Will You Press The Button?

GodsMorale 2 years ago

I´m a god, why poop then?

235x0 3 years ago

Some Gods have no orifices. like possibly Arceus

Reddeath94 10 years ago

Use god powers to not have to poop ever. It works because the negative is you have to go to the bathroom every 24 hours, not poop every 24 hours. Therefore going to the bathroom only requires you to pee.

Delta_6501 6 years ago

Then the cacti will come out your D or V ur Dik or vgna

Dave Leon 13 years ago

Well, since I'm God, I can just fix that.

DaGuy 5 years ago

Ugh you smart cookie

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BruhMoment4581 6 years ago

Just expand your butthole

Milk_Frog 2 months ago

No！！！！！！！！！！

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Scripted 9 years ago

Just as painful as haemorhoids

justjesus 6 years ago

So as God, I will make it so I never need to poop, the excess food in my body will simply teleport into the sewers from my stomach. Now I just have to go pee every 24 hours.

Dinopack11 10 years ago

Remove your pain

ththomas9 6 years ago

Malina707. God poop ALL THE TIME! that"s why you never see him.

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OguzhanYigit 10 years ago

The God doesn't shit....

Kittenlover101 10 years ago

HAHA!

SgtBaker 7 years ago

Me: *Becomes God* Also me: "Cacti dont exist"

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago

What cacti?

-_Unknown_- 7 years ago

If your God, you can make cacti smooth

Ezekiel Martin 13 years ago

BUT I can make the definition for the term "24 hours" be "eternity". LOOPHOLES, BITCH. GOTTA FIND 'EM ALL!

guyeatspuns 9 years ago

Loopholemons gators find em all

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PaigeAlpha 9 years ago

I shall change the reality in which this button doesn't have a downside :3

Pastel-Cringe13 9 years ago

What if you"re atheist

Yukitai 5 years ago

The concept of "god" still exists for atheists, they just don't believe in any. Like if someone said god saved them, you"d still be able to picture an almighty humanoid (no doubt) saving people, thus your atheist question doesn't work. You"d become an op myth.

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pepenator 10 years ago

Just take Imodium

KIRA1 11 years ago

I'm already Kira so I'm already GOD like if you love DeathNote because L is the best

LunaIsTotallyNotTrash 11 years ago

Everyone likes L, everyone, even Kira.

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

janice2 3 years ago

thank you richard dickson

Connor Quinn 13 years ago

Guys it's implied that you can't fix the down side.

dankmemes101 9 years ago

THANK YOU! FINALLY SOMEONE ACTUALLY READ THE DOWNSIDE!

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Alexis Faye Williams 13 years ago

Hello, I can control everything in existence as I see fit.

Sup 12 years ago

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RayRu1z 10 years ago

I do roofing in new Mexico I ALREADY SHIT CACTUS BITCH

Zeasland 5 years ago

so you are a god you dont need to poop so

ghostcookiez 11 years ago

yeah

AthenaOnyx 10 years ago

You can control everything but you're own poops.

Traeval 11 years ago

I control reality. So many ways to fix this

HannahKelly 9 years ago

If I'm a god surely I don't need to use the bathroom

conor660 12 years ago

"can control reality and everything in existence as you see fit" so i tell the word my dump is crap and it listens

NixExists 8 months ago

I will walk into the bathroom every 24 hours, do nothing, and leave. I love loopholes.

Mikael2412 8 years ago

Just deleted cactuses from existanse XD

jk1554 11 years ago

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sonhol 10 years ago

You become god and can control reality and "EVERYTHING" in existence as you see fit so i can fix the problem

bungee-gum 5 years ago

where the heck did this thought come from

Amberstare 9 years ago

Just erase your body and remake it to your liking

ButterStickles 11 years ago

Cant I change that since I'm God

KileeMcAtee 12 years ago

ouch

Nakeyo 10 years ago

Just press I will not and it will never happed °_°

AmeliaDansie 9 years ago

painful craps

Kevin Knaap 13 years ago

Guys, just make the cacti fluffy rather that covered in spikes

-_-km last year

把仙人掌‘’抹去‘’

TjVas 10 years ago

"Control reality" = unstoppable cactus butt pain? I think not.

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