Will You Press The Button?

LucidSky9 months ago

Sure. Pens to write, smoothies to swallow just a bit easier, and there are taste buds in your throat.

Dojes3 months ago

Just be Stephen Hawking.

bumblebeeteam9 months ago

没有舌头也能说话

cheesegal8 years ago

I don't need a tongue to write, with my new knowledge I can make my stories have really cool believable "fictional" languages! :)

Michael Schneider12 years ago

It's called a pen

Tricky8 years ago

But eating becomes very hard

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losingluke8 years ago

use that thing that steven hawking uses to speak, that miniture keypad that makes a robot voice

Pds3149 years ago

Pen is mightier than the sword. And knowing languages that don't yet exist is mightier than either. It gives you the ability to see the future.

ShooterFace1238 years ago

The for the JT machinima reference. Unless I'm being stupid and I'm wrong. BTW he"s my favorite rapper.

Eileen Amelia Stone12 years ago

Sign language, problem averted...not how am I'm supposed to French kiss? :s

Loophole man9 years ago

@Faye_The_Ghost. That's my thing, but you can do it too

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Peter Sibbald12 years ago

You can get around the "making use of the good part of the button" issue by writing. That's easy. Inconvenient, time consuming, but easy enough. You would still be incredibly versatile, and get rich. But tongues have other uses. Taste. French kissing. Sex....[Show full comment]

Tokayyoshi9 years ago

You can still talk without a tongue, just a lil off on speech.

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Dayna Morris12 years ago

What's the point?

Mim'n O'y12 years ago

Did Kurloz push this button ?

Rvdd7 years ago

Probably

dat dude 10110 years ago

Reading and writing plus super rosetta stone so that people can learn angelic!

Max The Survivor7659 years ago

Da Fuck! @_@

TheRagingComenter9 years ago

i can still write

Darth_Skywalker9 years ago

Tongues are awesome!

YouPushMyButtons9 years ago

We'll all I can do know is write in a different language

Elonmuskisweird3 years ago

Surgery.

lbprox259 years ago

AAHALALLALHALALLAHALALAHLAHA.

puglover20657 years ago

I CAN BARALY USE MY TONGUE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I HAVE A TONGUE THRUSTER ITS FINE PEOPLE

Panifex7 years ago

Did you mean to say thrush?

serrato129 years ago

why would i care to know that stuff. i cant communicate. cant speak. like. y.

Spiderp8 years ago

But with no tongue, how will I eat bacon? Wait, I sacrificed bacon for videogame three buttons ago. Nevermind.

Alex1313129 years ago

NOO I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO TASTE :(

Dr_wallie10 years ago

You can really make a brain activated fake voice with tech these days so hell yeah!

Shadex9 years ago

Dude, I don't need to know a different language! Almost all American, and little bit Scottish

Notoristel12 days ago

of course 😁。 Like some prophets, they don't need to speak, but they can use paper, pen, and so on

Zaltys11 years ago

So I'd be able to translate dead languages? Working for museums would make me rich. And on the plus side, I'd also learn sign language.

mysterywoman9 years ago

You can still FREAKING SMELL

lilybell12109 years ago

irl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed...[Show full comment]