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Dakaar 11 years ago

I hope they mean the trick, and not literally sawed in half

BoYan_help 2 years ago

Me to🫡

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dankmemes101 9 years ago

I get paid to sit in a box for a few minutes every night for people"s entertainment. Doesn't sound too bad. The magic trick isn't even real. The only thing I'm worried about is standing on a stage while people stare at me.

meatloave last year

Why? Is it because of the huge , gnarly wart on your nose? Don't worry about it , it's barely visible..........sort of. I mean , you CAN see it but it kind of looks like a rat sitting on your face..... That's not so bad. So take the mil and quit bitching about it Ratboy!

RuntyOwl8 9 years ago

365,000,000 every year?!?!?! Fuck yea

Parzival003 8 years ago

I thought it said I would turn into a swan wtf

LolbitTheFunnyFox 5 years ago

hey! I"ve been here before!

Trevor Valance 13 years ago

so, basically a job that pays you $1,000,000? wtf you people stupid?

Hyltran 4 years ago

You would die the first night but your relatives would get one million dollars.

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KodakKarnage 8 years ago

$1,000,000 plus magic show revenue equals tons of bills

TheLonelyCheese 11 years ago

One Million Dollars Everyday hmm tempting... HELL YES!

Dakblake 9 years ago

Pay that dude to fake it

bigsweatyguy 4 years ago

omg bart simposms

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Trapzz 11 years ago

what if the magician fails like the one I watched on youtube?

nancy 11 years ago

He can't failðŸ˜’ it's a magic trick, have u ever watched the biggest secret of magic reviled?

Tailsthefox125 8 years ago

I am not just tails,I am myself IRL that is immortal so u can cut me in half whenever you want

LonleyFerret 8 years ago

WHATS THE DOWNSIDE

BoazvanCaem 8 years ago

So I"d lose half of my body, then half of that half, and so on? That"s horrible!

EnderHIM 9 years ago

That will cause economic disaster.

WBGrock 10 years ago

what they didn't tell you was the magic trick was putting you back together afterward.... The sawing is real

Taylor Thomas 13 years ago

As long as he is a good magician...

Jaggedbacon 10 years ago

It doesn't say that he pretends to cut you in half. He will ACTUALLY cut you in half

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jkai1 11 years ago

who cares just be asleep

BoingyBoingerton last year

How long are those shows anyways? Like, an hour or two? That's fine, I'd do that for a million dollars every single day.

El Tacodor 11 years ago

LOOPHOLE: Pay the magician a million dollars and he'll leave you alone

NotSMASHINGenoguh 9 years ago

This... Is.. A DREAM COME TRUE!!! U CAN OWN ALOT OF TVs AND BE THE COOL KID AT SKOOL!

Mariofan1115 5 years ago

In a dream Or

Tavish 12 years ago

*slams button*

Ttttttrfgh 9 years ago

The magician is a professional

Thermophile 11 years ago

Like, for real? I mean, if it is, that makes a lot of difference.

Uncookedham87 10 years ago

Its not like he/she cuts you at all, its two people

AngieSpangy 11 years ago

might as well since it is just MAGIC!!! :D

Anime Anime 11 years ago

MMMMMMMAAAAAAGGGGGIIIIIIICCCCCC!!!!!!

srybae 8 years ago

I can pay him to stop being a magician

kobra945 11 years ago

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