You will know every language in history and future
but
You have no tongue
I will not


LucidSky9 months ago
Sure. Pens to write, smoothies to swallow just a bit easier, and there are taste buds in your throat.

Dojes3 months ago
Just be Stephen Hawking.

bumblebeeteam9 months ago
没有舌头也能说话

cheesegal8 years ago
I don't need a tongue to write, with my new knowledge I can make my stories have really cool believable "fictional" languages! :)

Michael Schneider12 years ago
It's called a pen

Tricky8 years ago
But eating becomes very hard
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losingluke8 years ago
use that thing that steven hawking uses to speak, that miniture keypad that makes a robot voice

Pds3149 years ago
Pen is mightier than the sword. And knowing languages that don't yet exist is mightier than either. It gives you the ability to see the future.

ShooterFace1238 years ago
The for the JT machinima reference. Unless I'm being stupid and I'm wrong. BTW he"s my favorite rapper.

Eileen Amelia Stone12 years ago
Sign language, problem averted...not how am I'm supposed to French kiss? :s

Loophole man9 years ago
@Faye_The_Ghost. That's my thing, but you can do it too
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Peter Sibbald12 years ago
You can get around the "making use of the good part of the button" issue by writing. That's easy. Inconvenient, time consuming, but easy enough. You would still be incredibly versatile, and get rich. But tongues have other uses. Taste. French kissing. Sex....[Show full comment]

Tokayyoshi9 years ago
You can still talk without a tongue, just a lil off on speech.
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Dayna Morris12 years ago
What's the point?

Mim'n O'y12 years ago
Did Kurloz push this button ?

Rvdd7 years ago
Probably

19PHILLIPSHELTON7 years ago
Its also called sign language.

cash54669 years ago
whats the point?

PassTheGlass19879 years ago
without a tongue you cant talk, I feel like my father would make me press this button because I talk too much. -checks behind back- all clear for now

Smart retard9 years ago
No use for knowing all the languages.

VladieBadie10 years ago
How would you french?

matteonite8 years ago
Then how am I supposed to eat pussy?

Mark Diaz12 years ago
artificial voice huehuehue

AH PERSON9 years ago
Why would I want to again?

ksawi49 years ago
Wow so why should i know them

button dude9 years ago
I think pewdiepie pushed this button

Flyinguphigh9 years ago
Do a mute from the hunger games

Somerandomwizard7 years ago
Kinda like the super power to turn invisible when no ones looking

Violet_ihateyou10 years ago
I can write.

Sidtasticguy9 years ago
U can always text to people

Artist119 years ago
Well there goes speaking it. On to writing it

Yukiko Kitten9 years ago
I could write the stuff on paper, but no tongue= no more tasting food (especially cookies, cake, and pie)

anakakia11 years ago
HOORAY I'M AN AVOX

Player_D3stiny9 years ago
Lol that sucks

cfrancisco254 years ago
you cant speeck

Yasmin729 years ago
But if you had no tongue.... you wouldn't be able to eat either.

alexriveraced9 years ago
Why does surgeries exist?

Kbobster047 years ago
Just get a 3D printed one or just write down the languages alphabet

yoica9 years ago
I can always write it a guess

Rerun249 years ago
How do you swallow then?

iwouldrather10 years ago
I now know sign language. No longer any downside.

thelolbro1239 years ago
WhT kind of questyioln is thinks?!

just_some_russian_dj4 months ago
was

InsectAngel11 years ago
you can easily get surgery to get another tongue .

abcx9 years ago
I don't want to speak any language in thee world, I speak german, english and some latin and soon spanish, that's enough to me.

Hesjester7 years ago
You won't tast as much cause most taste buds are on your tounge but you have some on the roof of your mouth and the back of your throat

Jacksonn Coopeer12 years ago
LOL, No Tounge? Pass!

thepinkdolphin9 years ago
If you can't speak, what's the point?

Flyinguphigh9 years ago
So not do

JVALMON9 years ago
Ohhh gosh. Of corse I won't press. How I kiss the girls without my tongue? Kkkkk

TheFlash42010 years ago
FOOD IS MY LIFE1!!!!!NNNNOOOO1!!!!!

Katt84167 years ago
i"d rather talk in the one boring language i know than not talk at all

dat dude 10110 years ago
Reading and writing plus super rosetta stone so that people can learn angelic!

Max The Survivor7659 years ago
Da Fuck! @_@

TheRagingComenter9 years ago
i can still write

Darth_Skywalker9 years ago
Tongues are awesome!
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