Will You Press The Button?

Maharid4 months ago

I sleep when i fall asleep and stop.

Listen.here.you.little.shitlast year

Nah I'm not wasting like 8 hours of holy sleep

James1118 years ago

A "small" salary of $1.000.000?

Winn773 years ago

Why do you need to fall asleep if you don't have to wake up for work ??

DripTheSeawinglast year

Because it's a small salary that probably wouldn't be enough to sustain you by itself

Symmy Byfield12 years ago

Already have a hard time falling asleep so no change there

Piggiepitbull3 years ago

Same

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AlexBrown7 years ago

I havent slept in 4 days lol

Athedeus7 years ago

That"s my life right now

Issybutton7 years ago

Same

TuPapuh8 years ago

with that cash i pay to a "grandma" for tell me that booooooooooooooooooooo... *3 billions 89 millions 567K 491 light years later* ooooooooring stories,i will fall asleep in 0,00000001 seconds :v

Fedxftw8 years ago

"Light years" "LIGHT YEARS" "LIgHt yEArS" THAT IS A FUCKING MEASURE OF DISTANCE

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hampuzorgaming9 years ago

so i will be like i am right now?

hampuzorgaming9 years ago

but rich

qwertyuiopz7 years ago

I already do, so....free money?

DrunkDeLeon8 years ago

I already do, and I already found a way to solve it.

cheesegal9 years ago

So... I get a small salary for having nothing in my life change? sweet :D

Alice Rightmyer12 years ago

And the difference from my real life... Oh right. I get paid nothing for doing nothing.

Krissy Thomson12 years ago

money in my bank? YAY difference in my life? 0

Callum Petch12 years ago

So you're on welfare?

BACUNLOVER444XDlast year

I already do Xd

Tw20040828!9 years ago

Good enough I hate sleeping

Surprised_Loli5 years ago

I already have difficulties of sleeping so YEP

XXLOOPYDDUEXX9 years ago

Im kinda living the first one since im reading this at 2:30 am on a monday morning...

Skworm8 years ago

I don't sleep

ZaneFlare11 years ago

I already have a hard time falling asleep and don't actually want to sleep

Gilbrt7 years ago

Already got it

Redfox30469 years ago

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