You can mind control people.
but
you have to do the naked hokey pokey in a public place for five minutes for every thirty minutes of mind control you get.
I will not

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
Thats so... wtf

Dat1Buttonpresser last year
you put your twisted in, you take your evil out, and put your dark in and you shake it all about. you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about.

dankmemes101 9 years ago
A public bathroom counts as a public place. Just do it real quick in the stall so no one sees you

Allanadcat 9 years ago
Do it in a strip club people will be to drunk to care

NotTheProtagonist 3 years ago
Alternatively, do it in a strip club. You’ll probably look a bit weird doing it, but you might get a few bucks.
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Steven Henry Seuferer 13 years ago
Just control all the people in said public place to dance along.

Croissant 3 years ago
Or u can just erase there memory right
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Adrianne_DeForest 9 years ago
Yeah, or mind control people to look away. Also, there are less than 30 minutes worth of mind-controlling I want to do in my life so I'm safe.

crxzy.jxy 10 years ago
easy! i'll just mind control donald trump to drop out of the presidental elections and never use it again!

Z0m41e 8 years ago
And is this supposed to be hillarious?
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ButtonPresser95 9 years ago
Do it while at an orgy. People will probably collapse or think you"re drunk too, or they'll just join awkwardly. What is life?

malia999 10 years ago
Does it count if i dance in a public bathroom. I mean it is public.

RavenChan 9 years ago
I wonder if my backyard counts. I only have one neighbor and they can't see the back yard, so...

-------- 8 years ago
Just stop at 29 minutes

Z0m41e 8 years ago
Can't

Trevor Watson 13 years ago
Do it in a public place, in the middle if the night when no one is around

abcx 10 years ago
I think you're mind ccontrolling me, that's exactly what I wanted to write.

Gabin 9 years ago
There is a lot of public place you can go where you can't be seen. Public beach shower, public restroom, most out houses are public, also it doesn't say how much of the dance you have to do or for how long. Another thing naked? there can be bare ass naked ... [Show full comment]

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago
Just do it at midnight. It'll be cold, but very few (if any) people will be there

hosee1984 10 years ago
just do it when the public place is on closing hours

TheDaliLlama 10 years ago
So its basically Friday?

Chris82402 11 years ago
or how about 29 minutes, and 59 seconds, then never do it again?

Sudokori 12 years ago
"A public place" doesn't say there has to be people there. I can go to a public park in the middle of the night and do the hokey pokey in a hidden part of it for an hour for six hours of mind control powers.

Sam Ellis 13 years ago
No downside - you don't HAVE to mind control people, but it's there if you ever need it. How many can I mind control at once? I can just control them and make them forget it.

soul_seeker 6 years ago
That’s like all of these questions you don’t have too. So what’s the real harm?
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The Composer 11 years ago
Well I will just control them for 20 minutes

velvetunion 10 years ago
single cubicle public restroom easy fix.

UltralegoGamer 11 years ago
Make them forget it. The 56% who didn't press it are idiots.

Immunetomostdownsides 5 years ago
My villain origin story;

Mikaa Jones 13 years ago
so u can have everyone dance with u, or jus control people for 29 minutes.

fakes 11 years ago
You can dzoust make them look away lol

ApocalypseGamer 8 years ago
Do it in a public bathroom stall

MemeBreathingCunt 10 years ago
Where's the fucking downside?

MegaDoge 9 years ago
NOOOOOOOO!

Treven PowellYT 10 years ago
Fell out of my chair laughing my eyes out

Nobody2112 11 years ago
Public place isn't secific enough, so really, a public restroom is fine

Unicorn111 11 years ago
No shame

_stuff_ 2 years ago
no downsides. there's just a bonus option now in your life

Astro 12 years ago
Do it while they are mimd controled so no one would remember

Jullenbucken 9 years ago
Not happy for you making me google naked hokey pokey...

54 5 years ago
Stop at 29 minutes

Sexycomments24 10 years ago
SANS!!!!

Ronnoc527 11 years ago
Mind control everyone to close eyes for 5 minutes when its time.

imdead 11 years ago
does public toilet counts?

tomato_potato 9 years ago
*controls mind for 29 minutes and 59 seconds*

MarineCowie 10 years ago
Dude, yeah. I'd get arrested, i could convince the guards to let me out, but still.. reputation...

RuthiePuth 10 years ago
Hang on What"s the change????

SwordsmanKirito 11 years ago
Welp, nudist beach, here I come! *15 years of mind control power and a ripped body later*

spaghettios 5 years ago
mind control them to not look

the sophinator 3000 12 years ago
worth it tbh

Ghopher1 11 years ago
Control 29 minutes stop 1 then start again

Bakugous_slut 7 years ago
Bruh just go to a nude beach simple as that

Min Yeon-ah 10 years ago
I'll make them dance along

Artart 9 years ago
Do hokey pokey, let everyone forget it lool

RarePEPEandtheEDGYMEME 10 years ago
How is this different from now?

TheLastDodo64 11 years ago
I'll mind control them to forget it!

Eoverlordmaster 11 years ago
It doesn't specify when, so wait till I'm like 87, get on the news and dance in puke with big wrinkly BAGEL

Asraaw 11 years ago
Mind control for 29min and 59sec and discard mind control
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