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You have the ability to read minds
but
you mumble everything you heard in your sleep.
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kindness_luigi 9 months ago
i dont sleep

sonicj01 10 years ago
i will just live alone anyway

zzzzzzzz111 2 years ago
8年之前的评论了诶 你现在还一个人住么 最近过的怎么样

Nautiluslolnot 5 years ago
why ?

lifehacker420 9 years ago
Loophole: You didn't HEAR what was going on; you were thinking about it.

Gandhi last year
what?

Stefan_11 9 years ago
Almost nobody can hear me in my sleep, so I can't find the problem.

John Havlin 13 years ago
Tape my mouth... then I won't be able to mumble.

falcon_king3 6 years ago
dont use it on your lover or your dead lol
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NishaRoy 10 years ago
I JUST LIVE ALONE AND ABANDONED THEN NOBODY CAN HEAR MY FUCKED UP THOUGHTS

popeyeskid 11 years ago
I could play loud music, tape my mouth or live by myself

JuniorGamesXTM 11 years ago
I sleep in a room with sound insulation

Rhys Elkin 13 years ago
I already mumble crazy shit in my sleep.

Aliens31 2 years ago
Seriously? Me too! Tought mi case IS weirder because i talk and move around( not walking, for now at least) I remember when i was a child i were sleeping in my parent's bed and i dreamed about Boeing in soccer's World cup (i winned, by the way) AND when i... [Show full comment]
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Zacharias 11 years ago
So I would mumble "anal sex anal sex anal sex" everytime I sleep?

gooberman 2 years ago
real

Daniel Lloyd Geoghan 13 years ago
I LIVE ALONE! I win

Ben Mocarski 13 years ago
Never sleep around anybody or make it so that nobody can understand what you're saying. I already talk in my sleep, but it's pretty unintelligible.

Tabitha He 13 years ago
sleep alone

pvthagoras 12 years ago
This would be hilarious. Yes.

SpuddyTheHero 10 years ago
My stuff animal will be like: "Da FAQ? You're talking about Daniel's obsession with destroying the earth and SpongeBob?"

cocksucker2002 11 years ago
I suck cocks in my dreams and in real life

Motorhorn 9 years ago
Why would I want to read minds?

Toodles 11 years ago
I already mumble in my sleep and people just ignore it so I think I'll be fine

amb 11 years ago
Downside

booknerd0902 9 years ago
Whatever. Say people have told me I sleep talk but that I never remember my dreams.

theothrgamr 8 years ago
dont ever sleep with or have someone sleep over again

SERB 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Bobbymalone921 10 years ago
Then there would be a lot of sexual things

gdub 11 years ago
not like anyone will hear me

kingsheep 10 years ago
as long as nobody's around I'll be fine

danneram 11 years ago
I already say sausages in my sleep

DavidKong 9 years ago
I talk in my sleep anyway

Reeseybobeasty 12 years ago
Learn a language that is in common problem solved

XJI0112 3 years ago
kinda terrible, but i think i will

Cutie cooler gamer 11 years ago
Win win bitches

Crazedpotato 9 years ago
Just put something over your mouth like tape you could still breath out of your nose but if your nose is really runny i dont know what i would press

Marcus Materia Mackan Alm 13 years ago
If it moves, and should not: DUCK-TAPE!!

NishaRoy 10 years ago
my profile said i have been a member for 2016 years... because im immortal >:)

Batoast 11 years ago
Like a Tf2 Demoman ! Xddd

MVZ4 6 years ago
Tape.

captain mcderp 11 years ago
I tape my mouth

Little Snowflake 11 years ago
Don't see the downside here. Too many loopholes.

DailyCringeSauce 9 years ago
I live alone.. i see no downside.

NoComparison2013 11 years ago
Too much to deal with. No go

Grimlon 10 years ago
i would say it was a dream, after all

TinyTangerineTiger 9 years ago
It would be fun creeping people out like that☺🍊

yunofunny 12 years ago
BRING ON THE CHAOS AS I FALL ASLEEP IN CLASS!

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago
Who would actually hear me?Somebody watching me sleep and none does that.That means you,Jeff.

r0b0ticj3lyfish 11 years ago
-mumbles- they don't know my man crush is jb

MetaKnightFangirl 11 years ago
tape meh mouth, problem solved!

Clairefair 5 years ago
Sure, I physically can't sleep unless I'm completely alone anyways 🤷‍♀️

totoro 11 years ago
I live alone anyway :) :| :'(

CPM 9 years ago
Not like anyone would hear me...

UncertainStingray 8 years ago
So?
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