Will You Press The Button?

flumbuslast year

"The needs of the many outweigh [the needs of the few]. Or the one." -Mr. Spock,

candy_vess4 years ago

ill risk dying people

the-idiot7 years ago

i would just cure it when im really old and have nothing to live for. duh

Angel Eyler12 years ago

my inner and outer selfishness says "fuck the people"

button3 years ago

Omg

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anonymous18 years ago

I'll let some one else cure them :p

Seminolan8 years ago

Ill wait till I'm like 100 years old and only expected to live for another week!

saucysaul9 years ago

Think about it. cancer kills a lot of people. So if those people live and their kids live and their kids live.. Bottom line, would you rather risk dying of cancer or die because theres not enough food and theres not enough oxygen and there is overpopulatio...[Show full comment]

LoopholeMan8 years ago

Nhxhuf

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Alexandra Love12 years ago

lol, i'll cure everyone but one person. and then i'll be fine

baconbatman7 years ago

it will spread again tho

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Toothbanger7 years ago

Same for angle eyler

RyanSalazar8 years ago

Well, from a wish from another will you press the button, I get resurrected anyway so I'm good.

Jsp8 years ago

When I see so much cancers in LoL and Yasuo mains,I will die worst possible way but pls,dont main Yasuo.

RyanSalazar8 years ago

Sorry, I main Yasuo.

gem3stone129 years ago

One person will get it after I cure someone so I good. Plus Cancer is a natural thing and will always come back in a different person

Nicholas Lange12 years ago

I can wait to press the button, and on my death bed I'll have done the earth a major favor

ERROR 408 USERNAME NOT FOUND9 years ago

you could have also killed the world, think about it, tons of people die from those diseases BUT if you cure it, overpopulation will take effect and effectively kill billions more from starvation and so much bacteria

Micah Schoonover12 years ago

Always could have an animal press the button and then pretend I did :)

BlazoBoom8 years ago

Wild, do you think he is more important than a flopping trout? *throws trout at button* The world has been cured! I have saved the world!

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Shi Musume12 years ago

Psh... I can wait 40 years to click the button. Till then people can get the illness. Die in my 60s, before I get too weak, and become a hero.

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago

Wait 46 years.

Alonzo Randolph12 years ago

Then cure everyone except one.

Kurt Gifkins12 years ago

the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few 34% of these people are being selfish

dankmemes1018 years ago

I'm not being selfish, I'm being smart. If one person already presses it, I wouldn't need to!

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Xander Fulton12 years ago

For the greater good

Tomo Vrgoc12 years ago

i would be a fucking legend

ERROR 408 USERNAME NOT FOUND9 years ago

"a fucing legend" for causing the world to have too many people and overpopulate the earth then effectively kill billions of people because those to diseases are gone

Mojo127 years ago

Me: How painful? Also Me: I wish for death so hell yeah!

LogicWizard3149 years ago

Enough with the god damn copypastas, you noobs!

Memeber8 years ago

Give trump and the vice president it somehow, and dont cure them.

roblox122349 years ago

wow people pressed the button you want to die of a fucking painful death wow what idiots

ERROR 408 USERNAME NOT FOUND9 years ago

they were trying to be selfless and did not care if they died, a lot of people have relatives or friends who died from cancer or who have cancer, and do not want anyone else to have to go through what they did. (although, if you cured those, the world would be overpopulated)

Scrub lord2110 years ago

Selfish if you don't press it. *Presses button then everyone is cured then slowly you are dying* *Later, Make a Epic statue of me* *DEAD* *Hunger Games music plays*

Cake16119 years ago

Fuck dat bitch OMG when I cure WTF

that one guy who says first every time9 years ago

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wispa228 years ago

I will save the people (plus the pets, (obvs!)

Buttongopressorgonopress3 years ago

Wait, does this apply to people in the past? if not, my answer changed. LONG LIVE THE BLOOD GOD!

Spaceranger20069 years ago

Ever herd of these people that helped Martin Luther King Jr Bill Gates

Slimeboy8 years ago

Cure them on my deathbed

picklehead19410 years ago

no thanks

TehLilWolfie9 years ago

I'm selfish, so what's the point of dying so horribly just to cure a world you won't get to live in?

SpikedJackson9 years ago

The 33% of people who didn't press the button are mean ðŸ˜

OguzhanYigit8 years ago

It says after you cure EVERYBODY, so.

Kookeekwisp Dustin Pollack12 years ago

"A slowly and painful death..."

Sofia Sweets9 years ago

My mom had Cancer, i dont care if i die

ERROR 408 USERNAME NOT FOUND9 years ago

i am so so so sorry for your loss i cannot even imagine what it would be like if someone i knew got cancer and died

Ryanmroxz7 years ago

Or I can press button then wait till it works and b like oh I'm rich spends for a handgun I shoot much self but before that I give each homeless person 20420 dollars

wisecrack39 years ago

If my death takes 10000000 years, it would hurt to watch people die

lukec1829 years ago

#Legacy

Mikuelious7 years ago

What if this slow, painful death lasts throughout my whole life, and the pain is so weak that I barely feel it?

RedDawn9 years ago

'The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one.' I live by this quote. So, yes, I'd press that button.

FernandoPrz9 years ago

32% leave shit

Uwantt0m355w1t3b1tch8 years ago

As long as I am remembered as heroically awesome then yeah

Isabelle the red button10 years ago

Ill just make my worst enemy press the button and make it look like i did >:)

sharpness9 years ago

mattshea anwsered this question :)

dade8 years ago

I'll just make a person stay ill. Sorry bud

The Egg Emperor11 years ago

Cure everyone but one

Eagles9 years ago

Honestly, why can't the 31% get those diseases?

EpicDweeb9 years ago

I didn't press the button but it wasn't for selfish reasons. Things like HIV and cancer have the potential to grow people, and to make them better despite the illness.

Buttonkiller9 years ago

Where is the downside

ERROR 408 USERNAME NOT FOUND9 years ago

the downside is that you die a painful death, if you do not consider that a downside and you are having suicidal thoughts, then please get help and do not kill yourself.

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