Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago

Thats so... wtf

Dat1Buttonpresser last year

you put your twisted in, you take your evil out, and put your dark in and you shake it all about. you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about.

dankmemes101 9 years ago

A public bathroom counts as a public place. Just do it real quick in the stall so no one sees you

Allanadcat 9 years ago

Do it in a strip club people will be to drunk to care

NotTheProtagonist 3 years ago

Alternatively, do it in a strip club. You’ll probably look a bit weird doing it, but you might get a few bucks.

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Steven Henry Seuferer 13 years ago

Just control all the people in said public place to dance along.

Croissant 3 years ago

Or u can just erase there memory right

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Adrianne_DeForest 9 years ago

Yeah, or mind control people to look away. Also, there are less than 30 minutes worth of mind-controlling I want to do in my life so I'm safe.

crxzy.jxy 10 years ago

easy! i'll just mind control donald trump to drop out of the presidental elections and never use it again!

Z0m41e 8 years ago

And is this supposed to be hillarious?

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ButtonPresser95 9 years ago

Do it while at an orgy. People will probably collapse or think you"re drunk too, or they'll just join awkwardly. What is life?

malia999 10 years ago

Does it count if i dance in a public bathroom. I mean it is public.

RavenChan 9 years ago

I wonder if my backyard counts. I only have one neighbor and they can't see the back yard, so...

-------- 8 years ago

Just stop at 29 minutes

Z0m41e 8 years ago

Can't

Trevor Watson 13 years ago

Do it in a public place, in the middle if the night when no one is around

abcx 10 years ago

I think you're mind ccontrolling me, that's exactly what I wanted to write.

Gabin 9 years ago

There is a lot of public place you can go where you can't be seen. Public beach shower, public restroom, most out houses are public, also it doesn't say how much of the dance you have to do or for how long. Another thing naked? there can be bare ass naked ... [Show full comment]

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago

Just do it at midnight. It'll be cold, but very few (if any) people will be there

hosee1984 10 years ago

just do it when the public place is on closing hours

TheDaliLlama 10 years ago

So its basically Friday?

Chris82402 11 years ago

or how about 29 minutes, and 59 seconds, then never do it again?

Sudokori 12 years ago

"A public place" doesn't say there has to be people there. I can go to a public park in the middle of the night and do the hokey pokey in a hidden part of it for an hour for six hours of mind control powers.

Sam Ellis 13 years ago

No downside - you don't HAVE to mind control people, but it's there if you ever need it. How many can I mind control at once? I can just control them and make them forget it.

soul_seeker 6 years ago

That’s like all of these questions you don’t have too. So what’s the real harm?

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_stuff_ 2 years ago

no downsides. there's just a bonus option now in your life

Astro 12 years ago

Do it while they are mimd controled so no one would remember

Jullenbucken 9 years ago

Not happy for you making me google naked hokey pokey...

Unicorn111 11 years ago

No shame

Sexycomments24 10 years ago

SANS!!!!

Ronnoc527 11 years ago

Mind control everyone to close eyes for 5 minutes when its time.

54 5 years ago

Stop at 29 minutes

imdead 11 years ago

does public toilet counts?

tomato_potato 9 years ago

*controls mind for 29 minutes and 59 seconds*

MarineCowie 10 years ago

Dude, yeah. I'd get arrested, i could convince the guards to let me out, but still.. reputation...

SwordsmanKirito 11 years ago

Welp, nudist beach, here I come! *15 years of mind control power and a ripped body later*

spaghettios 5 years ago

mind control them to not look

the sophinator 3000 12 years ago

worth it tbh

RuthiePuth 10 years ago

Hang on What"s the change????

Bakugous_slut 7 years ago

Bruh just go to a nude beach simple as that

Min Yeon-ah 10 years ago

I'll make them dance along

Ghopher1 11 years ago

Control 29 minutes stop 1 then start again

RarePEPEandtheEDGYMEME 10 years ago

How is this different from now?

TheLastDodo64 11 years ago

I'll mind control them to forget it!

Artart 9 years ago

Do hokey pokey, let everyone forget it lool

Eoverlordmaster 11 years ago

It doesn't specify when, so wait till I'm like 87, get on the news and dance in puke with big wrinkly BAGEL

Icepicker50 5 years ago

You"d wanna freaking die if you were naked.

Asraaw 11 years ago

Mind control for 29min and 59sec and discard mind control

BigBirdTitsBecauseWhyNot 10 years ago

why would my do this shit?

Mr.EpicDog1008 11 years ago

I don't want to control people.

Captain_Deadpool 9 years ago

Im torn I could mind control my crush but that down side man I don't think I'm ready for that oh wait mind control the president FFFFUUUUCCCCKKKK!!!!! FINE ILL DO IT!!!