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Heaven will definitely exist, the afterlife holds infinite ecstasy!
but
The only method of entry is to be murdered, and only by the hand of a son or daughter. Failing this, a hellish damnation awaits you.
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juanchovader9 years ago
Han solo would be happy.

vim2375 years ago
Too soon
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Comrade_Sowbeast3609 years ago
Ill get to used to hell

ALoneTenno9 years ago
This guy/girl. I applaud you :3

AtheenaWolf11229 years ago
I would never kill my mommy- I'd take a bullet for my mother, My mother it my world, call me obsessed or overly protective. But I have paranoia, and sometimes I go through all her pill bottles because I'm scared someone poisoned her. And I don't start warm...[Show full comment]

SamderShmurder6 months ago
Rape 🤣🤣🤣
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Selmar Koning12 years ago
by A son or daughter, not MY son or daughter and we all had parents... we might as well kill ourselves cus yea... we are all sons and daughters of SOMEONE

Jammy64847 years ago
I wasn't I was made in a lab
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Gooby20058 years ago
But why don't we try to be good people to get to heaven and I know it exists

Migdin18 years ago
Because not everyone belives in heaven.

Shaguru9 years ago
Heaven alreadyexists.

Thetruthspeaker7 years ago
I agree. The proof is that it"s in God"s word that it does exist
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CatOfGold9 years ago
Heaven alrrady exists

Buttonpresser101pro8 years ago
Christian fuckers.

ALoneTenno9 years ago
I'm going to Hell anyways so if heaven and hell don't exist then that's better for me.

NightingaleA1137 years ago
Ok but imagine how life would be... like, it would just become tradition that when your parent grows old, you stab them, or shoot them or whatever! Or what if you hear that your parent got hit by a car, and doesn't have long to live... hospitals just have ...[Show full comment]

George Daniel 9 years ago
I'm a Christian so I choose life

vodam7 years ago
Same
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SteelAssassin9 years ago
I already believe in heaven and hell so yeah. Id rather not press the button

Icarns649 years ago
Heaven already exists

PezTheBrony9 years ago
I'm a Christian so, I'd probably NOT make it hard to get to heaven. :/

Agarillobob9 years ago
isn´t everyone a son or a daughter?

cynicaldirector19 years ago
all of us are son's and daughter's of god

hipotamer9 years ago
Heaven already exists

colemaniac119 years ago
heaven already exists... DUH

SinonMercer7 years ago
Souls go nowhere because souls don't exist. And I can't prove Heaven doesn't exist, I admit that, but that doesn't mean ab I have to believe in it.
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Camila Lopez12 years ago
I do not want children at all. And I'm an atheist and I'm perfectly content with an afterlife not existing, because after death I can't exactly exist to care.

Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid7 years ago
Agreed
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yesmann4 years ago
i wanna fail it

TheFrickenDevil11 years ago
Family Valhalla! They can shoot me on my death bed.

TemmieArmor9 years ago
>when you're not religious and every post is annoying and christian....

Peter Sibbald12 years ago
There was an ancient cult known as the Thuggee, who had beliefs somewhat like this. I don't know the exact date, but it's somewhere between 0 C.E. and the early 300's when the Edict of Milan was signed. I think the Thuggee lived somewhere in the Middle Eas...[Show full comment]

AlanTheAlmighty9 years ago
What kind of mindfuck is this?

StaneaJ9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

GalaxyGurl8 years ago
irl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed...[Show full comment]

Narwhal900010 years ago
gezthefelike your username but wasn't the reason he died on the cross so that people that sinned could go to heaven and atheism is a sin?

noot-wants-to-bootle8 years ago
It said a son or doughter so anyone and suiside is murdering yoreself soooo (Sorry for the grim topic )

Tom Bombadil10 years ago
The afterlife holds an infinite amount of drugs?

onelittlewolfie9 years ago
HOONNEEYY COME HERE AND KILL MOMMYY FOR ME!

jfb13379 years ago
So Han Solo will be there?

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago
heaven already exists, but it has nothing to do with death. it"s a nightclub in the UK

Puppylover39 years ago
Okay! I'll press it!!!! NOOOTTTT!!!!!

Coghalo9 years ago
My son or daughter will kill me right before I die.

AlyssaFork7 years ago
What if I know I am already going to hell?

Galhaar11 years ago
"I feel like I'm falling asleep... Billy, get the cleaver!"

thelostlegend9 years ago
im an atheist

Zletro8 years ago
I'm already going to Hell, making it a party, everyone"s invited

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago
What if humans are bound to go to he'll after their deaths? It would make this kind of act meaningless.

troll1239 years ago
I hope u go to hell pizza

Cptfrank138 years ago
So since i am a son i will just live my life normaly and when i am about to die i will kill my self. Simple

Honk Honk9 years ago
I don't want children, asexual, and is too young

Bananazzzz9 years ago
Oh, hi Honk

Qazwerty126410 years ago
Heaven is there no matter what

IAM8BIT9 years ago
Im a buddhist

keremthepasha4 years ago
Hell is very easy place to go

hy3rid10 years ago
Peter Sibbald- holy fuck

aliyah9 years ago
So we can just kill are selfs? "A son or daughter"

Erin_Toms8 years ago
I want to go to hell so no downside here

Mirkel Leliveld12 years ago
I like hell...

OguzhanYigit8 years ago
Me too...

Blocksmash4569 years ago
what if you never have kids?

Duckyface9 years ago
make it a thing in your family, when you're about to die have your child kill you

GRG27059 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]
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