You can mind control people.
but
you have to do the naked hokey pokey in a public place for five minutes for every thirty minutes of mind control you get.
I will not


Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark7 months ago
Thats so... wtf

dankmemes1017 years ago
A public bathroom counts as a public place. Just do it real quick in the stall so no one sees you

Allanadcat8 years ago
Do it in a strip club people will be to drunk to care

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
Alternatively, do it in a strip club. You’ll probably look a bit weird doing it, but you might get a few bucks.
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Adrianne_DeForest8 years ago
Yeah, or mind control people to look away. Also, there are less than 30 minutes worth of mind-controlling I want to do in my life so I'm safe.

Steven Henry Seuferer12 years ago
Just control all the people in said public place to dance along.

Croissant2 years ago
Or u can just erase there memory right
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crxzy.jxy9 years ago
easy! i'll just mind control donald trump to drop out of the presidental elections and never use it again!

Z0m41e7 years ago
And is this supposed to be hillarious?
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--------7 years ago
Just stop at 29 minutes

Z0m41e7 years ago
Can't

ButtonPresser957 years ago
Do it while at an orgy. People will probably collapse or think you"re drunk too, or they'll just join awkwardly. What is life?

malia9999 years ago
Does it count if i dance in a public bathroom. I mean it is public.

RavenChan8 years ago
I wonder if my backyard counts. I only have one neighbor and they can't see the back yard, so...

Gabin8 years ago
There is a lot of public place you can go where you can't be seen. Public beach shower, public restroom, most out houses are public, also it doesn't say how much of the dance you have to do or for how long. Another thing naked? there can be bare ass naked ...[Show full comment]

TimmyTheHobo8 years ago
Just do it at midnight. It'll be cold, but very few (if any) people will be there

hosee19848 years ago
just do it when the public place is on closing hours

TheDaliLlama8 years ago
So its basically Friday?

Trevor Watson12 years ago
Do it in a public place, in the middle if the night when no one is around

abcx9 years ago
I think you're mind ccontrolling me, that's exactly what I wanted to write.

Chris8240210 years ago
or how about 29 minutes, and 59 seconds, then never do it again?

Sudokori 10 years ago
"A public place" doesn't say there has to be people there. I can go to a public park in the middle of the night and do the hokey pokey in a hidden part of it for an hour for six hours of mind control powers.

Sam Ellis12 years ago
No downside - you don't HAVE to mind control people, but it's there if you ever need it. How many can I mind control at once? I can just control them and make them forget it.

soul_seeker5 years ago
That’s like all of these questions you don’t have too. So what’s the real harm?
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Artart7 years ago
Do hokey pokey, let everyone forget it lool

RarePEPEandtheEDGYMEME9 years ago
How is this different from now?

TheLastDodo649 years ago
I'll mind control them to forget it!

Eoverlordmaster 9 years ago
It doesn't specify when, so wait till I'm like 87, get on the news and dance in puke with big wrinkly BAGEL

Icepicker504 years ago
You"d wanna freaking die if you were naked.

Asraaw9 years ago
Mind control for 29min and 59sec and discard mind control

BigBirdTitsBecauseWhyNot9 years ago
why would my do this shit?

Mr.EpicDog10089 years ago
I don't want to control people.

Captain_Deadpool7 years ago
Im torn I could mind control my crush but that down side man I don't think I'm ready for that oh wait mind control the president FFFFUUUUCCCCKKKK!!!!! FINE ILL DO IT!!!

Aschtad14097 years ago
Fuck that I'm not pressing that shit

janetteamalia9 years ago
I will just wear a bag over my head?

PenguinPresserZana9 years ago
do it in night at ur house with a public sign allowing people in for the bit

RB_playz_4202 years ago
Just control peoples minds and make them forget about your thing

Ichthyosaur11 years ago
WORTH IT

hihihihi1234567899 years ago
Control the people thats watching to look away

TheOOOF5 years ago
Ah, control everyone to ferget about that

mr.whatface9 years ago
17) public bathroom is public 18) control them to make them forget it or not care 19) define "naked" like nude or just not having enough of something 20) do it at night 21) do it behind something in such a way as that its still technically public 22) go to another town or something

Kitaro7 years ago
Just to cold

unicornlover5149 years ago
JUST SAVE SOME OF YOUR PREVIOUS MIND CONTROLL TO MAKE THE PEOPLE LOOK AWAY!

TheTrueBlueSonicFan9 years ago
There was a tiny spider annoying. Wish I could mind control it

BadIdea's9 years ago
Just for emergencies like having left wingers jump off buildings or escaping prison.

emmmm7 months ago
No one requires you to control others after you gain this ability.

MyPrecious10 years ago
Public isn't crowded

Icepicker504 years ago
Not a lot of people AREN'T embarassed by it.

BenderBendingRodriguez8 years ago
what"s the downside?

Nickyiolo19 years ago
I dont see a downside

HelloIamAce9 years ago
It doesn't say someone needs to be there, only that it has to be a public place. Just go there while it's empty. Or mid control everyone around you to look away.

Blank0009 years ago
Public toilets are a public place as long as you don't lock the door...

kiss me 9 years ago
Yeah lets go do it in public pool and mind control them to skinny dip while u hokey pokey and turn yourself around

Chrono9 years ago
It don't said that it will accumulate so I can control 1 for 20 minutes and then control another person for more 20 minutes

TwoToneRebel7 years ago
What if I want to do the naked hokey pokey for longer than five minutes?

Naggerlast year
Do it in night

JTF10 years ago
just go to museum at dark and do the hokey pokey, then no one will see you loophole achieved
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