 hours a day and make $31,755 a year

NightFury_616 11 years ago

you guys know its just a trick, right?

Unstable-Sprite 5 years ago

Doesn’t that trick require two people??

Fireball 12 years ago

Over 8000 people are stupid

Matwaty 9 years ago

I'm British so no thank u

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

Currency exchange, have you ever heard of that?

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Chemdog2006 8 years ago

Would you die or not....that’s what I want to know

Kr&oslash;lle 10 years ago

They don't actually saw you in half at magician shows.... ?

Pop-TARDIS 11 years ago

That's OK because it's fake anyway

TemmieArmor 10 years ago

you're not actually sawed in half, you curl up in a ball

HiBob24 11 years ago

It didn't say that it would just be a trick, which makes those 21016 people scare me...

PrinceEKC 3 years ago

I mean the trick is just a trick

why do you care 11 years ago

No,they're not allowed to (to the person under me)

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

Theres more magic in me getting a million dollars a day than being sawn in half

CyanSpirit 11 years ago

It's a magic trick, so I won't ACTUALLY get sawn in half :T

Ravinius1 12 years ago

Hold on, there's a typo. It should say you GET to be sawn in half each night.

JazzimoX 9 years ago

So a magician bribes me for 1 mill a night? Awesome!!

Lyreen 11 years ago

I think many people oversaw the "every night", you don't even get to sleep while he does it

Woof_Jr 5 years ago

I see this as an absolute win!

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