Will You Press The Button?

GodsMorale 2 years ago

I´m a god, why poop then?

235x0 3 years ago

Some Gods have no orifices. like possibly Arceus

Reddeath94 10 years ago

Use god powers to not have to poop ever. It works because the negative is you have to go to the bathroom every 24 hours, not poop every 24 hours. Therefore going to the bathroom only requires you to pee.

Delta_6501 6 years ago

Then the cacti will come out your D or V ur Dik or vgna

Dave Leon 13 years ago

Well, since I'm God, I can just fix that.

DaGuy 5 years ago

Ugh you smart cookie

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BruhMoment4581 6 years ago

Just expand your butthole

Milk_Frog 2 months ago

No！！！！！！！！！！

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Scripted 9 years ago

Just as painful as haemorhoids

justjesus 6 years ago

So as God, I will make it so I never need to poop, the excess food in my body will simply teleport into the sewers from my stomach. Now I just have to go pee every 24 hours.

Dinopack11 10 years ago

Remove your pain

ththomas9 6 years ago

Malina707. God poop ALL THE TIME! that"s why you never see him.

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OguzhanYigit 10 years ago

The God doesn't shit....

Kittenlover101 10 years ago

HAHA!

SgtBaker 7 years ago

Me: *Becomes God* Also me: "Cacti dont exist"

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago

What cacti?

-_Unknown_- 7 years ago

If your God, you can make cacti smooth

Ezekiel Martin 13 years ago

BUT I can make the definition for the term "24 hours" be "eternity". LOOPHOLES, BITCH. GOTTA FIND 'EM ALL!

guyeatspuns 9 years ago

Loopholemons gators find em all

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PaigeAlpha 9 years ago

I shall change the reality in which this button doesn't have a downside :3

Pastel-Cringe13 9 years ago

What if you"re atheist

Yukitai 5 years ago

The concept of "god" still exists for atheists, they just don't believe in any. Like if someone said god saved them, you"d still be able to picture an almighty humanoid (no doubt) saving people, thus your atheist question doesn't work. You"d become an op myth.

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pepenator 10 years ago

Just take Imodium

KIRA1 11 years ago

I'm already Kira so I'm already GOD like if you love DeathNote because L is the best

LunaIsTotallyNotTrash 11 years ago

Everyone likes L, everyone, even Kira.

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

janice2 3 years ago

thank you richard dickson

Connor Quinn 13 years ago

Guys it's implied that you can't fix the down side.

dankmemes101 9 years ago

THANK YOU! FINALLY SOMEONE ACTUALLY READ THE DOWNSIDE!

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Alexis Faye Williams 13 years ago

Hello, I can control everything in existence as I see fit.

MayaPhillips 10 years ago

fuck that

Caribou 5 years ago

I tend not to push the badly done questions.

lovey826 11 years ago

i can just make this question have no downside XD

Mincrft_Lovr-69 9 years ago

Get surgery every time you need to take a shit. You"re god so its free.

FlearX75 11 years ago

good try dudes.

Alduin1295 6 years ago

Since I'm God I can make cacti without NEEDLES.

Yukitai 5 years ago

Some prick-less cacti I do believe already exist though (don't judge me, I don't know plants). If not, then yeah, make prick-less cacti the only kind because then all cacti would die out. It"s not acquiring a tolerance, but it"s avoiding the main issue. It works.

SupahRookie 11 years ago

even though i said no i see now that it says control reality, *Switches the term poop with cacti* Done.

Greatcat 9 years ago

What if I remove my rectum?

KileeMcAtee 12 years ago

ouch

Kiplo 10 years ago

I wouldn't even want to be god so..... no

UNICORNZAREDABOMB 9 years ago

IT ALREADY HURTS WHEN I TAKE A SHIT!!!! TAKE DAT BUTTON!!!

Ilaria Costantino 13 years ago

since i can control everything i don't see how i can't fix my own problem

bungus2 2 years ago

snapcube sonic 06 reference

minibotas 10 years ago

I can make it to not hurt...OR DELETE CACTAE

Yoshi711 8 years ago

make cacti non existent

TheTrueBlueSonicFan 11 years ago

Gods don't take dumps tho

Courfeyrac Yea Son 13 years ago

If i am God I would just make myself poop poop and not cacti

Logical-loopholes 8 years ago

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Apollo924 4 years ago

I’ll be immortal so…

thebeavers 11 years ago

I just shout at the cactus let the power of Christ compell you !!!

thesarehypotheticalright 9 years ago

This place has problems

Transpurge73 11 years ago

(insert copy paste thing here)

WhatTimeIsIt 10 years ago

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ghostcookiez 11 years ago

yeah

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