You have the ability to read minds
but
you mumble everything you heard in your sleep.
I will not

kindness_luigi 9 months ago
i dont sleep

sonicj01 10 years ago
i will just live alone anyway

zzzzzzzz111 2 years ago
8年之前的评论了诶 你现在还一个人住么 最近过的怎么样

Nautiluslolnot 5 years ago
why ?

lifehacker420 9 years ago
Loophole: You didn't HEAR what was going on; you were thinking about it.

Gandhi last year
what?

Stefan_11 9 years ago
Almost nobody can hear me in my sleep, so I can't find the problem.

John Havlin 13 years ago
Tape my mouth... then I won't be able to mumble.

falcon_king3 6 years ago
dont use it on your lover or your dead lol
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NishaRoy 10 years ago
I JUST LIVE ALONE AND ABANDONED THEN NOBODY CAN HEAR MY FUCKED UP THOUGHTS

popeyeskid 11 years ago
I could play loud music, tape my mouth or live by myself

JuniorGamesXTM 11 years ago
I sleep in a room with sound insulation

Rhys Elkin 13 years ago
I already mumble crazy shit in my sleep.

Aliens31 2 years ago
Seriously? Me too! Tought mi case IS weirder because i talk and move around( not walking, for now at least) I remember when i was a child i were sleeping in my parent's bed and i dreamed about Boeing in soccer's World cup (i winned, by the way) AND when i... [Show full comment]
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Zacharias 11 years ago
So I would mumble "anal sex anal sex anal sex" everytime I sleep?

gooberman 2 years ago
real

Daniel Lloyd Geoghan 13 years ago
I LIVE ALONE! I win

Ben Mocarski 13 years ago
Never sleep around anybody or make it so that nobody can understand what you're saying. I already talk in my sleep, but it's pretty unintelligible.

Tabitha He 13 years ago
sleep alone

TheOOOF 6 years ago
What if ur mute? No downside for mute people

Hanroo 11 years ago
Put tape on ur mouth

Inappropriate-username 9 years ago
I can never sleep in class again

Purge RP 11 years ago
Sleep alone and with your mouth taped shut(;

Gay girl 10 years ago
Ugh people choose already

THE_SHARK_MC 11 years ago
you wont ever know that you mumble!

SpuddyTheHero 10 years ago
My stuff animal will be like: "Da FAQ? You're talking about Daniel's obsession with destroying the earth and SpongeBob?"

cocksucker2002 11 years ago
I suck cocks in my dreams and in real life

Motorhorn 9 years ago
Why would I want to read minds?

pvthagoras 12 years ago
This would be hilarious. Yes.

amb 11 years ago
Downside

booknerd0902 9 years ago
Whatever. Say people have told me I sleep talk but that I never remember my dreams.

Toodles 11 years ago
I already mumble in my sleep and people just ignore it so I think I'll be fine

Bobbymalone921 10 years ago
Then there would be a lot of sexual things

gdub 11 years ago
not like anyone will hear me

theothrgamr 8 years ago
dont ever sleep with or have someone sleep over again

SERB 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

danneram 11 years ago
I already say sausages in my sleep

DavidKong 9 years ago
I talk in my sleep anyway

Reeseybobeasty 12 years ago
Learn a language that is in common problem solved

kingsheep 10 years ago
as long as nobody's around I'll be fine

Crazedpotato 9 years ago
Just put something over your mouth like tape you could still breath out of your nose but if your nose is really runny i dont know what i would press

Marcus Materia Mackan Alm 13 years ago
If it moves, and should not: DUCK-TAPE!!

XJI0112 3 years ago
kinda terrible, but i think i will

Cutie cooler gamer 11 years ago
Win win bitches

Batoast 11 years ago
Like a Tf2 Demoman ! Xddd

MVZ4 6 years ago
Tape.

captain mcderp 11 years ago
I tape my mouth

NishaRoy 10 years ago
my profile said i have been a member for 2016 years... because im immortal >:)

Little Snowflake 11 years ago
Don't see the downside here. Too many loopholes.

DailyCringeSauce 9 years ago
I live alone.. i see no downside.

NoComparison2013 11 years ago
Too much to deal with. No go

Grimlon 10 years ago
i would say it was a dream, after all

yunofunny 12 years ago
BRING ON THE CHAOS AS I FALL ASLEEP IN CLASS!

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago
Who would actually hear me?Somebody watching me sleep and none does that.That means you,Jeff.

r0b0ticj3lyfish 11 years ago
-mumbles- they don't know my man crush is jb
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