Will You Press The Button?

graewes9 years ago

"Heres the cure for cancer." "No, I don't believe you." "But Hes cured..." "NO" "But.." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

bungus23 months ago

this is what arguing on the internet is like, supposedly

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Ex-E3 years ago

Not like anyone believes me now

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

If you have all the knowledge in the universe then you would find out how to make everyone believe you... LOOPHOLE ACCOMPLISHED! !!

yurio8 years ago

They said the earth was flat But no

Aguydude8 years ago

That"s bullshit, the Earth is flat.

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Gerpar8 years ago

Make the world"s strongest gaming computer.

im_a_runner8 years ago

They wont always believe what you say, but they will always believe what you do

Datwolfgal9 years ago

Well covince em'

Warlord20809 years ago

Mathematics and scientific research in controlled testing will break this dilemma

Jamenneel9 years ago

Let's do some math: if all of the knowledge in the entire universe= God (partially) and God (partially) =outside of the entire universe then obtaining all of the knowledge in the universe= God (p) - God (p) = 0. Therefore, you know nothing.

AntiBronyMasterrace7 years ago

Teacher:What"s 2 plus 2? Me:4? Teacher:Wrong! Todd:4? Teacher:Correct!

Lollygal2338 years ago

Say the opposite durr

Marco Domokos12 years ago

They don't need to believe if I prove it :P

gavinbrichardson7 years ago

They still won't believe you.

echo Phoenix9 years ago

But should I know how to make them believe me?

CMHammond9 years ago

You'll know that you cannot.

Lalo Sayavedra12 years ago

I don't need people to believe me, i'd get ALL of my problems solved by knowing everything.

Urmum.exe9 years ago

You say that but imagine knowing an even deeper knowledge of how terrible some things in the world are. Not only that but even when you know these great things you cant share them without being turned down. You would eventually begin doubting yourself. You would most likely be driven insane.

Savannah Thorson12 years ago

Wait, remember what happened to Donna....

LOOOL9 years ago

do u know aphmau AKA jess

Katie Cassie12 years ago

So, they'll just listen to me to the same extent they do now?

plazma72508 years ago

write books

Gamebaby 4549 years ago

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Joy_Fishman_Jr6 years ago

So I'll become Dr.Who...?

jmchenry1239 years ago

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nelson2tm9 years ago

Then write it down!

Herogh0st7 years ago

"This is how to obtain an unlimited source of power""I don't belive you!""Okay then it isn't an unlimited powersource!""Damn i think that guy has found an unlimited powersource!" Problem solved youst say the opposit

BeReasonable10 years ago

That's just the same thing as being completely insane. As far as you know, you'd only believe you know everything.

CursedPugs8 years ago

I don't have to share my knowledge with them.

WorkTeam7 years ago

If i know all the knowledge and I perform a project, do they still belive me?

SpecialK32910 years ago

Knowing everything would be boring...

madisonellis9 years ago

you could prove them wrong with your super intelligence

Zesty_Taco10 months ago

It'd be so frustrating

Zesty_Taco10 months ago

Oh after death? Well... 'Oh shut it your just making it up!'

THE SMARTEST PERSON ON EARTH9 years ago

Here is the cure for cancer No He's cured tho Noooo But NOOOOOOO!!!

DeadWolf9 years ago

? mean Galileo

Thisisfun4 years ago

If you know EVERYTHING, then what"s the point of even living? Eh, just not feelin it

CriStyLe 9 years ago

Lambhorgini

The only way 8 years ago

But what if I tell them that everything I say will always be wrong?

saladxomq7 years ago

Kid in my school: You'll get a F! Me:Oh really? Kid in my school:Uh yeah! I know you will! *Gets an A* kid in my school:what grade did you get? Me:An A+ kid:WHAT?!? I GOT A F Me:too bad.

nulily9 years ago

Reverse psychology. "I don't have all the knowledge in the universe." "That's insane, of course you do!" "There is no life out there." "Uhh, yeah there has to be!" "You do not build a light speed shuttle like I have here on these plans." "You must be an idiot to think this wont work!"

Gamebaby 4549 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Jine95272 months ago

“朝闻道夕死可矣” “If I can learn the greatest knowledge in the morning, I will be happy to die in the evening””

222killer2229 years ago

if nobody believes you then i will not press it

BethanyWallis7 years ago

no one believes me anyway

lol42010 years ago

all you guys here are fucking losers, why? honestly am i the only one here with a social life lol.

brianTwill9 years ago

U will be like a scientist then

batuhandere8 years ago

Know everything Dont need to tell Solve every problem in your god damn life time And also know how to live forever cure everything basically you become god like

PtdShiny10 years ago

no one believes me anyway so yeah SLAM THE BUTTON

virchau9 years ago

"All the sexy and hot women in the world do not want to have sex with me!"

Kevin Amirault12 years ago

it doesnt matter.. humans are already stupid dumbshits that dont believe the truth in anything... i would much rather be the non-ignorant one in this sea of ignorance

HannahOran219 years ago

No one believes me anyways. I will just know all the answers to my math homework and life would be great.

FaalVahlok5 years ago

You made someone else said it, you don't said it"s yours, you make it only for yourself

MudTail3609 years ago

Write a blog then \\\\?/

Normal Joe9 years ago

"1 + 1 = 2" "I don't believe you"

xlittle10 years ago

contradictory... if i say 1+1=2, learned people must know its true

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