Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 2 years ago

I sleep when i fall asleep and stop.

Listen.here.you.little.shit 3 years ago

Nah I'm not wasting like 8 hours of holy sleep

James111 9 years ago

A "small" salary of $1.000.000?

Symmy Byfield 13 years ago

Already have a hard time falling asleep so no change there

Piggiepitbull 5 years ago

Same

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Winn77 5 years ago

Why do you need to fall asleep if you don't have to wake up for work ??

DripTheSeawing 3 years ago

Because it's a small salary that probably wouldn't be enough to sustain you by itself

orangeenjoyer 5 years ago

already have insomnia and adhd free money baby

TuPapuh 10 years ago

with that cash i pay to a "grandma" for tell me that booooooooooooooooooooo... *3 billions 89 millions 567K 491 light years later* ooooooooring stories,i will fall asleep in 0,00000001 seconds :v

Fedxftw 9 years ago

"Light years" "LIGHT YEARS" "LIgHt yEArS" THAT IS A FUCKING MEASURE OF DISTANCE

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hampuzorgaming 11 years ago

so i will be like i am right now?

hampuzorgaming 11 years ago

but rich

AlexBrown 9 years ago

I havent slept in 4 days lol

Athedeus 9 years ago

That"s my life right now

Issybutton 9 years ago

Same

qwertyuiopz 9 years ago

I already do, so....free money?

DrunkDeLeon 9 years ago

I already do, and I already found a way to solve it.

cheesegal 10 years ago

So... I get a small salary for having nothing in my life change? sweet :D

ThatEmoKid 9 years ago

Umm no sleep is the best part of my life, but then again i never wanna fall asleep at night and then end up staying up until like 3 in the morning.

allysen0sky 10 years ago

I already have insomnia. xD

gamer34 11 years ago

i go to sleep at 5 o'clock in the morning so theres basically no downside for me

SwagMaster2Swag4U 11 years ago

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Alice Rightmyer 13 years ago

And the difference from my real life... Oh right. I get paid nothing for doing nothing.

Krissy Thomson 13 years ago

money in my bank? YAY difference in my life? 0

Callum Petch 13 years ago

So you're on welfare?

Stephen Elnor 13 years ago

I don't see a downside i get to do nothing while not being able to sleep....which means i'll be doing nothing thus getting paid more....win-win in my eyes.

TheBestInhereBitch 9 years ago

I cant even sleep so the what"s the problem

Donderpants 11 years ago

So my life + more money. Seems legit.

transsexual 11 months ago

getting paid a small salary everyday would be like 10k-30k a day

Thebestroll 10 years ago

Retatales stor looks up *up*

Patrick Armstrong 13 years ago

I already do.

Greninjagamer 5 years ago

So I get paid to just sit on my ass and do nothing and get paid

random-scientist 11 years ago

so, my normal life, but i get money for watching youtube... ALRIGHTY THEN

Mizimango 2 years ago

i go to sleep at like 3am every night and fall asleep in less than a minute, i dont mind making that a couple of minutes for infinite money

Brookyboy 10 years ago

I rarely sleep so itll be fin

Sweetpea2019 6 years ago

So... Nothing changes?

FuntimeTheWolf 9 years ago

I have a hard time sleeping, but then... I could use SLEEPING MEDZ!!!111!!

PurpleUnicorn 12 years ago

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