Will You Press The Button?

graewes 11 years ago

"Heres the cure for cancer." "No, I don't believe you." "But Hes cured..." "NO" "But.." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

bungus2 2 years ago

this is what arguing on the internet is like, supposedly

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AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

If you have all the knowledge in the universe then you would find out how to make everyone believe you... LOOPHOLE ACCOMPLISHED! !!

Ex-E 5 years ago

Not like anyone believes me now

yurio 9 years ago

They said the earth was flat But no

FormalEnderman10 last year

THE EARTH IS NOT FLAT

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Gerpar 9 years ago

Make the world"s strongest gaming computer.

im_a_runner 10 years ago

They wont always believe what you say, but they will always believe what you do

Datwolfgal 10 years ago

Well covince em'

NotEmkay 7 months ago

this is just "would you become Cassandra from the Trojan war?"

Warlord2080 10 years ago

Mathematics and scientific research in controlled testing will break this dilemma

Jamenneel 10 years ago

Let's do some math: if all of the knowledge in the entire universe= God (partially) and God (partially) =outside of the entire universe then obtaining all of the knowledge in the universe= God (p) - God (p) = 0. Therefore, you know nothing.

Marco Domokos 13 years ago

They don't need to believe if I prove it :P

gavinbrichardson 8 years ago

They still won't believe you.

Lollygal233 9 years ago

Say the opposite durr

echo Phoenix 11 years ago

But should I know how to make them believe me?

CMHammond 11 years ago

You'll know that you cannot.

Lalo Sayavedra 13 years ago

I don't need people to believe me, i'd get ALL of my problems solved by knowing everything.

Urmum.exe 11 years ago

You say that but imagine knowing an even deeper knowledge of how terrible some things in the world are. Not only that but even when you know these great things you cant share them without being turned down. You would eventually begin doubting yourself. You would most likely be driven insane.

Savannah Thorson 13 years ago

Wait, remember what happened to Donna....

LOOOL 11 years ago

do u know aphmau AKA jess

Katie Cassie 13 years ago

So, they'll just listen to me to the same extent they do now?

Haki7hikari 10 years ago

They don't need to believe me. I'll probably never even tell anyone I have all the knowledge. I would just give people some hints to further their research or I would invent certain things myself or just do some exams and get certificates and diplomas for... [Show full comment]

Gamebaby 454 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

I_Am_Kailyn 7 years ago

Um...I won't care. Cure someone"s cancer? Done. don't care if no one believes me. I cured their cancer for God"s sake!! I don't need your praise.

Genuine 11 years ago

They don't have to believe me.

Honk Honk 11 years ago

I don't care about people, who cares what they say?

Amazing123 9 years ago

Smart is enough

TheSilverWolve 11 years ago

Just write it down.

YouDontKnowMe 10 years ago

Then Nobody won't know

Chubbie 9 years ago

Me: 2+2=4 People: NO Me: Yes it is. People: *face palms*

Bob the button presser 11 years ago

Then I'll disprove it.

rc savage 10 years ago

No that's dumb

Placeholder1217 2 years ago

Say the exact opposite of what's true. Then, people will believe you.

Jens-Henning Hansen 13 years ago

Hi my name is Jens - yeah right

AmeliaRivera 11 years ago

Soooo......I'm professor Trelawney?

Alastor 6 years ago

Tell people lies

Creeperface130 11 years ago

It's better than nothing.

ColBeast 9 years ago

Then just simply prove it to them...

Beatriz1200 11 years ago

Oi

CassandraWilde 8 years ago

Lie to people

Sahara 11 years ago

So, it'd be surrounded by ignorant idiots? It's already like that.

Ivandy03 10 years ago

Instead of saying something you can write a book about that

Loopholes_galore 9 years ago

So I can say to my sister that I'll become Internet famous, she won't believe me, and I'll become rich and famous? No downside, just a limitation

oldnotweak 11 years ago

my life

Canihazacheezberger 10 years ago

Arc0v0 2 years ago

everyone has to believe what I've done

jjdale 11 years ago

The scientists will most likely test your knowledge and prove it correct

Firecrafter115 10 years ago

A cure to disbelieving

randomdude54 4 years ago

what if i say the opposite

space bob dude 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

sonicchar 12 years ago

knowledge is it's own reward, as well as power. let the ingrates who do not believe try to find it themselves, and one can do quite a bit knowing a persons darkest fears...

Drwaffle23 7 years ago

Reverse psychology

Sparklekittey101 11 years ago

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RachelE08 10 years ago

Me- 7 x 8 = 56 Niamh- No it isn't. Me- What is it then? Niamh- 56. Me- THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID, NIAMH!!! Niamh- No, you said 54. Me- Why did I press the button?

Gamebaby 454 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

SonGoku3 10 years ago

Just say the opposite

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