Heaven will definitely exist, the afterlife holds infinite ecstasy!
but
The only method of entry is to be murdered, and only by the hand of a son or daughter. Failing this, a hellish damnation awaits you.
I will not

juanchovader 11 years ago
Han solo would be happy.

vim237 7 years ago
Too soon
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Comrade_Sowbeast360 11 years ago
Ill get to used to hell

ALoneTenno 11 years ago
This guy/girl. I applaud you :3

Selmar Koning 13 years ago
by A son or daughter, not MY son or daughter and we all had parents... we might as well kill ourselves cus yea... we are all sons and daughters of SOMEONE

Jammy6484 8 years ago
I wasn't I was made in a lab
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AtheenaWolf1122 10 years ago
I would never kill my mommy- I'd take a bullet for my mother, My mother it my world, call me obsessed or overly protective. But I have paranoia, and sometimes I go through all her pill bottles because I'm scared someone poisoned her. And I don't start warm... [Show full comment]

SamderShmurder 2 years ago
Rape 🤣🤣🤣
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Gooby2005 10 years ago
But why don't we try to be good people to get to heaven and I know it exists

Migdin1 9 years ago
Because not everyone belives in heaven.

Shaguru 10 years ago
Heaven alreadyexists.

Thetruthspeaker 9 years ago
I agree. The proof is that it"s in God"s word that it does exist
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CatOfGold 10 years ago
Heaven alrrady exists

Buttonpresser101pro 10 years ago
Christian fuckers.

ALoneTenno 11 years ago
I'm going to Hell anyways so if heaven and hell don't exist then that's better for me.

NightingaleA113 9 years ago
Ok but imagine how life would be... like, it would just become tradition that when your parent grows old, you stab them, or shoot them or whatever! Or what if you hear that your parent got hit by a car, and doesn't have long to live... hospitals just have ... [Show full comment]

George Daniel 10 years ago
I'm a Christian so I choose life

vodam 9 years ago
Same
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SteelAssassin 11 years ago
I already believe in heaven and hell so yeah. Id rather not press the button

Icarns64 11 years ago
Heaven already exists

PezTheBrony 11 years ago
I'm a Christian so, I'd probably NOT make it hard to get to heaven. :/

Agarillobob 11 years ago
isn´t everyone a son or a daughter?

cynicaldirector1 11 years ago
all of us are son's and daughter's of god

hipotamer 11 years ago
Heaven already exists

colemaniac11 11 years ago
heaven already exists... DUH

SinonMercer 8 years ago
Souls go nowhere because souls don't exist. And I can't prove Heaven doesn't exist, I admit that, but that doesn't mean ab I have to believe in it.
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Camila Lopez 13 years ago
I do not want children at all. And I'm an atheist and I'm perfectly content with an afterlife not existing, because after death I can't exactly exist to care.

Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid 8 years ago
Agreed
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TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago
Heaven already exists. It’s a superclub in England.

buttonmasher 12 years ago
BITCH I'M NOT EVEN CHRISTIAN

KevkyHD 10 years ago
They didn't say it would be my son, or daughter, im a son of my parents too, so i can just suicide ...

Dripper12345 11 years ago
Time to better homes and gardens this female dog

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
"you need the blood of your father, but your father needn't be blood"-balthazar to sam.

RandomGirl 10 years ago
Supernatural yassss

JaggerLope 11 years ago
Everyone alive is a son or daughter so there is probably someone in the world that creates a business to murder anyone

SnowflameStorm 9 years ago
People are saying, where would the souls go if not heaven? To back up Heaven"s existence, but... who said that souls are real?

Mason Emlen 13 years ago
going to heaven anyway biatch

thelostlegend 11 years ago
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... [Show full comment]

CalvinZheng 9 years ago
OOOOOOOH! I love hellish damnations! Press!

Pluss 11 years ago
yea.. kill me FRIENDS SON..

eatmyassyounerds 11 years ago
Why the FUCK So inorder to get into Heavan I'd have to have kids nah chill

Squirtle dude 152 10 years ago
It doesn't say it has to be your son or daughter

Blufyre 2 years ago
I would be the best father ever, tell this to my son who has grown to have unwavering trust in me and tell him to do the same

TemmieArmor 11 years ago
>when you're not religious and every post is annoying and christian....

yesmann 6 years ago
i wanna fail it

TheFrickenDevil 12 years ago
Family Valhalla! They can shoot me on my death bed.

StaneaJ 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

GalaxyGurl 9 years ago
irl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed... [Show full comment]

Peter Sibbald 13 years ago
There was an ancient cult known as the Thuggee, who had beliefs somewhat like this. I don't know the exact date, but it's somewhere between 0 C.E. and the early 300's when the Edict of Milan was signed. I think the Thuggee lived somewhere in the Middle Eas... [Show full comment]

AlanTheAlmighty 11 years ago
What kind of mindfuck is this?

noot-wants-to-bootle 10 years ago
It said a son or doughter so anyone and suiside is murdering yoreself soooo (Sorry for the grim topic )

Narwhal9000 11 years ago
gezthefelike your username but wasn't the reason he died on the cross so that people that sinned could go to heaven and atheism is a sin?

jfb1337 11 years ago
So Han Solo will be there?

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago
heaven already exists, but it has nothing to do with death. it"s a nightclub in the UK

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago
The afterlife holds an infinite amount of drugs?

onelittlewolfie 10 years ago
HOONNEEYY COME HERE AND KILL MOMMYY FOR ME!

AlyssaFork 8 years ago
What if I know I am already going to hell?

Galhaar 12 years ago
"I feel like I'm falling asleep... Billy, get the cleaver!"

Puppylover3 10 years ago
Okay! I'll press it!!!! NOOOTTTT!!!!!

Coghalo 11 years ago
My son or daughter will kill me right before I die.

Lonely Pizza 11 years ago
What if humans are bound to go to he'll after their deaths? It would make this kind of act meaningless.

troll123 11 years ago
I hope u go to hell pizza
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