Will You Press The Button?

SolarFlare8726864 years ago

Does anybody want to live forever? And not live with God in Heaven.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

God shmod, the only reason I"d want immortality is to one say watch AAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL THE ONE PIECE EPISODES IN ENGLISH DUB & eventually buy them all on dvd.

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CLONER4 years ago

Heal your depression

Mperr19 years ago

This basically would have happened anyways. Immortality is a curse!

Vrazt_last year

Exactly what you going to do when the world ends

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AdmiralTrainstorm7 years ago

You didn't even have to mention the depression part.

xXSilver_CatXx8 years ago

I'm already alone because I was left here when the rest of my family went on a holiday and they never came back

1Heidi_Batterbury17 years ago

So a little like deadpool eh

mebruh9 years ago

That changes nothing other than I am immortal So Win-win

Otaku Alex12 years ago

What if I'm already alone and am prone to depression? Huh? Yeah, that's right. 100% gain.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

I feel for you but its still grim as fuck dude.

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Dontpressfoxytofar7 years ago

it does not say how long! SOOOOO I'm alone for 5 minutes! Haha!

Not Here9 years ago

I'm already alone and depressed.

herccleary9 years ago

me too bby.

James Linstrom12 years ago

but... i dont get depressed. the only thing that makes me sad is the thought of me dying. happy irony!

rileysunshine129 years ago

The thing that makes me sad is the thought of not dying. I wouldn't be able to see my family

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Halle Barton12 years ago

sounds like Doctor Who

thatswhatithoughtm89 years ago

Why,Just Why,So,if i poop,somebody will say: "sounds like the doctor" JUST...WhatTheFuck not everything is the doctor...Geez.

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XxEpicFoxyxX9 years ago

lol, just buy 30000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 dogs and you'll be fine!

EleanorForster8 years ago

you would become alone and depressed eventually anyway and it does not say instantly you become lonely so it does not matter and also it does not say anything about you not being able to heal other people so you would be able to fix being alone loop hole

shiny eevee11 years ago

I have now become eridan

loafmeh9 years ago

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PrincessRoxy2178 years ago

i"m always alone and depressed so...

sixside9 years ago

Nothing changes except the healing and live for ever

Sho995 years ago

I can't possibly sink any lower

jessicatmeow9 years ago

Its a win-win! Im ALREADY alone and depressed!

boykisser2 months ago

womp womp I can kill people

cartoonkid9 years ago

I love music but want my future child to have the chance to hear.

Loafer_Graham49777 years ago

I would heal my depression.

Memnoch10 years ago

Would change nothing, fuck yes!

AnFbiAgent7 years ago

So instant healing everyone???

sigma leader10 years ago

i'm already immortal thx to a previous button

Shaunethomas8 years ago

I'm already alone

Djskully3 years ago

I am already alone

Fernwehweh9 years ago

I'm already alone and depressed.

FLETE149 years ago

Alone, no so that means no God just alone so don't press

Du4 years ago

Yeah! oh ok to old (stabs self with knife in head)

ThatGuyOnTheStreet9 years ago

You have have the Ability to live forever, so what happens when you disable it?

Whocares3518 years ago

Half way there

William Bishop12 years ago

It doesn't say you stay alone and depressed.

FrostbiteDST7 years ago

Already depressed

123fgff9 years ago

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