Will You Press The Button?

GodsMorale10 months ago

I´m a god, why poop then?

235x0last year

Some Gods have no orifices. like possibly Arceus

Reddeath948 years ago

Use god powers to not have to poop ever. It works because the negative is you have to go to the bathroom every 24 hours, not poop every 24 hours. Therefore going to the bathroom only requires you to pee.

Delta_65015 years ago

Then the cacti will come out your D or V ur Dik or vgna

Dave Leon12 years ago

Well, since I'm God, I can just fix that.

DaGuy4 years ago

Ugh you smart cookie

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BruhMoment45815 years ago

Just expand your butthole

Yukitai4 years ago

You may end up pooping a thicker cactus... Best thing would be to remove the concept and every cactus from existence, thus you"d be pooping [ ] out. IF this fails, just direct the downside to be that furry cactus instead of the prickly kind.

justjesus5 years ago

So as God, I will make it so I never need to poop, the excess food in my body will simply teleport into the sewers from my stomach. Now I just have to go pee every 24 hours.

Scripted8 years ago

Just as painful as haemorhoids

SgtBaker5 years ago

Me: *Becomes God* Also me: "Cacti dont exist"

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago

What cacti?

Dinopack118 years ago

Remove your pain

ththomas95 years ago

Malina707. God poop ALL THE TIME! that"s why you never see him.

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OguzhanYigit8 years ago

The God doesn't shit....

Kittenlover1018 years ago

HAHA!

-_Unknown_-6 years ago

If your God, you can make cacti smooth

Ezekiel Martin12 years ago

BUT I can make the definition for the term "24 hours" be "eternity". LOOPHOLES, BITCH. GOTTA FIND 'EM ALL!

guyeatspuns8 years ago

Loopholemons gators find em all

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PaigeAlpha8 years ago

I shall change the reality in which this button doesn't have a downside :3

Pastel-Cringe138 years ago

What if you"re atheist

Yukitai4 years ago

The concept of "god" still exists for atheists, they just don't believe in any. Like if someone said god saved them, you"d still be able to picture an almighty humanoid (no doubt) saving people, thus your atheist question doesn't work. You"d become an op myth.

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pepenator9 years ago

Just take Imodium

KIRA19 years ago

I'm already Kira so I'm already GOD like if you love DeathNote because L is the best

LunaIsTotallyNotTrash9 years ago

Everyone likes L, everyone, even Kira.

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

janice22 years ago

thank you richard dickson

Connor Quinn12 years ago

Guys it's implied that you can't fix the down side.

dankmemes1018 years ago

THANK YOU! FINALLY SOMEONE ACTUALLY READ THE DOWNSIDE!

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Alexis Faye Williams12 years ago

Hello, I can control everything in existence as I see fit.

Rosane8 years ago

Youre go you can wish for not have to poop cactus

Sebastian Simon12 years ago

Could be worseâ€¦

â˜†Tinkerâ˜†9 years ago

Omg I become an all powerful genie! I shall never need to poop as I am powerful so I can make myself unhungry which makes me not ever need to go to the loo! Didnt think of that did ya?......

tehhypergamer9 years ago

56% are COWARDS! YOU CAN CONTROL FUCKING REALITY JUST CHANGE IT SO YOU DONT POOP CACTI!

Rateelast year

I use my god powers to make me poop normal poop instead

Muspelheim9 years ago

i choose one of those soft friendly cacti

HoneySLIME7 years ago

Life

WheezyHuttJr9 years ago

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AlphaWord8 years ago

Ahhhh really powerful aspirin

Alex Brannen12 years ago

I can change what cacti are... since cacti is just a word I could make it mean "shit" in all languages so then by manipulating language, pooping is much easier. problem solved, problem staying solved.

Mincrft_Lovr-697 years ago

Get surgery every time you need to take a shit. You"re god so its free.

FlearX7510 years ago

good try dudes.

MayaPhillips8 years ago

fuck that

Caribou3 years ago

I tend not to push the badly done questions.

lovey8269 years ago

i can just make this question have no downside XD

Kiplo8 years ago

I wouldn't even want to be god so..... no

Alduin12954 years ago

Since I'm God I can make cacti without NEEDLES.

Yukitai4 years ago

Some prick-less cacti I do believe already exist though (don't judge me, I don't know plants). If not, then yeah, make prick-less cacti the only kind because then all cacti would die out. It"s not acquiring a tolerance, but it"s avoiding the main issue. It works.

SupahRookie9 years ago

even though i said no i see now that it says control reality, *Switches the term poop with cacti* Done.

Greatcat8 years ago

What if I remove my rectum?

KileeMcAtee10 years ago

ouch

Yoshi7117 years ago

make cacti non existent

TheTrueBlueSonicFan9 years ago

Gods don't take dumps tho

UNICORNZAREDABOMB8 years ago

IT ALREADY HURTS WHEN I TAKE A SHIT!!!! TAKE DAT BUTTON!!!

Ilaria Costantino12 years ago

since i can control everything i don't see how i can't fix my own problem

bungus23 months ago

snapcube sonic 06 reference

minibotas9 years ago

I can make it to not hurt...OR DELETE CACTAE

Transpurge7310 years ago

(insert copy paste thing here)

WhatTimeIsIt8 years ago

Guys, this is so simple. Cacti is multiple cactus. However, we can just change the definition to singular poop. And for the agony, it says unimaginable, meaning your brain can't comprehend the pain. So you would probably pass out instantly, and if you wake...[Show full comment]

Courfeyrac Yea Son12 years ago

If i am God I would just make myself poop poop and not cacti

Logical-loopholes7 years ago

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Apollo9243 years ago

I’ll be immortal so…

thebeavers9 years ago

I just shout at the cactus let the power of Christ compell you !!!

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