Will You Press The Button?

SolarFlare8726864 years ago

Does anybody want to live forever? And not live with God in Heaven.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

God shmod, the only reason I"d want immortality is to one say watch AAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL THE ONE PIECE EPISODES IN ENGLISH DUB & eventually buy them all on dvd.

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CLONER4 years ago

Heal your depression

Mperr19 years ago

This basically would have happened anyways. Immortality is a curse!

Vrazt_last year

Exactly what you going to do when the world ends

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AdmiralTrainstorm7 years ago

You didn't even have to mention the depression part.

xXSilver_CatXx8 years ago

I'm already alone because I was left here when the rest of my family went on a holiday and they never came back

1Heidi_Batterbury17 years ago

So a little like deadpool eh

mebruh9 years ago

That changes nothing other than I am immortal So Win-win

Otaku Alex12 years ago

What if I'm already alone and am prone to depression? Huh? Yeah, that's right. 100% gain.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

I feel for you but its still grim as fuck dude.

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Dontpressfoxytofar7 years ago

it does not say how long! SOOOOO I'm alone for 5 minutes! Haha!

Not Here9 years ago

I'm already alone and depressed.

herccleary9 years ago

me too bby.

James Linstrom12 years ago

but... i dont get depressed. the only thing that makes me sad is the thought of me dying. happy irony!

rileysunshine129 years ago

The thing that makes me sad is the thought of not dying. I wouldn't be able to see my family

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Halle Barton12 years ago

sounds like Doctor Who

thatswhatithoughtm89 years ago

Why,Just Why,So,if i poop,somebody will say: "sounds like the doctor" JUST...WhatTheFuck not everything is the doctor...Geez.

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MegGrogg8 years ago

AGYYYYYYYYY ( MY ONLY FREND )

AndrewTheDuk3 years ago

thats just normal immortality

Asp2009 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Huntermaster11257 years ago

Look at wolverine.BOOM

SteamPunkMoon10 years ago

I have eternal happiness, thanks to another button, so no depression for me.

ewzqxcefvrtgygvrfcedxfrtg5hy6u7jyhtre34 years ago

oof

precious20069 years ago

I'm already alone and depressed so it's all the same.

Mattfish8 years ago

I'll heal my depression

Dayna Morris12 years ago

I'm the Doctor?

lovey8269 years ago

dont bring that up *cries in corner* WHAAAAAAA :'(

carcinoGenosist9 years ago

couldnt i just heal my depression

HannahKelly8 years ago

This is me now but I get sick powers, so this is profit for me.

Paul Yen12 years ago

Downfall is already me

Drwaffle236 years ago

ALREADY AM

Slywolf9 years ago

I'm already alone and depressed why would I want to prolong it

HAtsushiKunlast year

well I'm already Alone and Depressed soo... and also immortality is not a curse i can just read visual novels in my mind forever if the world ends.

septiceye9 years ago

it didnt say you couldent have sex

thatswhatithoughtm89 years ago

Die! YOUR SEX MANIAC!

Locallylily7 years ago

What downside where?

ILoveU10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Glenn_the_dragoon8 years ago

It says CAN not HAVE TO BE IMMORTAL so I'm just going to go with the ability to heal things.

CorndogWielder7 years ago

No changes

Cobalt1911 years ago

Pfft i'll be fine

WhiteFoxReign 9 years ago

I will become Zeref!!!!

908y9-94 years ago

i dont get the people saying that there is no downside. if you are alone and depressed then why would you want to be like that literally forever. im not saying to kys or anything but if your life sucks then why would you doom yourself to a fate of no possa...[Show full comment]

bartu9 years ago

I dont want live forever.. doesnt matter depression unhappy happy or anything

tgregg999 years ago

I don't get depressed bitch.

RicklePick5 years ago

Where"s the downside?

toystyle1019 years ago

Im already alone and depress

CondescendingGhost8 years ago

So im like half a wolverine

Alexander Vezinaw12 years ago

so... Wolverine?

FoxGrover7 years ago

For me nothing will change except for the fact that I will live forever

Lucadabuttonpresser9 years ago

If you're old then you couldn't really walk + if you're alone nothing can hurt so no

TheGameSage8 years ago

Rules don't state that I must remain alone forever. I also don't have to remain depressed. If anything instant healing will probably fix that right away. Press the Button! ^_^

matorin9 years ago

so stuperman

irishdragon510 years ago

"You become alone and depressed" ...temporarily. I mean, it's going to I'm going to feel alone and depressed due to the loss of loved ones, but I have eternity to make new relationships and, hey, heal I can heal from emotional scars, too, can't I?

bernardo_skaf8 years ago

im already alone and depressed

dickhead553 years ago

if i can heal anything. i can heal my emotional damage. EASY FIX IM SO FUCKING GENIUS

DerpyDolphin9 years ago

So I'm invisible and can live foever I'm joinen the army

Des7 years ago

I'm already alone and depressed.

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