Will You Press The Button?

You get paid a small salary everyday for doing nothing

but

you have difficulty falling asleep for the rest of your life.

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Maharid4 months ago

I sleep when i fall asleep and stop.

Listen.here.you.little.shitlast year

Nah I'm not wasting like 8 hours of holy sleep

James1118 years ago

A "small" salary of $1.000.000?

Winn773 years ago

Why do you need to fall asleep if you don't have to wake up for work ??

DripTheSeawinglast year

Because it's a small salary that probably wouldn't be enough to sustain you by itself

Symmy Byfield12 years ago

Already have a hard time falling asleep so no change there

Piggiepitbull3 years ago

Same

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AlexBrown7 years ago

I havent slept in 4 days lol

Athedeus7 years ago

That"s my life right now

Issybutton7 years ago

Same

TuPapuh8 years ago

with that cash i pay to a "grandma" for tell me that booooooooooooooooooooo... *3 billions 89 millions 567K 491 light years later* ooooooooring stories,i will fall asleep in 0,00000001 seconds :v

Fedxftw8 years ago

"Light years" "LIGHT YEARS" "LIgHt yEArS" THAT IS A FUCKING MEASURE OF DISTANCE

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hampuzorgaming9 years ago

so i will be like i am right now?

hampuzorgaming9 years ago

but rich

qwertyuiopz7 years ago

I already do, so....free money?

DrunkDeLeon8 years ago

I already do, and I already found a way to solve it.

cheesegal9 years ago

So... I get a small salary for having nothing in my life change? sweet :D

Alice Rightmyer12 years ago

And the difference from my real life... Oh right. I get paid nothing for doing nothing.

Krissy Thomson12 years ago

money in my bank? YAY difference in my life? 0

Callum Petch12 years ago

So you're on welfare?

Emmpo_shzz8 years ago

So no change?

Mike9999last year

Nah, dude. Sleep > money.

sifi3349 years ago

same here so im just getting free money,Thanks!

Goldfish27187 years ago

Already have a tough time sleeping :/

Vinylgirl80049 years ago

So my regular hard time going to sleep??

Tree3443 years ago

As if I can’t just pay for tech to be made that induces sleep

Gunfirereble3279 years ago

I don't even sleep

MinimiMax9 years ago

I have difficulty falling asleep as it is. Gaining a little money on the side would be nice.

Mr_Dr_Loophole8 years ago

What if I get paid for sleeping then when I need to sleep later at night I can stay up.

Jonathan James-Atkins12 years ago

Isn't this just called being on the dole?

Live_Laf_Love8 years ago

Um, I already have a hard time falling asleep...

CollinCarter8 years ago

Me too

vicvinegar10 years ago

sedatives

ShadowShaper8 years ago

JOKES ON YOU! I already do ;-;

Noiviric4 years ago

so i just get paid?

BuhTrayper9 years ago

If I never had to work I'd want to stay up more anyways.

HennyMcPennylast year

We need a button for this?

DeadFox696 years ago

I am a loophole

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AssHar8 years ago

Already do. =(

Kimy Renee Drennon12 years ago

I already have severe insomnia so.

Issybutton7 years ago

Already have that tho

DestroyerOfWorlds9 years ago

Get sleeping pills.

DarkFire02358 years ago

I already have a bad time sleeping

Beth Dean12 years ago

I don't sleep anyway...

Animesucks173 years ago

So i get money for free and i already have trouble sleeping. Dude he just gave me money for free.

adsfgd1649 years ago

Why would I want to become a liberal

uughdesequestions8 years ago

No downside for me

TallMF4 years ago

So just me being alive with benefits

SilentBinary9 years ago

I hate sleep

CollinCarter8 years ago

The only Chang is that I get free money.

Pikminmania9 years ago

I already have trouble falling asleep.

loridemar5 years ago

are you guys getting paid?

diamondking3009 years ago

Nothing new here.

I_Pushed_The_Button8 years ago

Yes because a previous button makes it to where I can fall asleep instantly. Deal with it.

JMeisterJ10 years ago

I'll just lay in bed

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